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I’m 68 and I’m guaranteed to lose, but, YES!
Have you considered a bigger gun!!
No.
But I’ve been looking for a bigger dick…
There is a big one in Ottawa you can have. he looks a lot like Castro
LOL!
I’d give you a “Down boy”, but she is quite beautiful.
Yes, Maam, you sure as hell are.
I can only conclude she has a face that could sink a thousand ships.
Or maybe…
– click bait?
– a catfishing hag?
– an AI designed to generate subscriptions?
Big ass, IMO.
She doesn’t list weeding a garden or preserving produce. Needs more development
It’s a dude, Bob.
but her butt is fake.
Dog person
That don’t make no sense.
Venus hightrap.
Lol. Smoke ’em if ya got ’em.
I would think the quality of the men was the most vital ingredient.
Lots of quality created by giving men the tools and putting them in a quality development situation.
But no success until the French provided supplies.
Speaking of the French, in the interest of “green,” the Olympic village will have NO A/C in Paris this summer.
How the mighty are fallen.
They’re just cheap.
Thank you Benjamin Franklin for being the Manly influence the French needed to say yes.
They won at Saratoga, thanks to Benedict A.
Don’t look up.
I caught a bag of dicks.
And I’m not even a redneck…
When you ask my buddy Dave “How you doing?”
“Hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit” is his general reply
Just for the record, redneck sayings are always best delivered matter-of-factly, with a straight face and with the utmost sincerity. Almost as an aside; therein is their true power. No one likes the stupid turd of the party that laughs at his own jokes and is always swinging for a home run.
Fall into a barrel full of titties and still come out sucking my thumb!
A co-worker had two that I still use.
Know why birds fly upside down in Wet Virginia?
Nothing worth shitting on there. and
I’m so hungry I could eat a bowl of lard with a hair on it.
Canada’s armed forces value diversity above all else . . . even ability to fight. All fags, lesbos, transfreaks and Stay Puft marshmallow things are welcome.
….and he’s been doing it since 2017.
I read Canadian Police are telling people to leave their car keys on the porch to reduce violence by car thieves.
True story. I saw the video of the cop saying “all they want is your car.”
Give up your guns…
Because jealousy and resentment towards white man’s achievements will NEVER end.
out of focus letters – too annoying to read
Script was hard to read
Two thoughts: one, the worst part of it all is the betrayal by our fellow ‘Whites’; two, the idiot that produced this needs to take graphics 0.5 … learn a bit of color theory and such so that it’d actually be legible. This is not rocket science …
Agree with the sentiment, just hate the choice of font.
Your loss.
I’ll take the whole snake.
That shit is delish.
I imagine you’d refuse the rat also?
On the same note, Tyson Foods announced they are closing meat plants in order to focus on insect farming. I did not make that up.
Tyson food is firing huge numbers of American workers and trying to hire illegals in NYC for $16.50 per hour and even helping them gain legal representation. Boycott Tyson and their related brands including Sara Lee, Jimmy Dean, Hillshire Farms, Ball Park plus more! News on the dailymail.
That’s one giant tube steak!
Who asked for your opinion?
I think that’s bullshit!!
Opinions are like dicks… I don’t know where I was going with that.
Where’s the cleavage?
She’s 11
Agreed.
Better than a “10”
She worked it off with all that jugglin.
Oh . . so the strength of gravity is different where she is than everywhere else
sure. whatever
Coal miner? That’s nothing. Try sitting at a desk all day doing statistical analysis and not dying of boredom.
I would take black lung over that, for sure.
Nothing? Go try it sometime … say, for 5 years … or even one year.
The worst desk job is generally easier than the worst physical labor job …
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I’m still learning how to post here.
So far…so good.
Plumbers smoke
So do electricians … what’s your point?
East Palestine Ohio.
It was all good fun till he ran over the cameraman and cut him in two.
Now there’s some cutting edge technology.
And if he rides a few laps in a circle he’ll have one hell of an ice fishing hole.
Never too old to learn.
Ain’t that the truth.
I always consider it a great day when I learn something new.
I work very hard to make the next painting better than all the ones before.
It doesn’t happen enough, but it’s the goal.
Well, I thought I was good at drinking whisky, but I guess I’m going to have to redouble my efforts.
Redouble?
You’ve doubled them before?
Morning wake up dive.
I hope you left the front door unlocked so you can get back in.
Sure hope that’s the bridge in the Darién Gap.
It wasn’t cleavage, but it’ll do.
The guys certainly seemed to enjoy it.
I have those but haven’t had a chance to use it. Always wondered what happened to people.
OUCH!
I think Mrs. Tipsy is closer to the mark.
NAILED IT!
10! Er, I mean 1.0!
Deo Vindici
Colonel Tandy Walker Camp 2207
Didn’t want it to get dirty again. Eh?
Perfect example of why some ppl should not be DIYer’s.
factory direct with extra DEI
Sharp knives are racist.
The day might be coming when we’ll all be arrested or fined for posting memes or commenting on them. In Canada, Trudolt is trying to pass a law that would award up to 20 grand to anyone whose feelings were hurt, plus 50 grand to the damn government. What an incentive that would create for losers to comb the internet looking for something that upsets them and trying to cash in. Imagine being financially wiped out because of a comment you made on FF. They realize humour is a powerful tool and are trying to blunt it.
You’ll be bankrupt in less than a week.
a week?
The shooting will start.
I read he wants to jail for hate speech for LIFE. WTF??
You’ll be sent to one of his re-education camps where your life sentence will only be about 4 hours until taken by the executioners.
https://dailystormer.in/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/brute-teens-1-660×330.webp
My kid had the app that lets one make these, but neither he nor I made anything this clever with it…
Found one in my shop and made sure I told the wife so she will not step foot in it.
Those big ratsnakes can be your best friend. seven to nine feet on my homestead.
Keeps the wife out of the shop and that makes it a pretty good friend.
3 out of 4 isn’t bad.
Send him to Ottawa. Most speak French, and there are plenty of fat civil servants to munch on.
Israel’s plan for Gaza.
… and for Lebanon, and Syria, and Iran, and Iraq, and … pretty much everyone else that’s not israel … so long as the United States furnishes the money, the weapons, the fighters and the body bags … and cleans up afterward.
Gif ended before we got to see the whopper chopper in action.
That one made me laugh out loud.
Now I understand completely by what “Catching fish” is all about.
Asian carp.
An ecological nightmare invasive species.
Thanks China!
But really fun to “wingshoot” with shotguns.
But really fun to “wingshoot” with shotguns.
UK is lost, as is most of Europe.
All western Civilizations are lost, you know…, the ones that invented peoples rights, modern society, all of todays conveniences and the only ones that made slavery illegal..
No good deed goes unpunished.
How long before the sand niggers get control of the nukes in Britian?
Apparently, we may not need to worry about that.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-68355395
Bob will be disappointed that she didn’t get smacked in the face with a chainsaw and fall off.
Every art appraiser knows: Woman in white dress always worth more.
Every art appraiser knows: White Woman in white dress always worth more.
FIFY …
Thanks
Very Nice
In another life, she would be bearing my children.
Those armests will help keep her from fighting back and escaping.
Wonder if she is ticklish?
That was mean, but funny.
It still makes me laugh every time I see it. And I must’ve seen 20-30 times by now.
(I’m easily amused by some things I suppose.)
She’s used to it being the other way around.
So your asshole has ears. Just be glad it doesn’t have a nose.
Or tastebuds.