‘This Is A Place Of Business, Not Politics,’ Says CEO Of Election Rigging Cartel

Via The Babylon Bee

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — After firing several anti-Israel protestors who occupied his office, Google CEO Sundar Pichai made a statement reminding everyone that Google is a place of business, not politics.

“I urge employees to please keep their politics out of the workplace. We’re not a political organization,” said the CEO of the world’s most powerful political organization and election-rigging cartel. “Bringing divisive politics into Google greatly interferes with our mission to force our divisive politics on the rest of the nation.”

“Come on! We have elections to rig, people!”

Activists were outraged after 9 of them were arrested and 28 of them fired for disrupting work operations to protest against Israel. “MRRPH berlefherrder! BLURPH!” said activist Tandy Figg, who was difficult to hear from behind her COVID mask. “FUuuullph!”

Google has assured investors they will remain committed to their work of rigging elections, empowering Communist China, and destroying all remaining goodness and decency in the world while making billions. “That’s what honest business is all about,” said Pichai.

At publishing time, Pichai’s office had been occupied by 28 more activists protesting the firing of the previous 28 activists.

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11 Comments
zappalives
zappalives
April 22, 2024 8:41 pm

Oh look……….another half-nigger dothead stealing our freedoms.

k31
k31
  zappalives
April 22, 2024 9:41 pm

They know which tribe butters their bread.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  k31
April 23, 2024 7:40 pm

There are no hunting licenses required during a revolution…..

kiwi
kiwi
April 23, 2024 1:15 am

chief censor G O O L A G

flash
flash
April 23, 2024 6:11 am

Free speech is free as long as it ain’t used to criticize Israel, then it becomes a hate crime….our gratest allize…right Justin ?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
April 24, 2024 6:52 am

there is a lot more that comes under the heading of hate speech than criticizing Israel. Try criticizing a LGBTQ and find out. Hate speech laws have effectively killed the first amendment. And all that is needed is for someone to ‘feel’ threatened.

flash
flash
April 23, 2024 6:12 am

Free speech is free as long as it ain’t used to criticize Israel, then it becomes a hate crime….our gratest allize…right Justin ?

eraser
eraser
April 23, 2024 6:52 am

Joogle is fake and gay, just like most everything else. It’s a storefront to the gates of hell, run by the department of Controlled Information & Assets.

Anonymousw
Anonymousw
April 23, 2024 12:00 pm

It’s only a place of business if you disagree with me politically. If you agree with me, politics are fine.

Jdog
Jdog
April 23, 2024 11:40 pm

Fuk Google

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Jdog
April 24, 2024 6:50 am

Google is evil.