WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a stunning repudiation of Trump’s COVID plan, Biden has announced he will throw out masking, vaccinations, and travel bans and replace them with masking, vaccinations, and travel bans.
“Trump didn’t have a clue,” said Biden to his nose hair trimmer during his bedtime routine. “We’re gonna do it better by continuing to do the exact same thing, but as a Democrat administration. That’s the one thing that’s been missing this whole time.”
