Submitted by Austrian Peter
Guest Post by Laura K
King Charles says there is a totally legitimate reason why he was taking six-figure payments from an Australian businessman called Anthony Pratt, you’re just not allowed to know what it is. Charles explained he told the billionaire to stop paying him before he became king because he “didn’t want the appearance of anything” like corruption, for example.
This was obviously a sensible move. Charles had already agreed to knight Saudi billionaire Mahfouz Marei Mubarak and help him get British citizenship in exchange for money. This is because Charles is so poor, he lives in 27 council houses on state benefits and needs all the help he can get.
Thankfully, Charles proved he was innocent of wrongdoing by letting his servant Michael Fawcett take the blame and sacking him. Personally, I would have beaten Fawcett with a polo mallet and fed him to the corgis to send out a message.
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