I probably should have listened a little more carefully when I was asked to be a judge for the next Little Miss Muffin-Top. However, if I have to suffer then so do you. Who wears the crown…which will probably be too small.
If there is anything better than a reverse sleeper hold followed up by 2 for $10 frozen pizzas, I haven’t found it yet.
When you’re ruining the images and beauty of wild animals for children everywhere do you prefer the stretched out cheetah skin or the bottom half of a giraffe?
I feel like we’re casting our own Hillbilly reality show right now. So which of these two should be the star?
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