You know those terrible “Flatizzas” Subway makes? After ordering one without the sauce (because “I can’t eat that stuff”), Bevalente Michette Hall called the police. She was later jailed for three minutes on a $2,000 bail for her efforts.
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Friday fail is epic. Love the bunk bed guy and the melted outhouse
I gotta go with fatty on the swingset, I think he dented the dirt too.
That’s me on the ladder. Building my tree house.
AWD’s contribution to Friday fial
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I love the older lady wearing the ‘Putin is my sex slave’ shirt.
I feel better now thanks
Bic Lighter
Bob and Ralph were fishing on the Newfoundland
shoreline when Bob pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Ralph for a light.
‘Yah, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,’
Ralph replied with a Newfoundland accent,
and then reaching into his tackle box,
he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
‘Holy shit, man!’ exclaimed Bob,
taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands.
‘Where’d yew git dat monster?’
‘Well,’ replied Ralph, ‘I got it from my Genie.’
‘You haff a Genie?’ Bob asked.
‘Yah, shure. It’s right here in my tackle box,’ says Ralph.
‘Could I see him?’
Ralph opens his tackle box and sure enough,
out pops the Genie.
Addressing the Genie, Bob says,
‘Hey dere! I’m a good buddy of your master.
Will you grant me one wish?’
‘Yes, I will,’ says the Genie.
So Bob asks the Genie for a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving
Bob sitting there waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the Newfoundland sky darkens and is
filled with the sound of a million ducks….
flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Bob yells at Ralph,
‘What the hell? I asked for a million bucks,
not a million ducks!’
Ralph answers, ‘Yah, I forgot to tell yew dat da
Genie is hard of hearing.
Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?’