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I got a name
I got a name
  YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 9:29 am

…or Trump.

I got a name
I got a name
  I got a name
April 5, 2024 3:03 pm

Really??? I guess that comment fell flat for some reason. What’s with the down votes.?

Lefties blame Trump for everything. Up here in kanada, my ditzoid TDS sister gets rabid when it snows or her favorites cookies aren’t in stock and comes up with reasons why it’s Trump’s fault. I can’t break thru and will parrot 7 year old to current CNN talking points with any questioning.

He lives in her head still and he doesn’t even know she exists. A sad decent into madness.

Oh well. Go figure.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  I got a name
April 5, 2024 3:41 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
  I got a name
April 5, 2024 4:54 pm

My brother is almost as bad. A smart guy and generally conservative but has TDS in a big way. Watches a lot of CNN which probably explains it.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  I got a name
April 5, 2024 5:55 pm

I got your back, pal.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  I got a name
April 6, 2024 2:03 am

Don’t sweat it. Hundreds of us here are not confused about your intent.

Machinist
Machinist
  YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 9:56 am

I want to know that guy’s address, just in case he cashes in. His wife’s a looker.

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:17 am

amoq-KXd-460swp

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 9:17 am

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RogerP
RogerP
  YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 9:32 am

How come I can only upvote this once?
Admin, people should be allowed multiple upvotes on this.

H2O
H2O
  RogerP
April 8, 2024 1:41 pm

Roger, Roger… there, dv’d for ya.
Check the vector Victor, do we have clearance Clarence
😉

Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 11:53 am

General, we have capital cities full of assholes throughout the West in dire need of a one-way trip on your chopper.

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:17 am

Chili-lover-here-I-have-my-own-plants-Campana-Amarillo-Pinguito-Rocoto-and-Habanero

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 10:36 am

“When you’re hot, you’re hot, and when you’re not, you’re not.” Jerry Reed 1971

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Will the Scot
April 5, 2024 3:42 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 9:18 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 11:54 am

Oh, I’m pretty sure they’re getting worse, too.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Bob P
April 5, 2024 10:20 pm

Obviously

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 9:09 pm

only to those that can and want to see

Machinist
Machinist
  YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 9:59 am

Do you know what the pocket change you need at an airport is called?
Johnny Cash

Tigger
Tigger
  YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 10:01 am

You can tell that he really means it!

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:18 am

A feel good moment.

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Suds
Suds
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:39 am

Indeed.

again
again
  Suds
April 5, 2024 9:44 am

my add:

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Tigger
Tigger
  again
April 5, 2024 10:01 am

Nice!!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 3:43 pm

ANOTHER!
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Suds
Suds
  Colorado Artist
April 5, 2024 4:20 pm

.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  again
April 6, 2024 4:55 pm

Way too short IMHO.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 9:18 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 11:59 am

All AIDS patients to NYC, all TB patients to Detroit, all yellow fever patients to Chicago, cholera to Toronto, dengue fever to Berlin, Ebola to London, meningitis to Paris . . .

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
April 5, 2024 3:47 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
April 5, 2024 6:25 pm

…daaaamn….

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Colorado Artist
April 5, 2024 7:54 pm

Hey look! Diversity IS our strength! Parabellum is good.

tabarnac
tabarnac
  Colorado Artist
April 5, 2024 10:22 pm

and it all started w cap guns.

Jake, the non-DEI State Farm Agent
Jake, the non-DEI State Farm Agent
  Colorado Artist
April 5, 2024 11:46 pm

Xtreme Penetrator? Black Talon? Are we talking about ammo or dildos?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Jake, the non-DEI State Farm Agent
April 6, 2024 1:27 am

Bofe will leave a bitch fucked….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
April 5, 2024 9:10 pm

tough to do as a recent study showed (so far) 70% of multiple vaxed people now have AIDS

H2O
H2O
  YourAverageJoe
April 8, 2024 1:49 pm

That’s a photo of them all saying grace just before they eat the one white guy (center top in glasses) for lunch.

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:18 am

dig-no-complaints-barking-after-horns-kids

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 9:19 am

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Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:19 am

Blonde moment.

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Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:20 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 12:00 pm

Watch out, puppy, she’ll bite it off.

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:21 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 12:09 pm

This just in: Oxi-Clean CEO commits suicide.

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:21 am

a-Mxk-X5-R3-700w-0

Suds
Suds
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:42 am

A suggestion…have Chelsea Hubbell try a pair of cinderblock high tops on, then have her do a tankless dive inspection of the wreckage in Baltimore harbor.
Please?

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:22 am

Missing Dad.

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 10:07 am

If prince Harry had a daughter

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:23 am

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Lucretius
Lucretius
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 11:25 am

why does the sheboon have such a severe case of ‘cock jaw’?

Peace, L.

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:25 am

Sadly not even on a good day! mind willing, body not so much!

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 3:50 pm

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Brewer55
Brewer55
  Colorado Artist
April 5, 2024 4:43 pm

Oh, I get it, everyone is dropping Paul Bunyan sized dumps!

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:27 am

a-Gy-Ko9w-460swp

Suds
Suds
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:43 am

Yum.

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 12:16 pm

A toast to tits, two of God’s most wonderful creations.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
April 5, 2024 3:54 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:28 am

Nice try!

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 12:17 pm

Oh yeah. Where’s your brother?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
April 5, 2024 3:55 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:28 am

Bob?

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
April 6, 2024 10:04 am

If it’s not his hand bob doesn’t remember how

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:29 am

a-Gy-Kvrw-460swp

Matman
Matman
  Tigger
April 7, 2024 12:23 pm

Crack kills…butt first it’s addicktive.

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:30 am

a-Qz6-Gge-460swp

Brewer55
Brewer55
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 4:44 pm

Finally…the red heads!

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:30 am

a-Vvj-A0-P-460swp

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:32 am

You would have to be crazy IMHO!

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 12:19 pm

And just how many times would you have to practice this to get it right?

Phil
Phil
  Anthony Aaron
April 5, 2024 2:31 pm

One.

todd
todd
  Anthony Aaron
April 5, 2024 3:01 pm

it looks kinda like you’d better get it right the first time

Walter
Walter
  Anthony Aaron
April 5, 2024 3:06 pm

Yeah, Phil said it… yer gonna have ta start small an work yer way up. Or, just the once.

fujigm
fujigm
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:46 pm

That kind of life fun is 11/10.
The people watching are maybe 4/10.

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:33 am

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Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:36 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:51 am

1st year liberal arts major at the university?
He ain’t no welder, or any other skilled tradesman.
Too stupid.

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 12:49 pm

“Sorry,” he explained. “I learned to do that when I was an altar boy.”

todd
todd
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 3:08 pm

well what man hasn’t missed a clue from a woman

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
April 6, 2024 1:33 am

The cameraman just happened to be there…

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:36 am

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Suds
Suds
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:52 am

Dude, THAT’s the one from A.T. site that I was trying to put up here.

It’s Achmed’s impression of Superman, or he had sand in uncomfy places on his bod, and was needing a rinse.

Moron.

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 5, 2024 10:05 am

Amazingly he walked away with just a limp!

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:37 am

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Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:39 am

When you have to choose.

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Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:39 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 3:57 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
  Colorado Artist
April 5, 2024 5:06 pm

You need to get rid of the bun. I’m sure you’ll do better next time.

Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
April 6, 2024 7:13 am

Simply delicious!

Matman
Matman
  Colorado Artist
April 7, 2024 12:28 pm

You need a lot more bacon…….like a pound more….

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:40 am

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 1:01 pm

Two black eyes and a fat lip.

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:41 am

For Suds. Grace again.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 12:52 pm

I’d like to drive it into her rough.

Suds
Suds
  Bob P
April 5, 2024 2:16 pm

Grazie. Farther along the FF threads, the topic is Fore!, but I only posted 3.
Ms. Grace is included there, where temps appear to be a little chilly.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
April 5, 2024 5:20 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:42 am

Not a fail, just some skill.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 12:55 pm

I’d like to penetrate her box.

Ed
Ed
  Bob P
April 6, 2024 10:18 am

Bob, you sound like someone who ain’t had pussy since pussy had you.

James the Deplorable Wanderer
James the Deplorable Wanderer
  Ed
April 8, 2024 6:11 pm

Just remembering the good old days!

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:42 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 12:55 pm

I’d like to slide into her . . . Oh never mind.

Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 6:26 pm

Be the ball

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:43 am

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Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:44 am

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Suds
Suds
April 5, 2024 9:45 am

truth can sting those unwilling to see its value

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
April 5, 2024 4:03 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:46 am

I wish everybody a great FF and a relaxing weekend!

Marguerite-Churchill

Suds
Suds
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 10:18 am

sweet.
U 2, Tigger. Have a good one.

Tigger
Tigger
April 5, 2024 9:47 am

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Suds
Suds
April 5, 2024 9:47 am

Find the progtard lib in a side by side comparison…

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
April 5, 2024 12:58 pm

I’d feel safer with the one on the bottom.

Matman
Matman
  Bob P
April 7, 2024 12:32 pm

So, you meant the first picture?

a9racer
a9racer
  Suds
April 6, 2024 2:35 pm

Same guy, 2 different days

Student of History
Student of History
April 5, 2024 9:48 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 5, 2024 9:49 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 5, 2024 9:49 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
April 5, 2024 10:08 am

That merited a fail!

Student of History
Student of History
  Tigger
April 5, 2024 10:13 am

Give ‘m some time sir.
(We don’t even need to be there when it happens…)

Student of History
Student of History
April 5, 2024 9:49 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 5, 2024 9:50 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 5, 2024 9:50 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
April 5, 2024 4:05 pm

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Suds
Suds
April 5, 2024 9:53 am

I’m tryin’…

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
April 5, 2024 8:04 pm

you’re succeeding.

Suds
Suds
April 5, 2024 9:57 am

The finer point of ladies vying for a spot on the LPGA tour.

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Lastly, Grace, you’re not Titless, darling, so, that visor doesn’t fit. Off with it!

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 5, 2024 10:13 am

I see not playing golf ,as a major failure on my part!
Suds, a very nice montage!

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Suds
April 5, 2024 8:02 pm

It’s TITTIEST!

Suds
Suds
April 5, 2024 9:59 am

Just wunderin’…

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Suds
Suds
April 5, 2024 10:00 am

Memories from youth…

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
April 5, 2024 1:03 pm

Or when your wife says your middle name.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
April 5, 2024 4:06 pm

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