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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:39 am

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What?
What?
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:14 pm

LOL, awesome.

jimmy torpedo
jimmy torpedo
  What?
May 12, 2024 9:40 pm

I am one of those 22. Cannot help myself after 4 bourbons

a9racer
a9racer
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:51 pm

Bus driver?

Matman
Matman
  a9racer
May 11, 2024 5:57 pm

She’s blowing the bus driver….how many people have been there?

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:39 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:54 am

C’mon. Even Sheldon gave up on string theory.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 2:38 pm

Hell … our cats figured it out decades ago … string theory, red dot light theory, yarn theory, box theory … the works.

anonymous
anonymous
  Student of History
May 12, 2024 2:13 pm

Now do evolution-caused change of species.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:40 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:40 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:41 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:41 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:42 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:42 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:42 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:43 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:43 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:43 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:06 am

Do you think that would work if we painted a penis on Biden’s face?

What?
What?
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 8:23 pm

Nah, but Bootyjudge would be all over him

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:44 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:44 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:44 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:18 am

It also seems a lot of the criticism of Hitler and Germany was just one massive propaganda story …

https://www.unz.com/article/the-saddest-story-never-told/

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:46 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:55 am

Were, not was . . .

H2O
H2O
  Anonymous
May 10, 2024 9:48 am

dv’rs – the meme’s wording describes a hypothetical statement, i.e. an unreal condition, or improbable condition – easily recognized by the word “if” at the beginning of the sentence.
therefore “were” , in this case, is the correct third-person singular past tense form of the verb to be, not “was”.

Bark
Bark
  Anonymous
May 10, 2024 8:08 pm

Speaking of fail . .

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:19 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:46 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:47 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:20 am

… and, in all likelihood, getting away with it, too.

Bark
Bark
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:08 pm

That’s why they’re outlawing anti-Semitism.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:47 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:50 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:24 am

And, yet, Barbara Roche walks around free as a bird … after screwing the people of the UK and of Sweden and of Canada (?) by forcing the importing of the enormous numbers of invaders to those Nations.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
May 11, 2024 10:31 pm

ll started with this she devil of Satan

Barbara Lerner Spectre

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:21 pm

The UK is lost.Fast becoming Sweden 2.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:18 am

Needs to be clubbed to death

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:35 am

WTF is wrong with her Alien-shaped head??? It’s kinda freaking me out…

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Anonymous
May 10, 2024 8:07 pm

Probably fake extensions that would normally go down past her stanky fat ass!

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:22 am

To slightly alter the closing line of ‘Chinatown’ …

[last lines] 
Walsh: Forget it, Jake. It’s Seattle.

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:37 am

She should think of humanity and cover her face, too.

VOWG
VOWG
  Student of History
May 11, 2024 8:28 am

W T F would put that on the bench in a court of law.

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Student of History
May 11, 2024 9:15 pm

Alien creature. Look at the size of that head, with nothing in it.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:47 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:48 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:39 am

Transfaguals are just another indication that we need to bring back mental asylums.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:48 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:48 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:40 am

Fuck, I missed the stick of gum sale!

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:49 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:41 am

I thought it was Congress out to lunch.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:49 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:42 am

She’s been in there for a month. Throw her out.

SomeWoodSay
SomeWoodSay
  Student of History
May 13, 2024 9:42 am

VAGIFAX report list model is totaled

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:49 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:44 am

Not only is his advice shit, the 2k he worked hard for is what he stole from Walmart last night.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:50 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:29 am

You can’t fix stupid …

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:50 pm

When I was working electrical in my younger days… Saw this a few times, not as bad as this but close.

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
May 10, 2024 8:50 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:51 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:57 am

Access to White People Is Not a Human Right: White People in Baton Rouge, la Win Right to Form Their Own City and No Longer Have Poorer Black Neighbors Misuse Their Tax Dollars
https://www.unz.com/sbpdl/access-to-white-people-is-not-a-human-right-white-people-in-baton-rouge-la-win-right-to-form-their-own-city-and-no-longer-have-poorer-black-neighbors-misuse-their-tax-dollars/

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:51 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:48 am

Why did the artist give the press secretary the vice-president’s mouth?

david
david
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 1:18 pm

…because you can’t get that job unless you’re a cock sucker.

Matman
Matman
  david
May 12, 2024 12:33 pm

or a carpet muncher……

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:51 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:50 am

Who would’ve ever thought the Germans would become so fascistic?

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Student of History
May 11, 2024 9:18 pm

WWII took All the fight out of them. They are being Invaded and fine people for saying Objective Truths.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:51 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:53 am

I have a TV we bought in 2013 in a spare room. Last month Netflix stopped “supporting this device,” so I can no longer get Netflix on it. Why? Can’t spy on me with it? Ass pipes.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:21 pm

A BitTorrent pirate site I go to as part of my daily routine has been down a few weeks, and another one went down today – ironically, ThePirateBay.org is still up.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:52 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:54 am

The old one was better though since it never went up in flames.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:52 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:12 pm

Everyone dies. Deal.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 8:56 am

Late Today, having internet issues.
Fingers crossed it stays up.

you-dont-like-me-tragedy

H2O
H2O
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 10:05 am

Alda started directing and the show swirled the bowl until it disappeared.

Bob P
Bob P
  H2O
May 10, 2024 11:56 am

It started getting woke way back then. For instance, Hawkeye stopped the womanizing because it was supposedly demeaning to women.

Tigger
Tigger
  H2O
May 10, 2024 12:25 pm

It was a shame, because I liked the show. Ego is not a good thing.

What?
What?
  H2O
May 10, 2024 8:54 pm

Damn, I was just a kid then & even I could tell something had changed with the show. Thought it was just me.

hammie
hammie
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:37 pm

That’s what she said.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:56 am

That’s the first bunch of images I had time to tweak (as I do) before posting.
Have a bunch more that haven’t yet been tweaked a little bit and will get to them shortly.

I’ve got a distraction to sort out first, a drink to make, a cigarette to smoke and look forward to posting more images in a while.

Meanwhile here’s a patriotic bikini babe to help soothe the weekday stresses away…

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Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:07 am

Apologies but I appear to be unable to post anything.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:10 am

I have some gifs, will try those.

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Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:12 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
May 11, 2024 1:37 pm

Brooklyn Decker

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Tigger
May 11, 2024 9:19 pm

Lovely day at the beach.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:12 am

For YAJ

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 11:58 am

We call him Catpus Clay.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 4:08 pm

They do that when they contract rabies.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:14 am

Gramps bought 172 coffees this day!

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 12:02 pm

I’ll have my morning elixir, my pick-me-up, my morning jolt, in short, a cup of perfect ass, please.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:14 am

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Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:15 am

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Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:16 am

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Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:16 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:24 am

Even better than expected…

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:31 am

Red ass
He ain’t going to shit right for a month

Tigger
Tigger
  YourAverageJoe
May 10, 2024 12:27 pm

I suspect skin grafts required!

Scot
Scot
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:55 am

Just like most of the Friday Fail videos in the main post – got what he deserved.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:17 am

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H2O
H2O
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 10:46 am

never made it,
never made it,
to the bog in time…

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:18 am

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Ed
Ed
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:31 am

Shades of Sally Rand.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:19 am

Memories

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 12:06 pm

Phoebe! I miss your perfection.

Tigger
Tigger
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 12:29 pm

Perfection! edited to cut the naughty bit!

anonymous
anonymous
  Tigger
May 12, 2024 2:24 pm

She is 60 years old, and still looks pretty good.

Married to Kevin Kline since 1989.

Good on them!

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:20 am

Rate his stick,

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 12:07 pm

Betcha he barks softly.

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:20 am

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Ben
Ben
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:40 am

I’m embarrassed to say that I have done this exact thing.

H2O
H2O
  Ben
May 10, 2024 10:50 am

you’re not the only one : D

B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
  Ben
May 13, 2024 7:52 pm

Sadly, me too

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 9:21 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 12:08 pm

The little truck that couldn’t.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 5:28 pm

Taking selfies on the bridge.