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Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:21 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 12:19 pm

Be in my room at noon. It’s good to be dictator.

hammie
hammie
  Tigger
May 11, 2024 12:54 am

Red Alert!

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:22 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 12:25 pm

Tonight, expect her impressive warm front and trailing edge to ignite a jet stream in my pants.

What?
What?
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:12 pm

Those profiles just don’t look real. Nice place to rest your head!

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Tigger
May 11, 2024 3:00 am

Before I left San Diego for Tennessee, this is where I checked the weather.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:23 am

Unable to post my memes. Hopefully I will try and resolve the issue for next week.
Have a great FF and Weekend.

Student of History
Student of History
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:32 am

Aww Tigger…
. . . I always enjoy your posts.
Congrats for being first to post so to speak, after all I’ve got a huge time-diff advantage – not that it matters, really.

(BTW, If you use a VPN, try a different location – sometimes that works for me when my posts disappear.)

Wishin’ you better luck next week and an awesome weekend!

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:35 pm

Browser issue, switched to Brave and that did the trick!
Now just need to sort the Firefox issue for next week!

Have a good one!!!

hammie
hammie
  Tigger
May 11, 2024 12:55 am

Just keep using Brave. It’s a really good browser.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:40 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:26 pm

Personal foul for being an idiot.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:40 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:27 pm

Beautifully executed. Would that we could say the same about Trudeau.

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:36 pm

Amazing athleticism!

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:41 am

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H2O
H2O
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:36 am

a bass boat, quickly passing by, would make their paddling interesting : )

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:27 pm

Freeloader in back must be a Mexican.

Tigger
Tigger
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 12:37 pm

Bob P , always carry a spare!

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:41 am

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fujigm
fujigm
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:48 pm

Can FACED!

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:42 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:28 pm

My life in moving pictures.

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:38 pm

Face plant Perfection!

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:43 am

The inauguration of Summer Olympics pool for the diving competition didn’t go so well…

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:43 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:30 pm

Step 1 in creating a transwoman.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:43 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:30 pm

Jeez, lady, you had the easy part.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:44 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:32 pm

How Jed determined bull riding was not his forte.

a9racer
a9racer
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 11:07 pm

It was determined for me as Darryl in a barrel dragged me away

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:44 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:33 pm

I’ll get that asshole to propose if it’s the last thing I do!

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:45 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:45 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:09 am

It’s so great that this couple has no idea what’s going on just a few inches above them … how in hell can they be so oblivious?

And maybe — just maybe — the ‘King of Beasts’ should have sprung for a room …

Bob P
Bob P
  Anthony Aaron
May 10, 2024 12:55 pm

Well, if most people missed figuring out covid was a massive scam I’m not surprised they’d miss a pair of lions fucking inches away.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Anthony Aaron
May 11, 2024 11:56 pm

Photoshopped.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:46 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:42 pm

Oh no!

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:57 pm

We should really rescue her, Pete.

Are we in her will?

May she rest in peace.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:46 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:43 pm

One senses that you can only get away with that stuff for so long!

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:04 pm

And how many practice runs did it take before doing it without ending up in the ER?

a9racer
a9racer
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:10 pm

Yeah, no.
The physics of that leap ring about as true as the Biden press secretary’s daily lie session.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:16 pm

The motion of the center of mass seems incorrect. Nope.

hammie
hammie
  Student of History
May 11, 2024 1:03 am

AI generated. The physics do not match up with the size of the rider and the ride.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:47 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 4:13 pm

Can’t….stop….watching….

fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 8:50 pm

Can’t stop laughing.

Student of History
Student of History
  YourAverageJoe
May 11, 2024 2:16 am

Thought you’d enjoy that one…
. . . glad you do.

(BTW, you still here?)
LOL

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:48 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:44 pm

A very nice edit of the original meme. In the original She walks off!

Student of History
Student of History
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 12:48 pm

I can’t take the credit for that one…
. . . though I wish I had such skills.
(And am slowly, time permitting, trying to learn them.)

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:59 pm

That’s a load off his mind.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 10, 2024 9:55 am

Tigger Says : okay it’s a browser problem. hopefully I will fix it for next week!

your-lack-of-spine

Flappr
Flappr
May 10, 2024 10:35 am

Bewitching Button Busters Await you

Tigger
Tigger
  Flappr
May 10, 2024 12:46 pm

Nicely done!

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:46 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:48 pm

With out doubt my favorite decade!

hammie
hammie
  Tigger
May 11, 2024 1:10 am

“I” was cool in the 1970s. Then I turned 18 in 1980.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  hammie
May 11, 2024 2:50 am

I too, turned 18 in ’80. I bought beers for my buddies!

fujigm
fujigm
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:53 pm

True.
I was through being cool in 1981.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  fujigm
May 10, 2024 10:06 pm

They helped make the 80s great.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:46 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:07 pm

Because my neighbors will likely seize the power of the government to use against me. More freedom for them doesn’t negatively impact me one bit.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:47 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:48 am

Bosses and companies which do this should be SEVERELY punished and made to pay restitution / damages at least 10x the amount stolen from their servers…

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:12 am

Time to double kneecap the boss …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:18 am

I went to an Indian buffet with an Indian guy I know. The waiters told us that the boss stole all their tips and not to leave any. That was bad enough, but later during the visit, they also told us that he would take leftover food from people’s plates and scrape it back into pans in the kitchen that were to be put out on the buffet. Cheap, nasty and a tip thief.
We left and never went back.

todd
todd
  Anonymous
May 10, 2024 12:15 pm

i took a job waiting tables at an indian food restaurant in sedona once…lasted about 2 hours and bailed…nastiest kitchen i have ever been in…

Tigger
Tigger
  todd
May 10, 2024 12:52 pm

I love spicy food but kitchen hygiene is a common issue with Indian restaurants.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 1:06 pm

Food sourcing used to be an issue at Indian restaurants in LA … folks caught them going to the animal shelters and buying cats … then cooking and serving them at their restaurants. That was in the late-’80s … but I’ll bet it’s still practiced.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 8:35 pm

Dunkin Donuts, too.

I don’t eat their donuts anymore.

I used to work at one, and the owner was too cheap to get soap, but then most of the dotheads didn’t use it anyway.

fujigm
fujigm
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 8:56 pm

Check out the movie “New Dehli Belly”.
Not about food except for a subtext, but a good Bollywood movie if you like twisted plots.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 10, 2024 5:59 pm

First mistake was eating Indian food

Bruce
Bruce
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:34 am

AOC must work there. She loves stealing tips.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:48 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:50 am

Wish my kid had the ‘…easy’ opportunities to be, like, badass they way I had at his age…

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:23 am

Amateurs. We’d do that after climbing up the ladder of a water tower. Kept seeing how high we could jump from. Made it easily 25-30 feet up by gradually getting used to various heights to jump from. The mattresses looked tiny down below.

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:53 pm

Yes, we had a lot of fun! injuries included.

Saywhat
Saywhat
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 1:20 pm

Who gets to be in a cast this summer? Everybody signs it and you ride bitch on your buddy’s Sting Ray!

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:51 am

It’s not just “Uncle Sam” offered this…

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:54 am

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T4C
T4C
May 10, 2024 10:56 am

Hilarious. Only the Right can out-create the Left; never vice versa.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 10, 2024 11:08 am

you-dont-like-me-tragedy

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:18 am

x-year-2040-thinking-outlawed-they-them-cricket-paste-ration

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 1:08 pm

I’d have been 85 if I hadn’t killed myself.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:19 am

The-Karakoram-Highway-connecting-Pakistan-to-China

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:47 am

Not sure I’d want to anywhere near here when the Spring thaw comes.

SomeWoodSay
SomeWoodSay
  Tigger
May 13, 2024 11:13 am

Hmmm, you never see any old trees in this terrain

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:20 am

Disaster averted, memes coming. I have some Reds today.

upvote-before-they-disappear

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:21 am

with the absence of suds

suds-groan

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 1:09 pm

Stick with drama, Captain.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:21 am

North-American-XB-70-Valkirye

BKMart
BKMart
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:40 am

XB-70 Valkyrie.

Tigger
Tigger
  BKMart
May 10, 2024 12:55 pm

She’s a beauty!

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:22 am

husband-dangerous-sports

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 1:10 pm

Just to be safe, let me prescribe a helmet.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:22 am

monday-first-five-days-are-harderst

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 1:11 pm

I recommend retiring.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:23 am

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Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:23 am

rest-in-pieces

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:24 am

Tomcat, my fav

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10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Tigger
May 11, 2024 12:47 am

I have to agree –

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:25 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 1:12 pm

My wife asked me why I peed on my house when we moved in. Women can be so foolish sometimes.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:25 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 1:13 pm

It does on Onlyfans, so leave me in peace, woman.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:26 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 1:16 pm

The three above at least knew they were making fools of themselves (and we loved them for it).

Saywhat
Saywhat
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 1:31 pm

They’re the same picture.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 10:10 pm

Dewey, Bombem, and Howe.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:26 am

Suds again

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Deimos
Deimos
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 3:34 pm

You shouldn’t see any horror movies today. It May Fri 10 you.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:27 am

dog-just-bark-at-everything-nike-nothing-there

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:28 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 1:17 pm

You make two wonderful points, dear. I stand erected.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 3:37 pm

Who is the dip-s**t with all the down votes?

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
May 10, 2024 9:01 pm

Just some negger.
The neighborhood always goes to shit when the neggers move in…

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  fujigm
May 10, 2024 9:24 pm

Dude, you ain’t on ZeroHedge.

fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
May 11, 2024 1:04 am

I’m talking about neggers.
There’s a time and a place for everything, and now is neither the time nor place to be discussing niggers.
Or even naggers (that was a couple of pages back).
The neggers don’t bother me so much, but they tend to get under some folks skin on here.
A down thumb is someone I manged to irritate today.
For free.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
May 10, 2024 9:23 pm

A fudge packing tonsil glaze recipient

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:28 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 1:18 pm

Tits, no.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 9:03 pm

What would be a lot?
6?
That would be udderly inconceivable.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:29 am

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 8:40 pm

Tits, yes.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:31 am

I wish that I was this flexible, I have to be content just to watch!

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