Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S. — Despite ominous polling data showing former President Donald Trump holding leads in key battleground states, there are strong indications that President Joe Biden is still polling well among the important 3 A.M. mail-in ballot demographic.

Democratic strategists expressed confidence that this crucial voting block, which played an important role in his 2020 victory, is still firmly in President Biden’s corner, leading many insiders to believe that November’s presidential election will turn out differently than current battleground polls indicate.

“We’ll be just fine,” said Biden campaign chief Julie Chavez Rodriguez. “Mr. Trump’s camp may be crowing about all the polls showing him having a lead, but we all know which votes are really the important ones. As long as Donald Trump struggles to win the 3 A.M. unverified mail-in votes, President Biden will still end up being the choice of the American people. Joe just knows how to win those middle-of-the-night votes.”

While Trump has built impressive leads in many important states heading into the general election, Biden’s track record of winning an overwhelming percentage of votes among ballots that surreptitiously arrive after polling locations have closed and don’t have verifiable signatures looms large. “Trump can build as big of a lead as he wants,” Chavez Rodriguez said. “It won’t matter. We know that the 3 A.M. mail-in ballot demographic will come in strong for us in the end. It may even come in stronger for us this year than it did in 2020. In fact, I know it will.”

At publishing time, when asked how many 3 A.M. mail-in votes they expected to need, Biden’s campaign said it wouldn’t know until election night.

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14 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
April 10, 2024 7:55 am

There are no elections there are selections. Irrelevant puppets like Biden and Trump are selected years in advance . They must be trained in order to play their roles.

piearesquared
piearesquared
  Anonymous
April 10, 2024 12:24 pm

They aren’t necessarily all trained. Some are just clueless useful idiots who are easily controlled by their handlers to do things that support the NWO objectives, without even realizing it. I still haven’t figured out which category Trump is in. I don’t know which category Biden was in before he became senile, but he is obviously clueless now. He doesn’t even know what day of the week it is on any given day.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  piearesquared
April 10, 2024 12:54 pm

Trump is in the category of ‘dementia ridden’ just like Joe Blow and just like Joe Blow unsuitable to “serve” the people from the highest political office.

Check Trump out on the abortion “debate”. Pay close attention to what Trump actually says. He is ‘dementia ridden’ and wakes in a new world every day.

https://wng.org/opinions/trump-fumbles-badly-on-abortion-1712659256

Recently I was reading a comment by Trump where he stated he was “willing to make a deal” with demontoads on the abortion debate. A “deal”, the Art Of The Deal? As long as it is a “deal”.

Ray Gun
Ray Gun
April 10, 2024 10:11 am

I heard Biden is polling well in local cemeteries all over the USA, even red state cemeteries !

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Ray Gun
April 11, 2024 11:33 am

Son of a…! You mean even KILLING them won’t work? Well, that adds a wrinkle, don’t it?

Ned
Ned
April 10, 2024 10:21 am

Reality posing as satire. Unfortunately.

So, vote moar harder, folks.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ned
April 10, 2024 10:24 am

Vote more often!

Gryf
Gryf
  Anonymous
April 10, 2024 7:07 pm

Vote early and often!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Gryf
April 11, 2024 11:35 am

With lube and without! If you ain’t votin’ as much as yer fuckin? Well, you’re just fuckin’ around!

Jdog
Jdog
April 10, 2024 11:58 am

Biden is also doing very well with the virtual demographic which can be manufactured with a keystroke…..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Jdog
April 10, 2024 1:00 pm

That keystroke is done with all of them. Anyone that even hints the republicOns and Trump are not just as much swindlers as any needs to grow up.

Jdog
Jdog
  Anonymous
April 10, 2024 6:33 pm

Let me guess, you are a democrat jewboy genocide supporter….

Walter
Walter
April 10, 2024 10:40 pm

Newsom most likely. Call out a hundred million for Trump and Newsom goes a hundred one. Could be Kamala at a hundred two. Trump was clearly the only not-chosen candidate in sixty years, just based on the reaction to him at the time and now as well. Vote early vote often… you ain’t gonna win… unless you’re on the commie side, but vote to make it a bigger pain in their ass to steal this one.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
April 11, 2024 11:32 am

We need to genocide that demographic. It would solve 75% of our current problems.