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We did negotiate a peace pact but Johnson and Biden made me tear it up. Now they’re hanging me out to dry, so please give me . . . I mean us, billions of dollars and give Biden and Johnson anal probes, then dissect them.
Looks like they had rats.
Rugrats…to be more precise.
95% of people who were Dumb enough to buy one in the first place..Have Buyers Remorse.
That’s something you seldom see.
WTF am I looking at?
Well the video is a little longer and all is revealed at the end, but this is FF!
A person all wrapped up in venting in public.
I think it might be something – maybe enterprising street corner begging – based on a character from the theater-group Mummenschanz.
More info about them here: https : //www . mummenschanz . com/
(Remove spaces before and after the colon and the periods.)
That’s the most disturbing Slinky I’ve ever seen!
You can stay home and have one sent to you from Russia… for a fee.
Tinder
The market on Russian women have gone way up the last 2 years, it’s Ukrainian women that are free. But beware, lots of them are atheist, materialist, narcissists. Fun the first day, then the manipulation begins. YMMV
It’s those damn flying pigs.
Man, that is every day in East Texas
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… because the asteroid and the dinosaurs are lies.
One of my favorite gifs
It’s called politeness,sadly a long forgotten art form.
“Gimme a coffee and all the money outa your till or die, whitey!”
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At least someone (Putin) gets it in this fucked up world.
Never thought I would think that Putin is smarter than my President, It’s self evident today.
Smarter and even more corrupt.
These machines were positioned lower after wheelchair-bound black thieves pointed out that they didn’t have equal access to other people’s money.
Actually, Mexicans on average, are shorter people and in order to use Adams NYC ATM cards…
Praying my social credit score is good enough to get Some of My Own Money.
Not if the “Hidden Figures” negresses did da maffs.
Still learning, Deimos? Worry not, this is the best place on earth to fail.
Excuse me, Mr. Grocer Man. Can you tell me what sort of experience your bananas have had? And if they have experience with fags, do you still try to sell them?
Those bananas have peyronies disease.
You can’t fix stupid.
Stockholm Syndrome.
I have to admit, I like playing with their dials.
I hate trying to find the correct squelch dial.
You can’t find the squelch dial because it changes day to day and multiple times a day.
And the off switch is always broken….
Note, though, that prostitutes are far less harmful to society.
And tend to be more fun.
Agreed. All sex is prostitution, even married sex. The only difference is that you are able to negotiate a much cheaper rate with a hooker than what you will ultimately spend on your wife.
prostitutes are more honest and cost less money
This would make a t-shirt to piss off leftists.
Everybody claims to hate violence, but only those who can embrace it when needed will survive.
Dude is a literal faggot.
Still no cleavage…..
OMG…seriously? I’m sure somebody will put some boobs on here for you to drool over shortly. So just calm down.
Here ya go, MD!
Okay, there is such a thing as too much.
Say when…
Use your imagination.
I thought I was going to be early today and YAJ And SOH are already posting!
I have to drop and run due to commitments. But will join the fun again later.
Just happened to check in early and noticed FF had posted early. So, I dropped what I’d prepped.
But now I’ve gotta take a break , didn’t even have time to obtain my Friday Fail tipple this week.
Looking forward to rejoining the fun soon and your posts when you return.
I thought this one was funny, so I showed this to my wife. She doesn’t get it, but then again, she voted for Biden.
When does the divorce finalize?
I had an idea for the new Boeing slogan.
“Boeing. We’ll kill you with our incompetence!”
They rejected it. Can you believe it?
They are proud of it. They brag about it in their recruiting videos:
Impact greater than hitting the ground?
Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Dad did this when he came home from work.
(Not an American phone.)
I am old, it’s been a long haul.
Yeah……..but when I try and explain my revelations they now call me a fucking conspiracy theorist.
Conspiracy theorist = passed the latest IQ test. Should be considered a badge of honor.
Conspiracy Theorist = Critical Thinker
I’ve noticed that a lot of people who used the term conspiracy theorist in a derogatory manner a few years ago, aren’t doing so now. It’s hard not to see that literally everything around us is corrupt and falling apart these days.
We’ve all learned by now not to try to explain our revelations to people who’re either too stupid to understand them or too brainwashed to accept them. Every once in a while I challenge family and friends with something like, “Do you see it now?” the ‘it’ being the covid nonsense, the Ukraine war fiasco, the Russiagate crap, the stolen election . . . But they don’t. Frustrating as hell, but not much we can do about it.
I wasn’t smart enough for theoretical conspiracy.
I’m just a conspiracy realist.
Yeah, MD, I’ve been called worse by better people.
Average life expectancy on the job 3 hr 17 min.
You just made base camp at Everest and one of these guys passes you by.
Hey, Bishal. Can you carry one more thing: me?
Yeah, these fuckin homeless guys are everywhere
Not today, they aren’t. Some “men” are women, and if you don’t think so, you’re fired!
Well, she took off all her clothes, so….
OK prudes.
A forewarning.
Right out of the gate this morning,
I’m going to put up a picture of a little ass.
So, don’t get your undies in a bunch and hit the down votes, k?
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Suds, I didn’t know you liked hairy mens asses.
Tres cute!
Before I agree it’s cute, I need to know if it’s a male ass or a female ass.
I think that Suds and him spent the night at a Motel Six last night….they left the light on…
Shouldn’t there be a Rothschild or Rockefeller or Astor holding Soros’s strings?
My thoughts too!
A picture of Satan
Invisible strings.
Ol’ scrotum face
N.A.-I
The picture evokes serenity and a piece of history, but since I have been a homeowner for a long time, I can’t help but wonder how it is maintained, the state of it’s electrical wiring, the plumbing and so on. One would have to have an unlimited cash cushion to live here.
…the sags in the roof lines just begging for a load of cash…
Wiring, plumbing, surely you jest.
True. And those chimneys don’t look too solid.
And the widows are REALLY thin single pane with no caulking.
Maybe they’re just trying to keep us safe. (Finally that asshole Bob said something funny.)
One for James.
YAJ?
that’s got to be AI generated. No one can put a coat and helmet on a cat and live to tell about it.
groan…
Before they were married she was Ella Copter.
I think there was a picture earlier of her previous boyfriend riding her.
Happy to supply the fuel if I thought that he would honor his word.
Can I help?
Can I watch? I’ll pay money.
I agree with the sentiment, but I also want to WIN! So get out the mail in vote everywhere! If Dems can do it, WE can do it!
Just go and do the early voting. It is voting in person with much less crowding.
We can’t touch their level of fraud.
You think Jay Inslee gives a flying fuck about some viral meme to stop their locked in 100% mail in balloting?
We could pay down on the national debt if they made it pay per view.
All these celebrity assholes can do is make empty promises. Methinks they need a little help. Don’t people on both sides know that CW2 is not primarily geographical but ideological? No old fashioned battle lines (except for cities–they are strictly no go zones). There will be people with lists on both sides going hunting for loot, necessities and countless scores to settle. These lists are long and the shit will fly until one side only is left standing. Prep up, tribe up, and don’t back down, kneel down, or lie down when it is your turn to act. We will all get our turn in this one. And remember, there are many things worse than just dying.
I’ll always have the lighter fluid ready……..
I already made a bid on the hot dog concession.
Just as long as Meathead finishes filming the Spinal Tap sequel that just started in New Orleans, fine.
I’ll bring some lighter fluid for him.
I’ve got a match.
I’ve got this 75 cal. I’d like to trade for this 22 long.
Okay, Muscledawg, THERE’S your cleavage. Now do shut up about the boobiage.
Yeah, Muscledawg, we don’t want to hear anything more on mouth-watering, wonderful, makes-life-worth-living boobiage.
Down, girl.
Holding a proper shooting stance in those shoes is impossible.
Voice of experience?
The proper stance in them babies is heels up my friend
This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife.
And, if I can depart from the Talking Heads theme, it is no longer my beautiful car.
I would have rather seen the video, but, hey.
….let me finish…
…be disbanded?
YUP.