Just in time for Christmas …. Satanists in Oklahoma want to erect a Satanic Monument right next to The Ten Commandments.
GASP!!! Chriss-chuns, Joos, and Mooslims everywhere are ready to proclaim “The End Is Near!!”.
I don’t know if it will contain the same Commandments as the Georgia Guidestones. Let’s assume they will. Here are the Satanic Commandments … with my brief comments.
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1 – Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
—– OK. 500m seems a little low. I’m OK with 1 Billion … as long as myself and loved ones are Chosen.
2- Guide reproduction wisely – improving fitness and diversity.
—– Not OK. I freak out whenever I see “diversity”. And I don’t like rubbers. Can’t open ’em in time.
3- Unite humanity with a living new language.
—– Not OK. Unless it’s Klingon, a beautiful language. Other than that, it’s a pipe-dream bullshit goal.
4- Rule passion – faith – tradition – and all things with tempered reason.
—- OK. Tempered Reason is The One Big Thing that’s missing ……. from religious people.
5- Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
—- OK!!! I love Satanists for this reason alone.
6- Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
—- Not OK!! Last fuckin’ thing we need! I ain’t lettin’ no fuckin’ Chinks determine my fate.
7- Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
— OK!!! I love Satanists for this reason alone. Can we start by shooting everyone in CONgress?
8- Balance personal rights with social duties.
—- Not OK. Legislating “social duties” generally fails big time. Blow me. Start with that duty.
9- Prize truth – beauty – love – seeking harmony with the infinite.
—- WTF? Why are Satanists mentioning “the infinite”?? What is truth?
10 – Be not a cancer on the Earth – leave room for nature.
—- WTF? I have no idea what the fuck this means.
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As the title indicates, I am 100% in favor of Satanists having their own dumb-ass laws/statue right next to the Ten Commandments. What say you? How Libertarian are you, really?
