Don’t Tread On Anyone: New Design + Tyranny Quotes

​Do you believe all people are equal and should be treated accordingly? Do you believe no one has the authority to dictate how you spend your short time on this beautiful blue marble? Congratulations! You are a dangerous extremist, with a pernicious respect for human life that must be stamped out at all costs.

Maybe one day you’ll come to reason and realize how dearly the world needs a cabal of isolated, ultrarich autocrats who call all the shots. But until that day comes, you’ll continue to preach the virtues of just letting people be.

That means you’ll support reprehensible pie-in-the-sky causes such as permitting people to leave their homes despite the media’s valiant attempts at fear mongering, love other people even if they share similar body parts to their own, and own psychoactive plants without fear of getting locked in a giant cage full of murderers.

Who knows? You may even advocate in favor of the United States government obeying its own Constitution. Frankly, there’s nothing a loony like you could do that would surprise us.

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Dr. Fauci Lies: New Design + Tyranny Quotes

Before we dive into the tyranny quotes, let us first ask: Is the United States government tyrannical? Not constantly, no. It is awfully good of the police to arrest perpetrators of property crimes, when they are allowed to, and we’d certainly be happy to see the Coast Guard if we just flipped the official Libertas Bella catamaran 12 miles off the coast of Naples Beach.

In all fairness, perhaps a government can be tyrannical for the right reasons sometimes. We’re sure a lot of the kids in those concentration camps had direct lines to Hirohito himself.

People who feel obligated to defend the largest and most powerful organization on the face of the planet ought to consider that an abusive father can still make his kids macaroni and cheese for dinner after he has spent the past half hour throwing empty liquor bottles at them. But they’re probably more concerned about getting the taste of boot polish out of their mouths.

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