Guest Post by Javier Lopez
Fellow citizens. After our recent get together in bonny Scotland for the COP26 Climate Change fake crisis planning event, we have decided – without consulting the rest of humanity (because we don’t care what you think) – that the time has come to make sunscreen mandatory for all human beings on planet Earth.
And before you ask “But master, how will we know if everyone is wearing their sunscreen? With masks, it was easy to spot the selfish deniers.”
Don’t worry. We’ve thought of everything.
All mandatory sunscreen will come in bright blue so that we know who is compliant and who isn’t. In this way, the gestapo… oops! I mean law enforcement will easily be able to identify and round up any lawbreakers.
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