BRIAN WILLIAMS – PUPPY SAVER & CHRISTMAS TREE BANDIT VICTIM?

When did misremember become a real word?

 

Via The New York Post

Brian Williams also told iffy tales of rescuing puppies from fires

Long before he was caught lying about his chopper being forced down by enemy fire in Iraq, Brian Williams boasted how he bravely rescued a terrified puppy from a house fire.

Or maybe it was two puppies.

The truth-challenged NBC anchor told dueling versions of his supposed heroics as a teenage volunteer firefighter with the Old Village Fire Company in Middletown, NJ.

In October 2011, Williams waxed rhapsodic about how his dad took him to fires.

“I remember one such house fire . . . conducting a search on my hands and knees, when I felt something warm, squishy and furry on the floor of a closet,” Williams said.

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IGNORANT LYING BITCH

Do they send central bankers to a special school where they learn to lie without blinking an eye? Food prices are skyrocketing. Natural gas prices are skyrocketing. Oil prices are skyrocketing. Healthcare costs are skyrocketing. Tuition is skyrocketing. Rents are at all-time highs. At least wages are falling, so we got that going for us.

This lying bitch has the balls to stand in front of the American people and declare that inflation is evolving in line with her expectations. What a load of horseshit. Inflation is now running at 6% on an annual basis and over 8% in the last two months. The fucking stock market soars to new highs based on the lies of this bitch. What a warped fucked up country we live in.

 

Those Soaring Food And Gas Prices? The Fed Has A Name For Them: “Noise”

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 Don’t worry about the surging food and gas prices you face each and every day… Janet Yellen says “it’s just noise” and is actually “evolving exactly as they expected.” It is this kind of mind-blowingly ignorant of the facts statement that has the central banks of the world losing more and more credibility (just take a look at the dot plot’s 0.5 to 4.25% rate expectations for 2015). The following exchange between Yellen and Liesman is simply priceless in its ignorance.

 

This looks like a trend to us…

 

But no – The Fed says its transitory and exactly what they expected…

 

LIESMAN:

There’s every reason to expect, Madam Chair, that the PCE inflation rate, which is followed by the Fed, looks likely to exceed your 2016 consensus forecast next week. Does this suggest that the Federal Reserve is behind the curve on inflation? And what tolerance is there for higher inflation at the Federal Reserve? And if it’s above the 2 percent target, then how is that not kind of blowing through a target the same way you blew through the 6.5 percent unemployment target, in that they become these soft targets? Thanks.

YELLEN:

So I think recent readings on, for example, the CPI index have been a bit on the high side, but I think it’s — the data that we’re seeing is noisy. [ZH: What noise?]

 

I think it’s important to remember that, broadly speaking, inflation is evolving in line with the committee’s expectations.

 

The committee has expected a gradual return in inflation toward its 2 percent objective. [ZH – It’s already there!!!!!] And I think the recent evidence we have seen, abstracting from the noise, suggests that we are moving back gradually over time toward our 2 percent objective and I see things roughly in line with where we expected inflation to be.

 

I think if you look at the SEP projections that were submitted this time, you see very little change in inflation projections of the committee. [ZH: Because you are all ignorant!!]

Still believe The Fed has inflation all under control?

TIMMY GEITHNER – LYING PIECE OF SHIT

He is a lying piece of shit. The system was not burning down. Wall Street oligarchs were going to lose their wealth. The deposits in the banks were safe. David Stockman and other honest men tell the truth. This scumbag continues to perpetuate lies.

WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER DO THAN WATCH OBAMA TONIGHT CONTEST

Tonight the Liar in Chief will enter the Den of Thieves and Dullards and spew propaganda, lies and misinformation to a wilfully ignorant populace. The corporate mainstream media mouthpieces will dutifully report this drivel and instruct the ignorant masses how they should think and feel about the crap they just heard. There are 115 million households in the country. Only 27 million tuned in to last year’s State of the Union address. That was down from 31 million in 2011, 34 million in 2010, and 37 million in 2009. Do you sense a trend? I will go out on a limb and predict that under 25 million households will tune in tonight. This means that 80% of the people in the country don’t give a flying fuck what Obama has to say.

I will not watch one moment of this farce. I started thinking of things I’d rather do than watch this egotistical douchebag blather on about jobs, green energy, and protecting the children from guns. Maybe the entire student body of Sandy Hill Elementary can sing Hail to the Chief.

I’d rather stick a pin into my eyeball than watch Obama tonight.

I’d rather have my teeth cleaned by Zell than watch Obama tonight.

I’d rather have sex with Hillary Clinton than watch Obama tonight. Maybe that is going too far. If Bill won’t do it, who would?

I’d rather eat a giant cockroach than watch Obama tonight.

If you can think up something more creative to do you can win the contest.

The winner gets to experience the pleasure of free Obamacare for the rest of their lives starting in 2014.