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nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 2:55 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 2:55 pm

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bauls
bauls
  USA Cowboy
April 13, 2024 12:58 pm

Yeah, but what did we win?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  bauls
April 14, 2024 10:15 am

Knowing the truth is it’s own reward.

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 2:56 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 2:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 7:12 pm

Nonsense. It was Chris Christie running after an ice cream truck, tripping, and slamming onto the ground.

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
  Bob P
April 12, 2024 7:31 pm

True, but they’re still going to blame Trump.

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 2:56 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 2:56 pm

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anon
anon
  USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 3:16 pm

Canadian/Midwest “Nice” is a pathetic White trait that will be the death of us.

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 7:16 pm

I’m Canadian, and here’s how I would handle it.

“Doc, if I may make a suggestion. Doctor, kindly shove that idea up your ass, then please take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.”

Polite but firm.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Bob P
April 13, 2024 12:16 am

Readers Digest version – doc, go fuck urself

Matman
Matman
  Bob P
April 14, 2024 1:39 pm

Mine would be “Doc, you go first”…….

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 2:57 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  nkit
April 12, 2024 7:51 pm

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

Ed
Ed
  Twat Waffle
April 13, 2024 6:08 pm

You meant “shwantz”, right?

Matman
Matman
  Ed
April 14, 2024 1:40 pm

Ed, have you seen the movie Spaceballs?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 2:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 2:57 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 2:57 pm

Who’s in?
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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 7:21 pm

Betcha that Grab&Go store’s a hit with the brothers.

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 2:58 pm

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anon
anon
  nkit
April 12, 2024 3:19 pm

I don’t get it. Leather feetlets– they protect the feetz

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 2:58 pm

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Paragon
Paragon
  nkit
April 12, 2024 8:34 pm

Kamala?

Jimmy Shabimmel
Jimmy Shabimmel
  Paragon
April 12, 2024 10:45 pm

Nah, it was a burger not a giant brat

bauls
bauls
  Jimmy Shabimmel
April 13, 2024 1:02 pm

Could easily have Ben a fur burger if it advances the career

anon a moos
anon a moos
  nkit
April 13, 2024 12:17 am

Trying out for a spot on The View.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 13, 2024 2:18 pm

Creepy eyes.
No White part to them.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
April 14, 2024 10:18 am

Gluttony is not attractive.

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 2:58 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
April 14, 2024 1:42 pm

Ooopps…..wrong tooth…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 2:59 pm

O.J.’s hearse….
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nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 2:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 2:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:00 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  nkit
April 12, 2024 3:50 pm

Burn baby burn.

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:00 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
April 14, 2024 1:43 pm

Polly says “the Cat did it”…….

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 12, 2024 3:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:01 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 3:01 pm

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bauls
bauls
  USA Cowboy
April 13, 2024 1:03 pm

My favorite accessory

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:01 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
April 14, 2024 1:44 pm

Bidenomics……

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:02 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 12, 2024 3:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:02 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 13, 2024 2:21 pm

They will fuck your shit up

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 12, 2024 3:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:03 pm

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Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
  nkit
April 13, 2024 8:36 am

Obviously a renter.

Matman
Matman
  Horseless Headsman
April 14, 2024 1:46 pm

and drives her car like she throws darts……

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:04 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
April 12, 2024 3:24 pm

I thought they were ankle biters, not lip biters ?

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 12, 2024 3:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Nocte Volens
April 12, 2024 7:33 pm

Looks like she was top heavy.

Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  Nocte Volens
April 12, 2024 8:56 pm

And women remark on men not hitting the right spot.

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 12, 2024 3:05 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 3:05 pm
nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:05 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 12, 2024 3:05 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  Nocte Volens
April 14, 2024 10:28 am

Absolutely beautiful….white, silky smooth hairless legs…heavenly to the touch…so wonderfully feminine….I adore Asian women….

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:06 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 12, 2024 3:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Nocte Volens
April 12, 2024 7:35 pm

Miss Kim, do you take dic-tation?

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:06 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 12, 2024 3:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:07 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
April 12, 2024 3:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Nocte Volens
April 12, 2024 7:40 pm

Miss Yamamoto, at our 4 PM meeting I want you to present your nipples . . . uh, I mean your recommendations.

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:07 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 3:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:08 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
April 14, 2024 6:50 pm

TWFYSU

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 3:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:08 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 3:09 pm

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James the Deplorable Wanderer
James the Deplorable Wanderer
  USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 11:11 pm

Fortunately the military tribunals will not be taken in by such meaningless verbage, and will apply the law as it is written not as interpreted by the defense.

bauls
bauls
  James the Deplorable Wanderer
April 13, 2024 1:08 pm

Yeah, that ain’t ever gonna happen unfortunatly

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:09 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 3:09 pm

That stupid
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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 3:56 pm

The picture you see when you look up “diversity hire” in a dictionary.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  I got a name
April 12, 2024 6:59 pm

The picture you get when you look up “dumb shit” in the dictionary

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 7:41 pm

She radiates stupid.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Bob P
April 13, 2024 12:24 am

radiates implies passive… This is more like blast furnace stupid…

I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
April 13, 2024 5:03 pm

The shiela jackson replacement who has said lots of dingbat things.

https://babylonbee.com/news/sheila-jackson-lee-named-head-of-harvard-astronomy-department. CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of claiming the moon is made of gas and the sun is “almost” too hot to get close to, Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee has been named the new head of Harvard University’s Astronomy Department.

Love the Bee

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  USA Cowboy
April 14, 2024 12:00 pm

Splain how?

nkit
nkit
April 12, 2024 3:09 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 13, 2024 2:25 pm

Hahaha

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 12, 2024 3:09 pm

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