Special Training For Westcoaster

We’ve has many articles here about Trump.  Very few, if any, about Bernie.  Why? Because 99% of us here understand that Bernie Sanders is a commie loonie fit only for the fires of hell.

Loonie Westcoaster — of crapola “vote your best interests” fame — is our lone thorn in our sides.  So, this is posted in hopes that he will edumacate hisself. It’s a long article because it needs to be.  Westcoaster’s brain damage is severe after all these years of only using the Lefty side of his brain.

Don’t nobody hold their breath.  Most retardation is incurable. Nevertheless, let us pray for his recovery. Should this counseling effort fail, I suggest our next step in dealing with him is to incorporate the Amish practice of “shunning” … both for his benefit, and ours.

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Bernie Sanders is the Worst Presidential Candidate in History, and You and All Your Friends are Idiots

Bernie Sanders is the Worst Presidential Candidate in History, and You and All Your Friends are Idiots

Dear Bernie Sanders supporters: Wake the fuck up.

Sorry to be so blunt, but like any reasonable American, I have been disgusted and appalled as America’s answer to V.I. Lenin continues to gain strength in the polls. Your so-called “populist” movement is a slap in the face to the Democratic establishment that has served us so well over the last few decades, and the idea of giving up on the theory of incremental progress for such a fundamental change makes me want to vomit in the street. (In a poor neighborhood, not my own.)

I don’t get it, guys. I’m really confused here. The mainstream media has done a wonderful job of showing exactly why and how Bernie’s candidacy is flawed, but for some reason, people won’t listen to common sense.

My intent is not to insult anyone, but I believe that Sanders’ constituency is made up entirely of aspirational nutjobs—mostly lazy, entitled, poor, indebted millennials—who don’t realize that our political choices should be based on fear and cynicism. They need to get with the program, and fast. Maybe the Washington Post and New York Times screwed up by highlighting the idiotic nature of Bernie’s candidacy one issue at a time, but I won’t make that mistake. I’m going to list them all, item by item, and lay waste to this annoying communist and his dense apparatchiks once and for all.

As the Marxist messiah himself would say, enough is enough.

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