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I’d grade an A for creative thinking
Extremely clever.
I’m peeing myself….
Unfortunately for police it was a glory hole and now they all have red eyes and PTSD.
The inside of your head is scary, Bob.
‘Hand’?
He’s driving. At speed.
Hills angels. Oh yeah!
Top row middle
Finally…some fucking cleavage!!!
There was cleavage one page over. Where the hell were you?
Too many syllables in cleavage.
“Tits” is better.
One hell of a Great Job Benny had.
definitely a fail, imo.
Aren’t my legs gorgeous?
Risque, I know.
*pause here for a rollage of the eyeballs*
*pause here for a drowning in saliva*
Those small packages do not contain a fulfilling meal.
That’s ok.
I’ve got some leftover python I can share with her.
This is LOL funny.
LMAO at this last night.
Unwittingly, this chickee does a pretty good Foster Brooks
Got your message and request Suds. Here’s the vid of the picture you posted.
Tanx, fren.
Mommy to the rescue…
Grouping is great, just one small problem.
Must be his ex wife
I was just trying to help.
I saw a guy try to obtain his carry permit shooting just like that. He didn’t understand why hitting my target was a problem.
Who would’ve ever guessed that inviting Somalia to Paris would turn it into Mogadishu?
Well … I mean … it worked for Minnesota …
Now, NYC is Port-O-Prince. But we already knew that.
The truth is out there.
I sired four bundles of huge financial burdens of joy and am currently watching every penny in retirement. Yay me!
Tomorrow you’ll be that child’s huge financial burden …
I hope someday that child asks what that sticker is for and what it means … and then punches mom and/or dad smack in the kisser for it.
If you raise your kid right, they will understand the droll humor of it and laugh right along
“Well, all I know is it’s deeper than three inches,” said Tigger.
No I didn’t!
If the average vagina is 12” deep and the average penis is 6” long, in New York City alone there are miles of wasted pussy.
N.A.-II
Nice, but not wheelchair accessible.
Better tear it all down.
How ’bout a sign reading, “No gimps allowed?”
I’ll allow it, BP.
NOT a fail, by any stretch.
similarly…
We love berry picking, when you bring an army of 8, it can go fast, especially when they all trying to get more than dad can 🙂
dat be rayciss………
Oh yeah……now there’s some cleavage.
*sigh*
I’ve never had complaints about my hands doing of them as long as I was paying the proper attention to the ‘other’ areas as well…
It only took several months for me to discover what really triggers you my love.
By the way, are you stalking me?
Was it the water that made me think “Motorboat?”
Anyone remember the frustration at carnivals and festivals trying to win a stuffed animal for a friend, by hitting 3 out of 3 targets?
Kind of what this reminds Sudsy of.
Pretty good.
So … does Sudsy win a stuffed human?
Una Chihuahua perro, Antonio.
Time flies.
Happens to me ALL the time.
If my memory serves me well, the ball was bigger than that. Great game!
Particularly the jewish nerd on far left
I LOOOOOVED dodgeball. Like almost everyone except the Schiffs of the world.
It wasn’t the nerds we were trying to pelt, but our best friends.
Me too!
In high school gym class, we had a version (Scatterball) that had a neutral middle ground where you could tackle people, and push them over the line to eliminate them.
I had a teaching aide who gave me a B, when I never had anything below an A. That pissed me off, so I went headhunting, even though it meant he’d still be in the game. That was OK, since it gave me more opportunities to hit him again in the head.
Anyone else play “Smear the Queer” during recess with the ubiquitous red rubber ball? Those were the days when you could still have fun and parents didn’t hover over their kids every second of the day.
Mentally ill.
No parents who cared.
I feel deep sadness for that ruined creature.
N.A.-III
Isn’t this located in Somalia?
“We wuz kangz!!!”
“N FAY-ROWS!”
And they haven’t torn that down yet. I don’t get these morons who tear down statues. Can’t they just appreciate the time and talent that goes into *real* works of art? Instead of weird shit like a toilet seat hanging in an art gallery? Seems to me that most of those freaks would find this a vile symbol of white supremacy and oppression or some such shit. I’m surprised it’s still in one piece.
No.
They are incapable of appreciating anything.Much less white created beauty.
No one with a bone in his nose made the above.
Magnificent art work … probably no one alive today could even begin to create such a masterpiece.
Nor would try. They built a new Catholic church in my town a few years back. It looks more like a Tractor Supply store than a church. We weren’t even certain what it was gonna be until they put the steeple up.
N.A.
“Not Africa”
The question is, was this before January 20, 2021, March 15, 2020, September 11, 2001, or November 22, 1963?
Yes.
I have more ‘feel good’s’ than ‘fails’ this week.
Enjoy ’em.
And so, on that note, I can’t argue the logic with this one…
Most of us at least didn’t have trouble figuring out what gender we were.
Agreed 100%
^^^^^^^ This a million fold.
So much Wisdom there.
Nice.
Angels.
Reminds me of my sons, who after leaning to fish, became life long fishermen.
I so love how dad didn’t interfere and let his boys do it all themselves.
My sons are all best friends as adults. God is good.
~like how you think, and how you roll, Avs.
A little glamour, back later.
Actually, I think they are 33 B’s.
Perfect, then.
Nice smile.
Marriage material.
A.I.
Nope.
Not even close to AI.
That is a real All-American girl.
Guaranteed.
Natural beauty!
scenery I’d like to be a part of:
Which part? A tree? Buried in the sand?
Early Tesla…but with manual windows.
Rear bumbers were made of flint.
Why the flip flop, honey? Yeah, No.
Priceless.
That was good. I can’t believe she got shocked at the response. Dumb shit.
This little guy is a chick magnet, I’d bet.
Even bigger chick magnets are little babies. Never did I get more attention from women than when I took my babies to campus at Berkeley. The coeds would mill around me and admire them (my babies were cute as hell like my wife). I wanted to say, “Want one just like this? I got plenty more inside me?” but I was married and didn’t want to be arrested.
Here’s a fail.
Seems the brutha isn’t as capable of handling an adrenaline rush as well as his female friend.
His comment at the end is priceless.
Every time I see a ‘couple’ like this, I remember the first time I saw ‘West Side Story’, and Rita Moreno was saying ‘Stick to your own kind.’ True then … even more true today …
Probably why it got a DV, mafioso.
Appears funny until you realize she’s WITH this loser.
great photo!
Look at that pussy!
Within a broad brush group, humanity exists.
Here is an example.
Kudos to you, Sir.
That man needs to be given the highest commendation possible from the city for his act of kindness that goes above and beyond what his job desript is all about.
Meanwhile, his co-workers and folks in his neighborhood are going to see this and BASH him for not drop kicking her or something similar. Their “culture” is what is destroying their humanity potential.
Clearly not your typical union worker.
Where did it all go wrong?
Respect merited ! for just doing the decent thing. A truly sad indictment of our current society.
When LBJ and the pernicious “Great Society” removed fathers from the black family by becoming de facto husbands.
I guarantee that man above was raised in an intact, loving family.
“I’ll have those niggers voting democrat for 200 years!”
-LBJ
LBJ was a vile pig.
Good man. We need a lot more like him.
God bless that man….
And thank you, God, for putting this miracle into her life … and into his, too …
That short video brought tears to my eyes.
Ditto.
Humanity has not totally disappeared.
Honorable blue collar work, simply because he knows his stuff, and takes pride in knowing it.
Our washing machine is a super old direct drive top loading Whirlpool. Not a single computer chip on that thing. It came with the house and was purchased by the prior homeowners in 1989, I found the bill in a stash of paperwork not too long ago. Last week, it started leaking. I called a repair guy and he came and fixed it within 30 minutes. Best $100 I ever spent. Should be good for another 30 years. He was talking about how all of the new machines are junk, last 5 years tops and use too little water to actually clean your clothes. We joked that when the EMP hits, our family will go down in style and at least have clean clothes.
Not to question the robust nature of older appliances (our 25+ year old dishwasher is still running like a champ), but when the EMP hits, unless you have one of these (or similar), your clothes will be as dirty and everyone else’s, and your washer will be sitting there gathering dust and wondering where all the electricity went.
I’d go to lunch too if I had to put that back together….and make it work.
If I had to put that back together it would be a very heavy paperweight.
They’re actually not that bad.
Taught myself on a blown A727.
Both Chilton and Haynes section said it was beyond the scope of the home mechanic.
Friends said it had to done in a clean room (like the one above).
But it didn’t work, the rebuild kit was $121 (send it out was $3200), and I had a free weekend.
I was a little more gentle with the guts, though.
But I took a bit longer.
Epic!
How to disassemble a transmission in 2 minutes flat. Impressive.
Yep, an almost complete disassembly, too. That’s probably in a rebuilding plant. In a transmission shop, if the stopped right there, you’d owe him $2k before the rebuild started.
Looks like he may have done this before……
wow
N.A.-IV
Supposedly in Rovinj, Croatia on the Adriatic Sea … a bit dense for my liking …
More here …
No Thanks. WAY too crowded.
A scant few who peruse FF object to profanity, but still, this sentiment is worthy, IMHO.
Their opinion is no more worthy than your own.
Their opinion is usually Disgusting and Perverted.
Hmmmm…..
PP doesn’t want young females to see this type of video.
Right. Just a clump of cells.
One day, there will be a reckoning.
Just nature’s way of weeding out the Darwinian award winners.
I grew up about 75 miles north of Yellowstone and I remember a t-shirt floating around that had a Yellowstone Park sign and below it was a score: Wildlife – 89; Tourists – 0 …..lol
repulsive reptiles, indeed.
Just what we need; fag lizards.
Well … maybe that way they won’t reproduce …
I didn’t know the Clintons were on the Boeing payroll.
Just as ‘advisors’ or ‘independent consultants’ …
So, if I choke you to death, it’ll be okay?
*blink*
KTA.
Whoever made this meme has talent. A+
When Michelle fantasizes about Barrack.
I’m going to tug at your heart strings for 21 seconds here…
Another angel in human form.
Interesting optical if you can spot it.
Nope.
Deport them all.
Why just Deport Them All? They’ll just come back!
KTA!
Why do we have to accept cannibals here? All cannibals should go to the Clintons directly.
So far, all say “Imgur is temporarily over capacity. Please try again later.”
So a “fail?’
Excellent!