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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 3:04 pm

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VOWG
VOWG
  YourAverageJoe
April 6, 2024 2:47 pm

The more accurate way of stating it is D I E because that is what is happening to society and America.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 3:04 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 3:37 pm

Liberal parents — especially the mothers — get lots and lots of status points …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
April 5, 2024 6:43 pm

MbP

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 3:39 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 6:30 pm

Like!
Thx. for your contribs, NV.
Always interesting.

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 3:39 pm

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Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 9:57 pm

Smaller waist, bigger hips.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical

Give it time, the hips will come.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Nocte Volens
April 7, 2024 10:34 am

Lovely Pussy.

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 3:40 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:42 pm

And in words from the great one, away we go:
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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 3:42 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 3:43 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 7:28 pm

The lower unit looks a little overgrown.
But at my age, it’s any port in the storm

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 9:54 pm

What good are the drapes if there is no carpet?

fujigm
fujigm
  Retirednottired
April 6, 2024 4:54 pm

Nobody tap dances on carpet.

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  YourAverageJoe
April 5, 2024 9:58 pm

I prefer overgrown.

Bauls
Bauls

100% agree

fujigm
fujigm

I’m not Indiana Jones hacking my way through the jungle to the Secret Temple.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Nocte Volens
April 6, 2024 5:15 pm

Perfect. Thank you!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:43 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 5:31 pm

Dammit it didn’t post the picture of them. My first FF. At least I am consistent every single damn week.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
April 7, 2024 10:37 am

So post it now.

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 3:44 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:44 pm

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:52 pm

That reminds me of the 60’s. If you were waiting for stiches to come out or a cast to come off, you weren’t really playing as hard as you could.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2024 7:31 pm

I rode my Honda XR75 with an arm in a cast by taping a pipe wrench to the throttle.
Kids…what are ya gonna do?

Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
April 6, 2024 12:07 pm

Where did it all go so wrong, it was just so normal for us to carry on, nobody wanted to miss out on any fun being had.

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 3:45 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Nocte Volens
April 7, 2024 10:39 am

Fat and stupid. Go ahead you pick first.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:45 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:45 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
April 6, 2024 12:05 am

That particular Melanin Enhanced Biological Unit (MEBU), who is incapable of defining woman has no business whatsoever judging any case or controversy.

TXRancher
TXRancher
  Texas Khaan
April 6, 2024 11:12 am

And yet she was approved by the Senate.

fujigm
fujigm
  TXRancher
April 6, 2024 4:57 pm

The senate has no business approving anything…

Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
April 6, 2024 12:10 pm

DEI in action, doesn’t understand the constitution so should play no role as a judge. Period

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
April 7, 2024 12:40 am

Funny guy, but a libtard douche…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:47 pm

My struggles
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Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
April 6, 2024 12:12 pm

USA C don’ t think that your work here goes unappreciated! There is always another meme just around the corner……..waiting!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:48 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:16 pm

And no one will do a damn thing about it.

I got a name
I got a name
  Bob P
April 5, 2024 7:31 pm

Of coarse not, they still haven’t done anything for years about all the dead people on the voter rolls either .

VOWG
VOWG
  USA Cowboy
April 6, 2024 2:50 pm

aaaannnd?

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  USA Cowboy
April 8, 2024 3:47 am

I have to seriously disagree. We here probably have WAAAAAAAY more than that.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:48 pm

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VOWG
VOWG
  USA Cowboy
April 6, 2024 2:50 pm

Have you used the word stupid lately?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:49 pm

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VOWG
VOWG
  USA Cowboy
April 6, 2024 2:51 pm

I wonder what idiot downvoted that?

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  VOWG
April 7, 2024 1:19 am

I wonder why anyone would care?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:51 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 3:51 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 6:34 pm

Any one or all except (l-r) #’s 4,5, and 9. Getting picky, Rickee.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Nocte Volens
April 6, 2024 12:12 am

Hey ladies y’all are invited to come on over to the Khaans’ place, lotsa fun round here in Texas !!!

Tigger
Tigger
  Nocte Volens
April 6, 2024 12:14 pm

A fine selection, some nice posts NV!

anon
anon
  Nocte Volens
April 6, 2024 2:35 pm

1-3-6-8

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Nocte Volens
April 6, 2024 9:48 pm

high probability the majority of these young lovelies are wife material.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Nocte Volens
April 7, 2024 11:20 pm

3

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:52 pm

Credit for the ALF shirt
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:52 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 3:52 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:53 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:53 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 3:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 4:22 pm

Why do wives ask dumb questions like, “Why are you licking the monitor?”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:53 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 5, 2024 3:54 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:54 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:27 pm

We need another catastrophic eruption like the Mount Tambora explosion (the largest ever recorded) to take care of Indonesian trans sex workers.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
April 6, 2024 5:03 pm

I don’t know any Indonesian trans sex workers.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
April 7, 2024 12:43 am

You need to get out more… 😉

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:55 pm

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VOWG
VOWG
  USA Cowboy
April 6, 2024 2:53 pm

She is a wow.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:56 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:57 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:58 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:58 pm
Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 5:00 pm

That’s goat’s as relentless with its attacks as the government.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Bob P
April 6, 2024 12:21 am

Gentlemen,
I hate to be such a stickler, but that animal is no goat, he is in fact a ram, an intact male sheep, and they also will fuck your shit up if given the opportunity.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 8:23 pm

If I were goat, I’d be sick of hearing that fucking gibberish pouring out of that fucking invaders face too.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  YourAverageJoe
April 6, 2024 12:22 am

^ ^ see reply to Bob P above ^ ^

Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
  USA Cowboy
April 6, 2024 12:47 am

Sometimes you get f***ed in the ass once too often.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  USA Cowboy
April 6, 2024 8:57 am

We had an old ram like that who absolutely hated this carpenter friend of mine. He would go after him like he owed him money. No one else, just him.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:59 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:59 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 3:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 5:08 pm

Dear Lego,

My Gaza kit is missing key pieces. I built a model of the territory by dumping the blocks all over the place, but without dead Lego civilians it’s just not realistic.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 5:09 pm

Trans denier
Climate alarmist hater

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 8:24 pm

Where do you get them stickers?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 10:02 pm

unfortunately the brain dead will probably key and dent his car

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 10:09 pm

Driving a crap-ass Kia is pretty offensive.

fujigm
fujigm
  Retirednottired
April 6, 2024 5:08 pm

Especially the FJB version.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:01 pm

Mines been up and replaced for 3 years
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:01 pm

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The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  USA Cowboy
April 8, 2024 4:00 am

Looks like it would eat that little bit of ammo in about 2-3 seconds.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:02 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 10:03 pm

you’d think the cost might have alerted them

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 5:11 pm

Well, the climate’s on the side of the ladyboys.

I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 7:41 pm

They are all essentially just con-men.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:03 pm

This will draw DV’ers
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Joe
Joe
  USA Cowboy
April 6, 2024 3:33 am

Notice all the children on the picture, who were supposedly killed, because they couldn’t work. Notice also that they are all chubby, even if they were supposedly starving.

Ed
Ed
  Joe
April 6, 2024 11:23 am

Also notice that the striped slave uniform shirts (only) are being worn over regular street clothes. Fake picture.

VOWG
VOWG
  Joe
April 6, 2024 2:58 pm

See, there it is and I didn’t read his crap before posting. Stop hating JEWS YOU DUMB FUCKS. IF YOU HATE THEM YOU HATE YOUR FELLOW MAN. Too many assholes in the world these days.

a9racer
a9racer
  VOWG
April 7, 2024 9:15 am

I don’t hate, but tell your tribe to get off my lawn

anon
anon
  USA Cowboy
April 6, 2024 2:40 pm

Smash communists… exterminate the jews.
But I repeat myself

VOWG
VOWG
  USA Cowboy
April 6, 2024 2:56 pm

Many posters here would like to do that. Is every Jew hater a left wing nut.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:03 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 8:26 pm

Where do you get those?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 8:50 pm

They’ll just claim “exigent circumstances” or “probable cause”. Charge you with “obstruction, etc.” Arrest you…then force you to take a plea deal or fight through the courts on your own dime…if they don’t just shoot you down in the initial encounter.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
April 6, 2024 5:14 pm

Go down to the basement, turn on the pressurized tanks that flood your home with an inert pooling gas like CO2, take the tunnel out to the fake manhole at the roadside 400′ away, and videotape as they kick in the door and rush in.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
April 6, 2024 10:20 pm

Use Nitrogen, it replaces oxygen in the lungs quickly. Many go in, NONE walk out.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 5:11 pm

Delete it!

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 10:13 pm

Get a warrant.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:04 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:04 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 10:04 pm

they are all pedos

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:04 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 10:14 pm

Hmmm. Walked down the long stairs, and didn’t trip once.

Ed
Ed
  Retirednottired
April 6, 2024 11:25 am

Probably just jumped off the fuckin’ plane, huh? SMH.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ed
April 7, 2024 11:11 am

Ed ….. you remind me of a pig that stinks.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 4:06 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
April 5, 2024 8:28 pm

Yes, yes I do…Julian Castro…pronounced
Hoooleeeon…
No more please, we’re full

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