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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:40 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 1:16 pm

hmmm, should I draw venison tenderloin on the grill, or sizzling venison/pork fat sausages? decisions decisions.

Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 2:35 pm

“How did they get it to hold still?” said AOC.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:40 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:40 pm

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H2O
H2O
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 1:21 pm

bah hahahahha

& gay.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 8:50 pm

In late April, every Tesla truck sold was recalled because of a safety defect … 

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:41 pm

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H2O
H2O
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 1:22 pm

pecker heads.

somewhere in ottawa.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:41 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 9:18 pm

Do not put pizza in your briefcase.

Tigger
Tigger
  YourAverageJoe
May 11, 2024 4:35 am

Every picture tells a story.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2024 12:06 am

What the hell is with that crust ?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:41 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:44 pm

Let me guess…
. . . he’s on a Boeing.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:42 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 1:16 pm

Perhaps a huge filled in pool, id guess

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 1:18 pm

good thing, those public pools are full of every form of staph bacteria. Now you only have to contend with ticks and chiggers.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  ILuvCO2
May 11, 2024 12:48 pm

Today’s schools are full of tomorrow’s leftist parasites

Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 2:37 pm

I recommend you do not dive in. The water is quite hard.

Matman
Matman
  YourAverageJoe
May 13, 2024 12:19 pm

Easier to mow the pool than keep it clean……..

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 2:39 pm

“Oops,” said the lumberjack, realizing he chopped down the wrong tree.

a9racer
a9racer
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 11:30 pm

I could live there quite well.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2024 12:08 am

How much you wanna bet he wanted a tree house as a kid, but never got one ?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:43 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 1:17 pm

Hope the delorean timed it right

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:43 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 1:18 pm

No, and the real nail beds look infected

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bauls
May 10, 2024 3:01 pm

Don’t wanna hold your hand!

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bauls
May 10, 2024 8:52 pm

From all of the toxic chemicals used in these procedures … all for fake vanity …

Tigger
Tigger
  YourAverageJoe
May 11, 2024 4:37 am

Gross.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 2:41 pm

Oh, that’s why it’s 75 years and four days late.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 8:53 pm

Ran out of firewood just before hitting the bridge …

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 2:41 pm

She’s all cockeyed.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:44 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 9:20 pm

Hear tell that in space, no one can hear you scream…

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  fujigm
May 12, 2024 5:43 am

Huh?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:44 pm

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anon a moos
anon a moos
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 11:33 pm

somali creativity

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:45 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 2:44 pm

Sometimes you just know when they’re not in the mood for sex.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 9:50 pm

Hahahahahahaa….hey, 3 fudgepackers downvoted you.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:14 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
May 11, 2024 4:40 am

She knew best! Karma.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 2:45 pm

In my day we had to hunt for our food.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:14 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 5:49 am

Dp lizard

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 2:46 pm

Behave or I’ll stick a much bigger tool in there.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 9:53 pm

Looks like the same 3 throat stretchers are dissin you bra.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  nkit
May 12, 2024 12:13 am

Don’t slap her face. Slap her ass !

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:17 pm

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H2O
H2O
  nkit
May 10, 2024 1:29 pm

Bob had a whale of a time kite surfing today !

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:17 pm

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The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  nkit
May 12, 2024 12:17 am

Tiger shark.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 2:48 pm

At least it had protection.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 10, 2024 9:54 pm

Another cheap date

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2024 12:19 am

The wig didn’t help.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:18 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 10, 2024 9:55 pm

$30,000 bird bike

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:19 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 10, 2024 9:55 pm

Dogs are way cooler than We give credit

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:20 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 5:56 am

Flamin Flamingo
Batman

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 2:50 pm

Must be a Pittsburg paper.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 2:51 pm

Greg discovered the cloud extended all the way down to 10 feet above the ground as he splattered on such ground.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 10, 2024 9:26 pm

No jumping through clouds in skydiving.
But all good in BASE jumps.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:22 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
May 13, 2024 12:28 pm

and it does what?

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:23 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 6:41 am

Hope that’s a parachute on his back.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:25 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 6:08 am

Take us away from these musloms fast!

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:26 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 10, 2024 9:59 pm

Whoa

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
May 11, 2024 4:48 am

Flying skills!

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 2:58 pm

Don’t worry. Women always look at me like that.

H2O
H2O
  nkit
May 10, 2024 6:25 pm

epileptic seizure in three two one…

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
May 10, 2024 11:39 pm

When the acids hits

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 6:17 am

This is what Grandpa meant by purple haze!

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Deathfromafar
May 12, 2024 6:23 am

Sorry a9 beat me to it

Matman
Matman
  Deathfromafar
May 13, 2024 12:30 pm

Yep or orange barrel……..

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:27 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 6:26 am

Pro bag handler

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 6:46 am

Now shift in forward and reverse about 20 times real fast.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 2:59 pm

That bastard is still doing nothing.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:28 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 6:30 am

Foreign coons are still coons shoot em.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 10, 2024 3:00 pm

Where’s an out-of-control bus when you really need one?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 10, 2024 10:01 pm

Faggish

Gregabob
Gregabob
  YourAverageJoe
May 13, 2024 12:09 pm

My first thought–very gay.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
May 11, 2024 1:44 pm

Some people are just destined to be geeks.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:29 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 12, 2024 6:48 am

Pro stick handler.

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:29 pm

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david
david
  nkit
May 10, 2024 3:22 pm

Good God it’s true what they say about starbucks males. I always thought it was a myth

Tigger
Tigger
  david
May 11, 2024 4:51 am

It has painted nails!

Matman
Matman
  nkit
May 13, 2024 12:34 pm

go ahead and cry over your $8 cup of shit……….

nkit
nkit
May 10, 2024 1:30 pm

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