COMEDY GOLD

Comedian ended up being the butt of her own joke. 🙂

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anon a moos
anon a moos
April 9, 2024 12:36 pm

bwaaaahahahahahahaha

fujigm
fujigm
April 9, 2024 12:43 pm

The price of vanity…

CCRider
CCRider
April 9, 2024 12:49 pm

It looks like whatever they sucked out of her ass they put back in her chest.

well_Inever
well_Inever
April 9, 2024 12:55 pm

I remember watching one of those medical videos on YT. Some woman had her a** filled with a bunch of crap from the black market. I think cement was in there also. Anyway whatever it was became interwoven with her muscle fibers and nothing could be done.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  well_Inever
April 9, 2024 2:55 pm

She must be a hard ride

Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
April 9, 2024 1:31 pm

After reading the subtext, I couldn’t click the link. I was afraid of what I would see.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Horseless Headsman
April 9, 2024 3:21 pm

A tatted, fake eyelash-having skank.

Horst
Horst
  Horseless Headsman
April 10, 2024 5:56 am

Nothing there, and she looks way too good in the hospital bed. Probably a fake story. There are such cases, but not this story.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
April 9, 2024 2:20 pm

Shows that many of these plastic surgeons are really modern day DR. Frankenstein’s.

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
  AKJOHN
April 9, 2024 6:52 pm

IMHO those Dr.s are immoral.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Crawfisher
April 9, 2024 7:10 pm

Demonic. The first rule of doctor club used to be “Do No Harm.”

( Auntie was wondering about the skank’s vaxxination status. )

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Crawfisher
April 9, 2024 10:48 pm

When will it dawn you any of your that 90+% of the population is in violation of the prime directive, is unfit for modern affluence? Is a chimpanzee immoral. A horse? A potted plant? A fake-ass chick? Morality is a false construct used to control the dumb masses.

VOWG
VOWG
  'Reality' Doug
April 10, 2024 7:14 am

We have seen how wonderful life has been when those “terrible” morals are ignored or dismissed.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  VOWG
April 10, 2024 12:40 pm

Wrong again (in your implication), VOWG. Imagine a society where trying to make model citizens out of human garbage is not even attempted. I’d rather be rid of the human trash. Our material means has outstripped our cultural means, which is to say the biological evolution of our memes-genes stack is behind the evolution of our material knowledge and power. Progress means progress of minimum standards of membership in society and even humanity, and I mean mere existence. I would eliminate the problem rather than put a band-aid on it and call that ‘good’. Deep down inside, you know you don’t make the cut, which is why most of you oppose me, which is to say my ideas, which is to say objective understanding based on natural law. You would rather be class B under Jewish law. Idiots.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  'Reality' Doug
April 10, 2024 4:08 pm

Most of us have been taught that ethics and morality are absolutes, but in fact, they are more like peace treaties. “I will treat you politely and peacefully as long as you treat me the same.” Most of us have forgotten (or never knew) that end phrase of “as long as you treat me the same”. Too many think that “turn the other cheek” is an eternal, never-to-be-violated, command. If Jesus actually and truly said “turn the other cheek”, then either there was some unrecorded limit placed on it, or Jesus was simple wrong. Take your pick.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Crawfisher
April 10, 2024 5:37 am

well, for one, theyre not doctors.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
April 9, 2024 2:29 pm

That’s a new level of butt hurt.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Stephanie Shepard
April 9, 2024 7:03 pm

A real pain in the ass.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
April 9, 2024 9:37 pm

gluteus maxi-mess

callipygi-end

derri-èrror

And, of course, the surgeon did a . . . wait for it . . . half-assed job.

Putting the anus (-einous) in heinous?

OK, goodnight, ‘chall.

James
James
April 9, 2024 2:36 pm

Comedy gold…..,sure.

This though is epic comedy gold!

Mexican Media Outlet Mistakenly Airs Video of Man’s Testicles During Eclipse Coverage (VIDEO)

Bless whoever pulled off this prank!

The world is going nuts I tell ya’s/nuts!

aka.attrition
aka.attrition
  James
April 9, 2024 5:36 pm

I see what you did there – lol

Gaping sphincter
Gaping sphincter
  James
April 9, 2024 6:50 pm

If they did it in the USSA all the homos on the newscast would start drooling.

JIMSKI
JIMSKI
April 9, 2024 2:39 pm

SSDI payments pending no doubt…….

OALA
OALA
April 9, 2024 3:04 pm

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A female comedian and influencer was forced to have chunks of her buttocks amputated after fillers injected into her rear leaked.

Mexican performer Yered Licona, known to her two million Instagram followers as Wanders Lover, says polymers injected into her rear end without her knowledge had suddenly solidified on a plane to Canada.

Yered had been on a visit to her daughter when she realised her backside was feeling odd.

She told local media: ‘I was flying to Canada and started feeling something was wrong on the plane.

‘It started to hurt and I went to the bathroom and I felt my bum and it was really hard. I thought to myself “What’s going on?”
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Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  OALA
April 9, 2024 7:05 pm

What a sleeze.

49%mfer
49%mfer
  Aunt Acid
April 9, 2024 7:14 pm

Tatted-up filth.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 9, 2024 3:28 pm

Of all the talented comedians in the last 50 years (about 47 men and 3 women), the one thing they had in common – so far as I know – was an utter paucity of plastic in their asses. But maybe I just don’t understand. Maybe it’s a new comedic category – “plastic-assed comics”. Fits right in with “unfunny ethnic comedians” who talk about nothing but their race (see Margaret Cho).

Big Ruckus D
Big Ruckus D
  Iska Waran
April 9, 2024 4:26 pm

And female “comedians” who talk about nothing but their vagina (see: Amy Schumer). Anyway, this plastic assed chick has (by my observation): fake eyebrows, lip fillers, surgically enhanced tiddys, shitty tatts, and (well, now not so much) a fake ass. I won’t bother checking out anything she had to say, as I can guarantee she isn’t funny, either.

But all her fakery and degeneracy got her a shit ton of followers and online likes from simps and other hangers-on, so I guess (in her mind) it was all worth it. It’s a world truly gone mad.

OALA
OALA
  Big Ruckus D
April 9, 2024 5:15 pm

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We could all use all the Prayer we can get, gonna need it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  OALA
April 9, 2024 6:30 pm

Hospital gown is even a photo op..had time to paint her fake eyebrows, cake on the makeup and glue on some eyelashes

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 9, 2024 3:49 pm

How can one not lmao

Walter
Walter
April 9, 2024 5:14 pm

Hoping to get a view of the amputation. But no, no, none of that, just tge head and torso shot one could expect on the internet.

J. Dunham
J. Dunham
  Walter
April 9, 2024 5:17 pm

Try the link, Walter?

https://t.co/Evv1lPVbEt

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 9, 2024 5:57 pm

I had heard of losing one’s ass but until now I thought that was a metaphor…

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
April 9, 2024 7:06 pm

Could she play Vegas?

Paragon
Paragon
April 9, 2024 6:07 pm

I apologize, but no one else said it (that I saw.) Laughing my ass off…

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Paragon
April 9, 2024 7:06 pm

That took a while.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Aunt Acid
April 10, 2024 10:59 am

Always the critic…and apparently you’re unable to control it.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  The Central Scrutinizer
April 10, 2024 12:41 pm

Ditto. Who’s next? I don’t know what else this place is good for.

Gaping sphincter
Gaping sphincter
April 9, 2024 6:49 pm

Another crazy cunt.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
April 9, 2024 6:57 pm

Ab implants, tit implants, butt fillers….. fucken twat got what she deserved.

Some day the average person will remember that they are fighting a losing battle against aging, but they can stay healthy through good diet, exercise and good mental health. Looks tend to be genetic regarding aging, so age gracefully clown world inhabitants.

ZFG, out.

P.S. I would like to think she has learned her lesson and had an epiphany, but I suspect she will have ass implants in short time and look more like Skeletor with each passing day.

Seriously folks, the more shit you do to artificially modify your face and body without putting in the work just makes you look more ridiculous and outright alien. But I guess they want to look like their masters?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 9, 2024 7:44 pm

Talk about having your ass handed to you on a platter.

Leah
Leah
April 9, 2024 9:14 pm

Butt she assked for it. Gross. I’d rather be fugly.

Edit: One of the articles said she didn’t agree to it. Who knows? Would she admit it if she did?

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
April 9, 2024 9:18 pm

FAFO, baby!

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 9, 2024 11:08 pm

i thought this was the babylon bee

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 10, 2024 5:23 am

I read the words “female comedian” and assumed the same thing.
How can they expect us to take it seriously when they start with a nonsense term like that?

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 9, 2024 11:19 pm

What a shame. She was probably perfect before the ugly tattoos and fake everything. Just goes to show ya how fucking mental broads are.

overthecliff
overthecliff
April 9, 2024 11:59 pm

What moos said!

ASIG
ASIG
April 10, 2024 12:05 am

” says polymers injected into her rear end without her knowledge had suddenly solidified on a plane to Canada.”

What? – How could one get their ass injected full of polymers without them knowing?
I smell something fishy.

VERY close to the source
VERY close to the source
  ASIG
April 10, 2024 8:03 am

” I smell something fishy”

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
April 10, 2024 8:04 am

Thinking of cosmetic surgery?

“You bet your ass I am!”