FRIDAY FAIL

10 GIFs Reminding You of How Hard Working Out Can Be

Serious? Because I Don't Want to Make Terrible Decisions Like That!

There is No SPF High Enough for Skin Like This

Because the 8-Track Would be a Little too Advanced

You Totally Brought That One on Yourself

The Lesson Here is Never Help Anyone

They're Working on Flambé Right Away, I See

Swimming is Made Safer With the Buddy System

You Have to Jiggle the Handle to Get in and Out, but it Works!

Objects in Sight May be Closer Than They Appear

50 Cent Finally Admits What Happened During That Terrible Pitch

Idiots DO in Fact Have a Single Common Ancestor

You Don't Need a Reason to Act a Fool When You're This Drunk

The Bshoe Withb the Thbree Stribes

Somebody is Getting Evicted From the Trailer Park

Contractors Will Do Exactly the Work You Give Them

When You Wish Upon a Car

The Location of This Story is Really What Makes it Perfect

Bring Your Own Pool Toy for Fun!

Lifting Plates, Lifting Weights!

Well, There's Your Problem Right There

Way to Make Every Fill-Up a Creepy Experience

That's How a Hitch Works, Right?

Somebody Wasn't Fooled by the Ink Pack

Put the Parking Break on, We're Good

Free Parking Seems Like a Terrible Idea Now

Impressive Flip, but Needs to Work on Making Less of a Splash

If Only it Could Keep Your Whole Head Dry...

Helmet Required, but the Front Wheel is Totally Optional

Maybe This One Should Just Stay Out of the Gene Pool

Should Have Taken the Outside Lane

Don't Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out

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FRIDAY FAIL

Round Flat Bread Topped With Disappointment

The Things We Put Through Customs...

Do You All Realize Just How "Chugga-Chugga" You Were "Choo-Choo"-ing?

DON'T. LOOK. DOWN.

A Local Fox Affiliate Learns to be Very Careful With Grammar and Punctuation

Censorship of the Day: A Utah High School is in Hot Water After its Female Students Were Made More "Modest" Through the Magic of Photoshop

Several young women (and this only happened with young women, mind you), were surprised to find this week that their yearbook photos had been altered by Wasatch High School staff to appear more modest. Necklines magically rose up and once bare shoulders are now covered by hack-job Photoshop work.

Even better is the non-apology apology issued by superintendent Terry E. Schoemaker: “We only apologize in the sense that we want to be more consistent with what we’re trying to do in that sense we can help kids better prepare for their future by knowing how to dress appropriately for things.”

Here are a few more of the photos in question, courtesy of MyFox8:

That Bird Left Behind a Work of Art

One Happy Shopping Cart

Boston's Logan International Airport is Insisting This Flaming Plane is a Part of a Safety Drill

Of course, passengers at the airport weren’t informed of this drill ahead of time, leading to some very anxious civilians (including Travel Channel’s Andrew Zimmern).

Is That the HOV Lane?

Something Tells Me This Won't Help Your Potassium Problem

No Reproductions Here

Perfect Spin, Perfect Landing

Punctuation is Especially Important to Those Who Served Our Country

So, That's Probably Awesome, Right?

What Are You Getting at, Sign?

How Would You Like Your Breakfast Slop?

Two Rooms of Doom, Like That Old Motown Song

Netflix Has Been Mixing and Matching Their Summaries in the Most Hilarious Bug of the Week

The Very Picture of Safety

Death Traps on the Go!

Death Traps on the Go!

Friendly Neighborhood Wbe-Slninger

Twerk the Landing, That's What Mom Always Said

Don't Worry, Nobody Will Notice

It's Going to be a Warm Wind, too

Please Do Not Disturb the Street Performers

You Will Know Them by Their Jewels

As if Eating Cup Noodle Wasn't Disappointing Enough to Begin With

High Elves Are Weak to Bavarian Engineering

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FRIDAY FAIL

Ignore the Police Cars Around the Back

There's an Allegory About Male Puberty in Here Somewhere

Don't Mind Me, Just Dropping in

Are You Even Trying Anymore?

Nothing Like Failing the Last Part of the Exam

And The Guy With "MURDER" Tattooed on His Neck Was Charged With... Murder.

From the New York Daily News:A Kansas man charged with first-degree murder is afraid the tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word “murder” across his neck might prejudice a jury, so he is asking for a professional tattoo artist to remove or cover it up.

Prosecutors say they aren’t opposed to Jeffrey Chapman covering his tattoo, but Barton County’s sheriff says he’s against transporting Chapman to a licensed tattoo facility — the only places tattoo artists are allowed to practice under Kansas law.

No Teenagers in This Competition?

Once You Stare Into the Abyss...

A Trick as Old as Time

It's Not a Holster

The Classic "Derping Dog" Position

Maybe Adding a Little Relish Will Smooth Things Out?

We Would Truly be Lost Without This Bike Lane

No Man is Strong Enough for This Twist-Top

Only in America Could an Accidental Refill Cost You Your Job

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Must Have Been a Tough One to Find

We Lost a Good Caboose That Day

How is This Not a "National Lampoon" Movie Already?

Phrasing, Fox News, Phrasing

"Who's the Champ? This Guy."

Your Nice Car Can't Save You From Freshly-Laid Concrete

As if Clipping to His Shirt Was an Option

Leave Trust Falls to the Professionals

You're Kidding Me

Let's Just Say This Bunny Had to Inform All the Neighbors When He Moved in

Need That Extra-Long Wheel Base?

Reports Say it Will be a Gas

Cable Customer Service in a Nutshell

Gif of the Day: Remove One Tree and Another Takes its Place

While the Real News is Going On, CNN Has Other Plans

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OBAMACARE MAKES THE EDSEL LOOK LIKE A SMASHING SUCCESS

Guest Post by Monty Pelerin

The Edsel Lives

ford_edselObamaCare is government’s answer to Ford Motor Company’s Edsel.

For those too young to know, the Edsel (pictured to the right) is considered by many to be the worst business decision ever. This determination was not limited to the automobile industry but to any US industry. Truth be told, it probably wasn’t that bad a decision, at least ex ante.

edselfrontThe preliminary market data arguably was as thorough as done for any product introduction. Unfortunately for Ford, market demand shifted to smaller, high mileage cars as the Edsel debuted. The fact that its grill was referred to as looking like someone sucking on a lemon did not help.

Ford quickly realized its mistake and discontinued the Edsel. The Obama Administration should take note and recall their version of the Edsel. But that is highly unlikely.

Just as Obama raised Jimmy Carter’s status in the rankings of presidents, his pet program has displaced the Edsel as the most horrible product decision ever made.

Politico provided a list of some of the delays in this dysfunctional product: 

Working backward, here’s a brief history of some of the most prominent Obamacare delays:

March 25: Final enrollment deadline extended. The March 31 deadline — the end of enrollment for 2014 — will be loosened for people with special sign-up circumstances.

(Also on POLITICO: Full health care policy coverage)

March 14: High-risk pools extended. The special, temporary coverage for people with serious pre-existing conditions — which was supposed to last only until the health insurance exchanges were in place — was extended a third time for another month.

Feb. 10: Employer mandate delayed. This time, businesses with between 50 and 100 workers were given until 2016 to offer coverage, and the mandate will be phased in for employers with more than 100 workers.

Jan. 14: High-risk pools extended. The high-risk insurance pools, which originally had been slated to close Jan. 1, had already been extended once.

Dec. 24: Enrollment deadline extended. In a message on HealthCare.gov, customers were told they could get help finishing their Jan. 1 applications if they were already in line on Dec. 24.

(PHOTOS: 25 unforgettable Obamacare quotes)

Dec. 12: Enrollment deadline extended. Customers on the federal enrollment website were given nearly two more weeks to sign up for coverage effective Jan. 1.

Nov. 27: Small Business Health Options Program (known as SHOP) delayed. Online enrollment for the federal health insurance exchanges for small businesses was delayed.

Nov. 21: Open enrollment delayed for 2015. The administration pushed back next year’s enrollment season by a month.

July 2: Employer mandate delayed. The administration declared that it wouldn’t enforce the fines in 2014 for businesses with more than 50 full-time workers who don’t offer health coverage. The fines were pushed back to 2015.

(Also on POLITICO: Honey, I shrunk the mandate)

Nov. 15, 2012: Exchange deadline delayed. The Department of Health and Human Services gave states an extra month to decide whether they would set up their own health insurance exchanges — a decision it announced just one day before the original deadline.

Had the Edsel been a government program, the Edsel would still be around today. Hubris and taxpayer funds will ensure that termination of the government’s Edsel will not occur.

In many respects, it is unfair to compare ObamaCare with the Edsel. The Edsel actually was what it purported to be — a car that ran. It died because people voted against it in the marketplace. Value, price and quality did not measure up. Ford Motor Company did not want to continue to underwrite a loser.

ObamaCare is a disaster. It does not work and it cannot be made to work. Were it worth anything, people would be willing to sign up for it. Unfortunately, it has little value, less than what people are forced to pay. That is why you the force of law must be used to get people to sign up. But even with the threats of fines, other coercive actions and massive advertising, there is little interest.

In comparison, the original Edsel ran circles around this dysfunctional monstrosity.

(Forgive me, Ford, for insulting your Edsel by including it in a story about ObamaCare.)