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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:31 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
May 11, 2024 4:52 am

When you are bad at math.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:31 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 6:55 am

So you’re saying you liked it?

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:32 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 7:00 am

Just wanna bang on these drums all day.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:32 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 7:02 am

New Kids a jerk!

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:32 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 3:04 pm

Revenge of the steel beams.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 9:32 pm

Aluminum.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:33 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 7:12 am

Eating Crow Fed

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:33 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 7:19 am

Typical commute to work in Chiner

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 1:34 pm

It seems that distraction I mentioned earlier is one I cannot get rid of.
So, I call it quits to Friday Fail earlier than usual or desired this week.

I see nkit is on deck – so that’s good (the lull before the rush has passed.)

THANKS to all – especially owner / admin – who make this the place for a great start to the weekend.

May you all find yourselves blessed beyond hopes and expectations this weekend and during the coming week too.

Until then…
. . . have a gud’n!
~ SoH

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:35 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 8:29 am

Now ready for their 3 hour tour.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:35 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 7:44 am

If Bob were a cat.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:36 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 8:02 am

Democrat primary.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:36 pm

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Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox
  nkit
May 10, 2024 10:21 pm

I actually still have one of those!

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 3:06 pm

I told you, no searching for pussy!

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:37 pm

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10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
May 11, 2024 1:57 pm

I like ’em like that.

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 8:43 am

She must be really good a something else.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 3:07 pm

Ted, you said you got rid of the ghost!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 10, 2024 10:06 pm

You an bet your ass that a nigger up there.

H2O
H2O
  nkit
May 10, 2024 10:31 pm

on the 7th day, early morning, God invented the 870, and said (i’m paraphrasing here btw) “Go not up, neither fight; for I am not among you; lest ye be smitten before your enemies by my holy 870 with five rounds of triple ought unto your mf’ing evil carcass” … or something like that.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 3:08 pm

He’s the best SUV minder on the planet.

H2O
H2O
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 10:33 pm

i would have handed the guy a 10 pin bowling ball or a small pumpkin, just for calibration purposes : D

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 3:09 pm

Don’t mind him; he’s the percussion section.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 8:09 am

Whirling drunkass faced

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:39 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 8:14 am

Lost sole

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:39 pm

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jackanapery
jackanapery
  nkit
May 10, 2024 9:23 pm

the mexicans arn’t sending their best

Bauls
Bauls
  jackanapery
May 10, 2024 10:09 pm

Yet he’ll still get his hard earned 10k gift card anyways

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 8:16 am

Creek vaulting pole faced

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 3:10 pm

Auggie, how did you get grease all over the clothes?

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 8:48 am

Now why didn’t I think of that?

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 8:51 am

Good way to get your pedals clean.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:40 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 8:53 am

I know them zipper heads are kooky honey.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:41 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 9:10 am

In a turn of events I award 10 points to the pedestrian.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:41 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 9:16 am

TOFO or Bill Gates protein like “food”.

Matman
Matman
  nkit
May 13, 2024 12:41 pm

Square tits in a box………

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:41 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 9:20 am

You can see the girls are impressed with his slinky like caulities.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:42 pm

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10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
May 11, 2024 2:03 pm

Sheer talent.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:43 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 9:25 am

Mom quit drinking psycho fag beerrr!

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 3:12 pm

The one time she was happy to be flat.

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 9:35 am

Tailhatch bugger faced

Matman
Matman
  nkit
May 13, 2024 12:43 pm

Damn, just use a kleenex next time……

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:43 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
May 11, 2024 6:25 am

What kind of man does not have a knife on him at all times?

Bytor
Bytor
  a9racer
May 12, 2024 2:42 pm

or seven……

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:44 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 11:09 am

You had me at standing up straight.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:44 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 11:12 am

Twfysu

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:45 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 11:14 am

I’d stay out of the fag room to.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:45 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
May 13, 2024 12:45 pm

that’s how you do it…….

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:46 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 10, 2024 10:12 pm

You can betcherass a cat caused this

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:46 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 10, 2024 9:05 pm

Sure…LOL

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  MrLiberty
May 10, 2024 10:13 pm

Yeah, that honey would be vaporized by the radiation from the Van Allen belts.

104MAGA104
104MAGA104
  MrLiberty
May 11, 2024 12:09 pm

Green screen magik

H2O
H2O
  nkit
May 10, 2024 11:10 pm

honey ? that looks more like strained diaper goo … from india.

Matman
Matman
  nkit
May 13, 2024 12:46 pm

ok…..now try that at home kids……

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:47 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 10, 2024 10:14 pm

Commie

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:48 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
May 11, 2024 1:19 am

My kinda girl right there . . .

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
May 11, 2024 5:03 am

She looks fun!

Matman
Matman
  Tigger
May 13, 2024 12:47 pm

probably a spinner too……

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 3:18 pm

Didn’t your mother ever tell you, never overload a picnic table boat?

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  Bob P
May 12, 2024 11:23 am

Musta been the only one hanging on s idea.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:50 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 11:26 am

Ski jumping tree house roof satellite faced!

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 11:27 am

Unbelievable!

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 3:19 pm

Didn’t your mother ever tell you, never drive your motorcycle into a train?

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
May 11, 2024 6:30 am

Amateur. A real rider woulda just wheelied over the track and not fall like a chick.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 3:20 pm

Okay, your mother really let you down.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:52 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 10, 2024 9:06 pm

Funny, mine works fine…dumbass.

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
May 11, 2024 5:07 am

They walk among us.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:52 pm

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James the Deplorable Wanderer
James the Deplorable Wanderer
  nkit
May 10, 2024 9:32 pm

Did something vaguely similar in a bathroom remodel recently – using a construction saw to remove drywall, found a water pipe that I knew was in there SOMEWHERE. Cussed, turned off the water, waited a day for it to dry out and bought a compression sleeve fitting; metal-to-metal seals will stay dry until the house falls down. Embarrassing at the time, however!

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  James the Deplorable Wanderer
May 11, 2024 2:18 pm

Ya, I remember when I had my first saw …….

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:53 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 10, 2024 9:07 pm

NEVER cook bacon naked.

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