These people are fucking amateurs. I normally shout my first expletive by 7:00 am. A better survey would be the volume of expletives per day. When I got to work on Monday after a 2 hour and 10 minute commute due to fucking rain and incompetent government fuckwads who can’t clear sewer grates, my staff asked why my voice was hoarse. They thought I was sick. Nope. I had just unleashed tirade after tirade of expletives about drivers and the fucking government on my drive to work. My drive home usually induces even more expletives. 
The average American utters their first curse word of the day at 10:54 am, according to new data.
A study into the everyday stress and frustration of 2,000 Americans aimed to explore how much stress Americans take on and how exactly they deal with it.
Having a bad day? You might be one of the one in four Americans who can’t get past 9 am without cursing most days, while the majority of respondents swear before 11am.
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