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😂 Exactly how I would imagine DJT would react in this situation. Remember the eagle?
An eagle could do serious damage.
It’s just screaming like a girl that made me laugh. That’s all.
That video really makes me feel… butch.
I’ve been at the center of a gun-firing murder scene, dove through a glass window and ran like hell. I accepted death right then and there. Just prayed in my mind to pass away quickly. Due to the specifics of the matter, detectives said they had no idea how I was able to survive. Approximately 30 or so detectives gave me a standing ovation and said that they believed, because of me, several others followed me out of that broken window and also survived. I didn’t feel butch! But I also never made a sound.
Maybe I’ll find out someday that it took a squirrel to make me scream like a girl.
I assume this video was produced for a laugh. Okay, I laughed!
Can’t help it…, I thought of the tough guy, Donald. My bad.
mathans,
You’re going to have to tell us the gun-firing murder scene you survived.
Ah… I would… but that’s a lot of slow finger jabbing on this IPad when it’s much easier for me on a keyboard. It’s really a great story, not that I’d EVER want to go through that again. In short, I was with a couple buddies in an old rented house where we would play craps. Some bandits broke down the back door and started shooting the second they entered the house. Lucky for us, the woman living in the house had just acquired a greyhound dog that was newly retired from the race tracks. The dog just happened to be a that door where the bandits entered and apparently the dog scared them so they immediately started shooting at the dog. Because of all the noise (I first thought it was firecrackers) it gave a lot of us a heads up to run (about a dozen people at the game). The poor dog only made to the room we were all in and died right there. They shot another man in the arm and the woman was shot at least twice, once to the back of the head.
Sorry to leave ya hangin’ but the story’s a little long so maybe I’ll pick up from here later.
But thanks for being interested!
I’ve known some women named August and not to get kinky or anything.
I agree, pretty funny.
seems equitable.
You have a point. Biden would just stand there. AND SHIT HIMSELF. AGAIN.
If it weren’t all over the media that Trump wears a diaper (videos look convincing) because he shits HIS pants, I’d see your point. Kind of like Trump calling Joe ‘sleepy’ as Trump is nodding off in the court room every day.
You’re a fucking moron.
Trump Derangement Syndrome, at it’s finest.
🤪😂
You sound vaxxed and boosted.
Well Yeah! That’s what your man-child leader told us ALL to do, isn’t it?
Will you answer? No, not to THAT question.
You’re too stupid to see she directed that at the anon that called you a moron, but no matter. k31 is a biased bitch anyways.
Both of you can GFY. Or each other.
Don’t care.
You seem touched by Trump.
Thanks for pointing out my mistake!
So “Get the vaccine” is what YOUR man-child leader told us ALL to do, isn’t it?
Did you follow his high recommendation?
I not tupid… jus maid e misteak.
Sorry k31…, I keep disregarding who exactly is speaking to me. My bad! Please disregard my response to yourself.
I’ve got great news for you. The very latest jab is a few weeks away. You should go stand in line.
Well OF COURSE I SHOULD! That’s what your orange man would HAVE me do, right?
And he doesn’t give a DAMN which side of the aisle you’re on, does he?!
Sorry about these pesky Anonomous impersonators.
They occasionally infest the TBP answer stacks like Tribbles on the starship “Enterprise”
So that explains it! I really was wondering if that might be the answer but I guess I’m a little gullible. Not sure how to overcome that other than paying extra attention. I’m green when it comes to these things.
Thanks again.
You can learn things here.
I love learning!
mathans is a newbie. he/she/zhe/they have no cred here. Age guess: 40. sounds much like tex reincarnated. Orange man bad. Reeeeeee.
Just so you know, I am IT!
I wish your nickname was Mothman.
What’s the reason?
So we could light a candle and be rid of you.
Oh, I see, this is YOUR little club and I ain’t in it! I’m sorry!
Haha
staged
What else would you expect with a Breakfast at Tiffany’s movie poster on the wall.
What a Yankee queer.
Look at the movie poster in his office, he’s a little light in the loafers
Yeah – Audrey was a cute chick, but that poster is definitely light-loafer material.
Fucking Pussy
A perfect example of what the military will be drawing from in a draft
Our dogs bark at squirrels all day from our front porch. They wouldn’t know what to do if they caught one.
But at least they’re not a scared p*ssy.
Give my condolences to that guy’s dad.🙄
Fuck that guy’s dad! He’s undoubtedly a fag too! Outcomes like that are engineered.
FFS, jumping around like a Kansas City faggot.
Get that idiot (I’ll not call him a man) a bottle of midol and a box of tampax.
And a frozen cube of tomato paste up his arse to go with his manly period.
Having watched the vid, I could totally believe that!
” . . . jumping around like a Kansas City faggot.”
It’s twue, it’s twue!
It’s twue, it’s twue!
I just had a flashback of Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles!
“You’re gonna need an ARMY to beat him!”
What I’m hearing is “don’t go to Kansas City”.
Thanks for the heads up! With all the tornadoes headed their way it sounds like it’s gonna be raining fags out there.
I don’t suppose he ever thought of keeping a bowl of peanuts by his desk instead of a baseball bat.
he sits on his peanuts.
Which Biden cabinet member is that?
Tran S Gender?
Fake as hell – I used to feed the tree rats peanuts & occasionally plantain chips every day. They even recognized my SUV, and I would sometimes see them run towards me from half a block away, cause they knew they’d go hungry if I went to work without feeding ’em.
“I love the smell of “rheee” in the morning.:
Pathetic