No, I didn’t win shit. I didn’t even get one number correct. Looks like I will have to double down and buy 4 tickets. The pot will now be One Billion dollahs!
I guess half would go to taxes. So, the question is; — What would you do with $500,000,000 dollars?
Me;
— $100 million goes in the bank — some combo of cash and gold — so, I can live comfortably for the rest of my feeble life
— I’m spending the other $400 million. Goddamned right I am. The first $100m on loved ones. Then $1.98 on friends. “Charity” isn’t getting jack-shit. And the other $299,999,998.02 on me. Me. Me. Boomerfuk me!
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Other: We had several showings yesterday, spaced apart so that we were effectively “locked out” for the whole day. Pleasant surprise. Can’t believe this many people are looking in friggin January. We have two more showings today.
One guy came back on Friday, this time with his wife, for a second visit. The first time he stayed for one hour. This time they stayed for two hours!! They really like the house. BUT ….. there’s always a fucking ‘but’ …. the wife is hyper-sensitive to smoke … and she smelled smoke. Jeezus.
Do, I smoke in the house? Yes, but ONLY in the kitchen, next to the open window, and with the doors closed to the other rooms. Also, Ms. Freud burns candles every now and then. We asked several people yesterday if they can smell any smoke. All of them said no.
Whatever. So, when Home Depot opens this morning I’ll be there. Gonna rent a carpet cleaner, and shampoo and sanitize every room upstairs. Then, I’m going to wash down all the walls AND ceiling with a water/vinegar/baking soda formula. Then I’m gonna piss in the corner of each room. All that should take care of the smoke smell.
Who the fuck cares, right? I do!! That’s why I’m buying FIVE fucking Powerballs today. I’m sick of this shit.
