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Deimos
Deimos
May 10, 2024 8:04 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Deimos
May 10, 2024 9:24 am

You should spent it on grammar lessons.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 2:43 pm

You sho be right Bob!

Deimos
Deimos
May 10, 2024 8:05 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Deimos
May 10, 2024 8:30 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:28 am

Amazing no one has died after all these mishaps. How the hell is the senior leadership still in place at Boeing? They’re almost as incompetent as the Biden crew.

Chuck
Chuck
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 2:05 pm

Why anyone would get on a plane in Africa is beyond me. Blacks do a shitty enough job of maintenance on planes here with some semblance of supervision.

Also, it’s not (just) Boeing that’s the problem. Most of these mishaps are on aircraft that have been in the airline’s possession for many years. This is a failure of maintenance driven by DIE bullshit. I’m really glad I’m done traveling for work.

jimmy torpedo
jimmy torpedo
  Chuck
May 12, 2024 9:26 pm

It is all a con to make you afraid of travelling aND REDUCE YOUR CARBON (oops) footprint. and stay in your 16 minute city

AnonNoMores
AnonNoMores
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 3:53 pm

Boeing died with the McDonald Douglas merger. William Boeing’s legacy was maintained by the fact that upper management was promoted from within. Management was comprised of engineers, QA people, even assembly workers made it up the ladder to management. They understood airplane design and manufacturing processes (and reality).

Enter MD. All the old guard Boeing management were eventually replaced, retired or flat out released. They were replaced with the MD bean counter, accounting, and lawyer culture. You know, the type of people who call someone else to change a flat tire.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  AnonNoMores
May 10, 2024 8:22 pm

The Boeing/MD merger destroyed two companies. MD built some fine aircraft too, the DC series, MD80’s , MD11. MD itself was a merger of McDonnell & Douglas, usually mergers are not very good in the end.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 8:14 pm

Competent crews would not have allowed the faulty MCAS system to mistrim an aircraft to the extent that it was uncontrollable. The runaway horizonal stabiliizer trim procedure, which goes all the way back to the original 737’s should have been followed, if that would have been done, no crash, period. Proper inpections during assembly and maintenance work avoids stupid and potentially disastrous events, exit door plug won’t go bye-bye in flight.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 10:27 pm

Give it time Bob.

Deimos
Deimos
May 10, 2024 8:06 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Deimos
May 10, 2024 9:29 am

It’s Barrack, you senile fuck. Just remember, you’re my puppet; you do everything I say. And stop sniffing my husband.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:20 am

Well it’s that time again, and I’m late to the party! (Something that never happened in my youth I tells ya…

Anywho, it looks like Friday Fail is already off to a good start which is a good indicator the weekend will be excellent!

A big shout out to all Friday Failers!

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:21 am

SOH, Not often Suds beats you to the start line.

Student of History
Student of History
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 8:26 am

Good for Suds!

Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:46 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:21 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:21 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:22 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:33 am

That’s nothing. In our neighbourhood, doves wear ankle bracelets and carry knives.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 2:47 pm

Bob’s negger brought a friend this week! Two neggers!!

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:22 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:35 am

Don’t panic. Get a second opinion. While I tell you what a load of crap climate change is, let me doublecheck your ass.

redbird
redbird
  Bob P
May 11, 2024 4:03 pm

don’t cry and don’t worry, they have a vaxx for that!

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:22 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:23 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:23 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:42 am

To sum it all up again:

What audacity to presume you can simply decide to deny actual differences based on biology and substitute artificial ones based on feelings. You presume to foist your lunacy on the rest of us with nothing but bluster and the backing of moronic bureaucrats who presume to have the power to make white black; lightness darkness. It’s your modus operandi; bully holdouts to make them conform to your warped morality. I won’t be bullied by the likes of you. So, off with you to the loony bin, Butch, and leave the rest of us alone.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:46 am

The construction of this reminds me of the childhood rhyme we’d hear … The House That Jack Built …

https://sites.pitt.edu/~dash/type2035.html

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:06 pm

They are indeed mentally ill.Period.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Tigger
May 10, 2024 4:12 pm

Yes, and mental disorders cannot corrected through sexual mutilation surgery.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Student of History
May 11, 2024 11:57 am

XY-you’re a guy

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:23 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:25 am

The jews killed Christ.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
May 10, 2024 11:48 am

… and have tried to punish anyone who even says so … and even tried to force the Catholic Church to re-write the New Testament to remove that part …

B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
  Anonymous
May 13, 2024 7:23 pm

I guess 16 people never read the Bible, or thier reading comprehension sucks

musket
musket
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:29 am

She looks like a real princess and headed for a life as Palestinian wash woman……

Tigger
Tigger
May 10, 2024 8:23 am

1-65

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:24 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:24 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:24 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:47 am

His other name is Cock Roach.

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:48 am

With black power comes no responsibility.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 11:29 am

Congrats Bob, you seem to have won a Langlybot, serial down voater! Ain’t you special.

Peace, L.

Bob P
Bob P
  Lucretius
May 10, 2024 12:13 pm

Hey, give me more credit that that. I have two Langlybots.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Lucretius
May 10, 2024 2:51 pm

That’s Bob’s negger. They come every week!

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
May 10, 2024 5:27 pm

Not everybody owns neggers.
While it used to be in fashion, it has gone out of style.
Bob might just be one of the remaining neggerlovers…

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:25 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:56 am

Here I was thinking it was my sagging, wrinkly skin, white hair, and off-putting personality that was turning off women, but I just found out I fell under six-feet tall for the first time since my late teens, so that must be the problem.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 3:39 pm

At least you were a 6 footer while in your prime, you had a good run while it lasted. I am, on the other hand, 67” . . .

a9racer
a9racer
  Texas Khaan
May 10, 2024 10:39 pm

Good thing Mongolian ponies are smaller

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 9:51 pm

How is your recovery going? No problems?

Bob P
Bob P
  Retirednottired
May 10, 2024 10:10 pm

Very well, thank you.

redbird
redbird
  Bob P
May 11, 2024 4:11 pm

forget all that useless nonsense Bob. you hit the lottery and the problem will dissappear almost immediately!

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:25 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:25 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 11:51 am

So … where are the photos of all of the White slaves from Scotland and Ireland and England who were brought to the United States?

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:26 am

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musket
musket
May 10, 2024 8:26 am

You can’t make this stuff up…..

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  musket
May 10, 2024 8:49 am

I think Joe could make it up. He makes up lots of things.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:26 am

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 3:41 pm

^ Bob’s serial down voter ^

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Texas Khaan
May 10, 2024 10:33 pm

Nope, its the neggers mom…

a9racer
a9racer
  Texas Khaan
May 10, 2024 10:40 pm

Squidboy

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:27 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 9:17 am

Hey zionist, the jews killed Christ.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 10, 2024 11:58 am

Jesus IS a Jew and we all killed him.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 10, 2024 1:53 pm

Somebody had to say it, anon. Facts.

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  Anonymous
May 11, 2024 1:47 am

Too many people don’t know and couldn’t be bothered to find out. It had to go exactly as it did.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:27 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:27 am

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fujigm
fujigm
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 5:32 pm

Grizzly Adams made friends with the bear.
And never had any nagging.
And naggers are almost as bad as neggers.

Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:32 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:45 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 2:55 pm

Sure, he can go fight the bear for some bear pussy.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:28 am

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What?
What?
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 7:01 pm

Looks familiar

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:28 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:28 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:29 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:05 am

I tried this on my wife. No titty, and not even a titter.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 4:43 pm

At this point in life you should check down around her waist.

a9racer
a9racer
  Anonymous
May 10, 2024 10:43 pm

You know what older women have between their boobs that younger women don’t have? A navel

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  a9racer
May 11, 2024 10:47 am

I heard Cher’s Plastic Surgeon told her that if she had one more face lift she would have a beard!

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:29 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:10 am

Secular Christians might respond like this but not the devout ones. Whoever wrote this never went to Catholic school. Priests and nuns were forever warning us not to sin or we’ll go to hell. And the nuns weren’t shy about whacking the back of our hands with a ruler when we did something to annoy them.

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 11:00 am

Got kicked out of a catholic school at the end of freshman year because the administration thought I was engaged in witchcraft.

True story; I somehow managed as a transfer student to convince all the seniors I was at their level and got to hang out with them. When asked why they didn’t see me in any of their classes I got away with telling them I was really stupid and in classes between special ed and regular ones. Don’t know how that worked, but it freaked out the leadership and my parents were told I was not welcome sophomore year because I was practicing witchcraft.

Gotta admit, I truly laughed my ass off when mommy dearest and dear old dad told me about it and proceeded to ground me for the whole summer (but I escaped out my 2nd story bedroom window every night once they went to bed, haha).

anonymous
anonymous
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 11:02 am

C’mon Bob, you are smarter than that. You just described an organized religion. An institution in fact. You did not describe Christianity.

Bob P
Bob P
  anonymous
May 10, 2024 12:14 pm

Good point.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 5:27 pm

Christ founded a Church. The number 12 in Hebrew signifies divine order, authority, and completeness.
It also signifies God’s government on Earth, which is manifested in the twelve tribes of Israel and the twelve apostles who were appointed to establish the Church. Sorry to disappoint y’all, but that means organization.
Come home, Bob and Anon.. Pentecostal Pastor, Alex Jones decided to make his church services more and more like the early Church. Eventually became Catholic and brought most of his congregation with him.

One other thought on Church authority – In what realm can one declare himself a leader?  Legitimate Authority is always passed down, not taken, unless one starts their own separate organization, in which case it is not the original organization.
In a corporation you cannot declare yourself CEO, unless you start the company which is then a unique company, distinct from others. 

In any form of legitimate government you cannot declare yourself leader. You must be elected, appointed, etc. Once you have been given authority, you can then delegate your authority to others.

Moses did not declare himself a leader.  God appointed him and granted him authority.
Moses then, by the power of God delegated some of his authority to Joshua and then the 70 judges – They did not appoint/annoint themselves with authority.

David did not appoint himself as a King.  God did, through Samuel whom He had first given authority.
Elijah was appointed by God and then in turn, appointed Elisha

The Apostles did not appoint themselves as Apostles, The Lord Jesus, God incarnate did that.
They then appointed others, and so-on.
In no Biblical situation does a real prophet/apostle/king, etc., appoint themselves. 

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anon y mous
May 10, 2024 10:02 pm

Sorry, I fell asleep in the second paragraph.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 7:48 pm
Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:29 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:30 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:31 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:31 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:12 am

That must be what he’s shitting out.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:32 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:33 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:33 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:33 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:16 am

Guess the people in those portable toilets weren’t expelling enough hot air.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:34 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:34 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:35 am

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H2O
H2O
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:29 am

yup, it’d make a great urinal.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:35 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:17 am

Is this how most little Norwegians come about?

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
May 10, 2024 11:15 am

Sometimes, and very much so in the past…

But the feminist agenda has REALLY affected that negatively and our birthrate is one of the lowest in the world because of them.

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:13 pm

Feminism , the gift that keeps on giving!
They are capable of being more than this!

david
david
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 12:29 pm

There are no major incidents’ because they are all whites.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 4:02 pm

The Whiteness….so sooooothing…

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:35 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:18 am

I thought you could tell by the look of empty desperation on my face.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:36 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:21 am

I put this to the test, by explaining to my wife, “Sorry, honey, I forgot our anniversary because . . . the ghost of Hitler just shit the bed.”

I’ll be sleeping on the couch for a while.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:36 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 4:04 pm

I’ve always wondered if dwarf women can handle a standard dick or if you have to run shallow?

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Student of History
May 11, 2024 9:25 pm

Both look rather odd to me.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:36 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:37 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:22 am

One thing you apparently can’t do is pass up the snack food.

anonymous
anonymous
  Student of History
May 12, 2024 2:11 pm

A whole year. If he was just trying to lose weight, he could have done that in 3-6 months.

In a year, he could have added muscle mass, definition, and really have stood out.

I mean, good on ya, but if there is nothing you can’t do…do something a bit more impressive.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:37 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:37 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 10, 2024 10:24 am

In fact, the injection caused the plague.

Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:38 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 10, 2024 8:38 am

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