HOW TO GET RICH IN PHILADELPHIA

Michael Nutter, the mayor of Philadelphia, signed a tough new anti-gun law in 2008. He severely restricted a citizen’s ability to buy a gun. It seems he now has a bit of a problem. Philadelphia is averaging a murder per day so far in 2012. People are getting gunned down like it’s a PS3 game. So he’s got a brilliant solution. Philadelphia is offering $20,000 to anyone who turns in a murderer. What an opportunity. Driving through West Philly every day gives me ample opportunity to generate some extra cash. At the current rate of murders, I’m bound to witness two or three in the next year. Sounds like easy money.

These are the solutions that come from Democratic politicians that have ruined every urban area in the country. Let’s assess the brilliance of the Democratic rule of Philadelphia since 1950. You start to dish out entitlements to the poor voters, like welfare and low income housing. You raise taxes on the workers and the businesses to pay for the entitlements. The workers and businesses leave the city for the suburbs, leaving only the poor people. You double the entitlements so you can continue to get their votes. You raise taxes even more on the productive people. More productive people flea the city. All that remain are the poor, ignorant and criminal. As the pie continues to shrink, the scum start killing each other. What’s left of the good people scramble to get out of the city before it’s too late. You ban the sale of hand guns to law abiding citizens so that only the criminals are armed. You now have chaos and wholesale slaughter on a daily basis. Nutter’s solution will be to hire more police and throw more money at the “problem”. The next Phila budget will require more taxes to pay for his new solution. Do you think it’ll work?

Here is a chart showing gun sales in the U.S. since 2002. Do you see a trend?   

This chart is from the FBI. Do you see a trend?

This figure is a line graph that presents trends in the estimated number of violent crimes for the Nation from 2006 through 2010.  In 2006, there were 1,435,123 violent crimes.  In 2007, there were 1,422,970 violent crimes.  In 2008, there were 1,394,461 violent crimes.  In 2009, there were 1,325,896 violent crimes.  In 2010, there were 1,246,248 violent crimes.  The figure is based on statistics from Table 1.

Criminals tend to think twice if they believe the person they are about to commit a crime against happens to be holding a gun. When will do-gooder liberal Democratic douchebags ever get it? An armed citizenry is the best deterrent to crime. Nutter is a Nut. His $20,000 bounty will result in more murders. Anyone turning in someone for murder will likely become the next victim in Killadelphia.

Nutter plans $20,000 bounty for tips leading to slaying arrests

BY DAVID GAMBACORTA
Philadelphia Daily News

THE NUMBERS tell you that the city is back to where it was four and five years ago, back to a murder or two a day and an incomprehensible number of shootings.

Faced with that grim reality, Mayor Nutter yesterday announced at a news conference at Strawberry Mansion High School that the city is, in so many words, now throwing the kitchen sink at its crime problems.

There was no clever, catchall nickname for the assortment of initiatives, just a clear sense that city leaders are ready to try anything to escape being forever known as “Killadelphia.”

One initiative that Nutter said he hopes will be a “major game-changer” simply involves cash: $20,000 for tips that lead to the arrest and conviction of a murder suspect, and $500 for information that leads to the arrest and conviction of thugs who carry or sell illegal guns.

“To every criminal out there, I just put a $20,000 bounty on your head,” Nutter said. “We are coming for you. We will find you. People will give up that information.”

The mayor said he had set aside $500,000 in the city’s budget to fund the reward program.

He discussed other plans:

* Doubling the city’s contribution to the district attorney’s witness-assistance program to $400,000 – an announcement that called to mind the cold-blooded murder earlier this week of North Philly store clerk Rosemary Fernandez Rivera, who had given police information about another slaying.

* Boosting the Police Department’s overtime budget – perhaps by a few million dollars, according to Police Commissioner Charles Ramsey – so that cops can work extra hours in the city’s most violent neighborhoods.

* Hiring 100 police recruits for a class that would start training at the Police Academy in June, coming on the heels of the 120 recruits scheduled to graduate from the academy in March.

* Establishing a program that would enable residents to text anonymous tips and crime photos to police.

* Expanding a Commerce Department corridor-improvement program to put surveillance cameras in residential neighborhoods and other public spaces.

And that wasn’t all.

Nutter noted that although the Pennsylvania Crime Code calls for people caught carrying illegal weapons to get up to seven years in jail, many offenders in the city often get off with a slap on the wrist – a couple of months in the slammer and a little probation.

He and D.A. Seth Williams said they want to make sure the stiffest penalties are being enforced by the courts, but were vague on how that might happen.

Nutter said the city also would establish a Gun Stat program that would bring together cops, prosecutors, prisons, and probation and parole officials to focus on closely tracking those who commit gun crimes.

Temple University criminologist Jerry Ratcliffe, who has helped the Police Department develop crime-fighting strategies, said “the more-specific, focused strategies have the best chance of succeeding. . . . It’s a good chance to try something new.”

 

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KaD
KaD
January 27, 2012 3:04 pm

“An armed citizenry is the best deterrent to crime.”

Yes, that and laws that support the right of the citizenry to defend themselves. Nobody should have to worry about going to jail for shooting some shitbag with a mile long record who threatens them at work or home.

Persnickety
Persnickety
January 27, 2012 3:05 pm

I like this part especially:

““To every criminal out there, I just put a $20,000 bounty on your head,” Nutter said. “We are coming for you. We will find you. People will give up that information.”
The mayor said he had set aside $500,000 in the city’s budget to fund the reward program.”

So, choose A or B:
A) The mayor believes that this program will catch, at most, 25 murderers, which might catch all the murderers in February, if the cold weather is also a deterrent to murder that month. January and March-December, you’re on your own.
B) The mayor is incapable of budgeting.
C) All of the above.

AWD
AWD
January 27, 2012 3:14 pm

Criminal politicians, especially democrats favorite saying “just spend more money” Logic, common sense, intelligence, ethics and morals don’t make much difference. The same shit is going on in Chicago, and every other corrupt city in the U.S.

I’m sure as hell glad I don’t live in Killadelphia. Wait till the free shit runs out and the SNAP cards don’t work any more.

This cracked me up…

“Doughnut Crime Scene” It seemed interesting to me that these three elements came together at the same time: a crime scene, cops and douhnuts. Very ironic. 3 people shot 1601 Pratt in the 15th police district. Police at the scene of a doughnut shop on Pratt near Frankford. One of the 3 people might be the shooter.

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SSS
SSS
January 27, 2012 3:26 pm

Admin

Do you plan on making a daily visit to a city post office to view all the Wanted posters? 20 grand a pop could add up fast.

And your big city newspapers back East love to look down their noses on Arizonans as a bunch of redneck, out-of-control cowboys who can’t show the President the “proper respect.” Fuck them.

SSS
SSS
January 27, 2012 3:31 pm

Come to Arizona, Mayor Nutter. We’ll let you know what we think about your administration of Philly.

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Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
January 27, 2012 3:49 pm

I just cannot believe the delusional and just plain mean thinking on this site sometimes.

GUNS kill people because without GUNS, people would not be killing people. I mean, these people weren’t killed with machetes or a hammer to the head. No, you right wing, redneck, mouth breathers, they were killed with GUNS.

Therefore, if there are less GUNS, there will be less violent crime, duh.

You guys are just such haters of the poor. Talk about blame the victim!!!! There are some people in our society that just cannot make it day to day without the government helping them. How selfish must you be to deny these poor people basic necessities like food and housing. I hope you go home from work and look at your nice house in your nice neighborhood and eat a nice big meal that you cooked yourself and be thankful you are so lucky. I mean, it is only through a lucky break that you are in your own home and not Section 8 housing.

Personal acheivement, personal responsibility and delayed gratification have NOTHING to do with one’s success in life. That is something a bunch of dead white men in the racist and imperialistic Western culture would say. How typically selfish of you guys to begrudge these poor people even a chance in life because they don’t share YOUR values!

No wonder there is so much violence in Philly. These people are merely acting out their historical aggression against the predominantly white, colonial and Judeo-Christian slave master culture in which they live.

You guys need to extend the hand of friendship and understanding to them, identify with their struggles and share your incredible wealth with them. Not flee the city at the first sign of violence! These people are only violent because YOU have held them down.

So I am voting Democrat from here on out because only the Democrat party cares about the little people.

SSS
SSS
January 27, 2012 3:58 pm

Nice rant, Hope.

I’m sure this is how you made everyone feel (not).

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Pirate Jo
Pirate Jo
January 27, 2012 4:09 pm

Awwwwwwww, what a cute little puppy. If I came home and my dog was making that face, I’d start looking for a pile of poop somewhere.

AWD
AWD
January 27, 2012 4:18 pm

Hope has had a great week. The sarcasm, a mechanism to release anger/frustration, has been dripping from her keyboard daily.

I’ve been going to McShit’s all week, looking for sex, after having read this article about a lady who was arrested at McShit’s for offering “sexual favors” in exchange for chicken McNuggets. Who says free enterprise is dead?

Police: woman offered sexual favors in exchange for McNuggets

January 16, 2012

A Los Angeles woman was arrested after she offered sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets, Burbank police said.

Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers’ car doors in the drive-thru of McDonald’s on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, asking for free chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors, Officer Joshua Kendrick said.

A man told police Baseer approached him but he refused the offer.

Baseer was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of prostitution

http://www.burbankleader.com/the818now/tn-818-0116-police-woman-offered-sexual-favors-in-exchange-for-mcnuggets,0,7466911.story

AKAnon
AKAnon
January 27, 2012 4:26 pm

Those two charts say a mouthful. The correlation between lawful citizens’ gun rights and reduced crime, and vice versa, has been borne out in every part of the country. For the gun-grabbers to deny it is simply ludicrous. Or rather, it is ideology. If you want to reduce violent crime, let citizens defend themselves.

avalon
avalon
January 27, 2012 4:26 pm

Is it me, or is that video you posted on Temple’s campus similar to what police do to Occupiers? According to the site, they were just high school kids and one of them was hit by the cop on the bike. The kid said something to the cop, and the cop came back and harrassed him. This led to the kid being arrested and the cop pulling his gun. This all started because the cop hit the kid right? Um, maybe the cop should have just apologized….

Robmu1
Robmu1
January 27, 2012 4:29 pm

Admin – use an assumed name after you witness your next murder – Tuesday/Wednesday at the latest.

Stucky
Stucky
January 27, 2012 4:32 pm

“Yeah. Gimme a large Coke, Fries, and a McBlowjob please.”
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howard in nyc
howard in nyc
January 27, 2012 4:45 pm

that’s what i’m talking about. ignore my comment on the other thread, hope. awesome!

AWD
AWD
January 27, 2012 5:21 pm

McShit’s food has multiple addictive compounds in it. Why the hell else would anybody eat that crap? McNugget addiction is no laughing matter, women willing to sell their bodies for a box of nuggets.

The only problem is, the sexual favors you get off McNugget addicts comes from 350lb’ers. I’d rather puke up some Mcnuggets….

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Muck About
Muck About
January 27, 2012 5:57 pm

@Hope frozen at Zero K: Your rants this week have been superb! There is yellow and green drools of sarc draining off the bottom of my screen after every comment. I’ve enjoyed every one!

I’ve gone to laying a rag down the length of my iMac just to catch it as it tends to etch the glass covering my desktop!

MA

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
January 27, 2012 7:21 pm

@Muck: OOh, does that mean you are really one of those cockroachy aliens???? Arrgh, I will have to sleep with my light s on for a MONTH if that is the case, those aliens freaked me out so bad.

Okay, here’s more sarc. I thought of this on the way home.

“The reason that you posted that graph of murders declining with increasing gun ownership is because the white power structure has stopped counting the murders/assaults of minorities and the alternative gender people. Because you guys really don’t care about those people because you guys are really bad people and should be shot with all the guns.”

What is really funny,, in a tragic farcical kind of way, is that there are really people who believe this stuff…..I shit you not.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
January 27, 2012 7:26 pm

@AWD: Hey, this morning I ate one of McD’s yogurt/fruit cups and it was actually quite good. Lots of fresh fruit, the yogurt was tasty and there was a little packet of yummy granola. About 300 calories and it held me to lunchtime!!! The coffee was freshly brewed and I only had one creamer in it, no suger. So McD’s isn’t all bad…..

I asked the lady at the window how many a day that they sold and she said I was the first customer of the day, it was 6:50 am…..

Pirate Jo
Pirate Jo
January 27, 2012 7:31 pm

Chicken McNuggets, whatever. Clearly these people have never tried the fries. MMMMMM!! I limit myself to once every couple of months, but I love those fuckers. They don’t even need ketchup, but a chocolate malt … well.

Petey
Petey
January 27, 2012 7:40 pm

Apparently HZK hasn’t been “satisfied” in a while…

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
January 27, 2012 7:45 pm

@Petey: Okay, I’ll play.

You have obviously NEVER met Mr. HZK. If you had, bucko, you would never even think of asking me that question.

Asshole.

@Pirate Jo: Yes, I admit it. Those McD fries are a guilty pleasure. Like the Sonic onion rings every 6 months or so….shush, don’t tell AWD, he’ll post some of those horrible pix of those horrible fat people…..

Punk in Drublic
Punk in Drublic
January 27, 2012 8:54 pm

Admin, that home town of yours is full of crazy people, and murderers apparently. Your posts about actual laws and initiatives put forth by Phillie read like they are right out of the twilight zone.

This wouldn’t have any sort of connection with your last post, about not being allowed to ask about criminal records on job applications, would it? After all, Its not as if being convicted of murder should have any consequences.

Here’s whats happening in my neck of the woods… The governor is threatening to shut schools down on May 1st. Everyone has been wondering if he even has the authority to do it, he doesn’t care if he can’t do it cause he’s a maverick, he says crazy shit all the time. This is the first time I heard the word default connected to the situation. Should get pretty interesting come spring time, they must be expecting bupkis for tax revenue.

“LePage Reiterates Threat to Close Schools if Medicaid Cuts not Approved”

“LePage attempted to redirect the lawmakers’ attention to a single point. “On April 1st, the state of Maine will default, it will not have money to pay the fourth quarter of 2012 Medicaid payments,” LePage said.

That means Maine would have three full months left in the fiscal year. Under those circumstances, LePage told the Appropriations Committee he would be left with two options.

“I will be calling you back and asking you to give the GPA money so that I don’t have to close nursing homes and we will probably close schools, ” he said. “Or by Feb. 1st, you give me curtailment orders so I can start saving money. This is not normal politics, this not rhetoric.” “

DaveL
DaveL
January 27, 2012 9:37 pm

Definition of Entreprenuer…Hiring a hitman in Philadelphia. Paying him 10 grand to knock someone off, and then turning him in for 20 grand. Hmmm.

Punk in Drublic
Punk in Drublic
January 28, 2012 10:44 am

The government’s ability to extend and pretend is amazing. I guess its easy when you write the laws and the only thing people are concerned with is maintaining a flow of cash, but even still, it it like a slow motion trainwreck. They can make 2 + 2 = 5 for a lot longer than even a smart and well informed person like Merideth Whitney would expect.

What the hell happened with California? The term Financial Armageddon was tossed out every other month. Today, not a peep. Hollywood wouldn’t be pushing for SOPA if they weren’t desperate for the revenue that is being “stolen” by piracy. Even the beautiful people are feeling the crunch, which I think is a symptom of a hidden collapse. I know the state’s economy is as imbalanced and stupidly run as before, so what gives?

Thunderbird
Thunderbird
January 28, 2012 12:00 pm

What else can you expect from Mayor Nutter? He is a product of those that elected him; is he not? A population where criminal thinking is in the majority? If he lobbied for all the people to carry a gun and passed a law to this effect what would probably happen is all the criminals would end up dead and he would not longer have a job because his voting majority would be dead. What an upsidedown world we live in.