WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Rock on old dude. He definitely hit the point of f*ck it and I’m loving it.

77

Hello! McFly! The 80’s called and said to keep their clothes since eventually that idiotic style will come back to become relevant again.

74

I’m scared…a little confused…mainly terrified though. Lookin’ like Cindy Lou Who on a Scarface-sized pile of cocaine.

73

Someone please explain to this guy how to properly use the belt he has on, I just don’t have the time or energy for his bullshit right now.

76

I see you went with the family size serving of bottom biscuits today…

69

Sure everyone loves their comfy clothes they get to lounge around in at home. The never match but we go for comfort not style. The big catch there is most of us keep that stuff at home and don’t rock it out in public. Not my cup of tea but maybe you guys can tell us “Who Wears it Better?”

72

Just in case you were wondering what could add to the awesomeness of a guy in a mustache with 2 chains lying on top of a lightning bolt double eagle shirt, the answer is he is also a squirrel master. So just know nothing you do today or for the rest of your life will end up being as cool as this dude right now.

67

Happy Veterans Day to all those who proudly served to protect our rights and freedom to dress like this.

65

Nothing like a little sibling scuffle in the middle of Walmart to remind you to go ahead and grab those condoms before you leave the store.

66

If you are too old to wear footie pajamas, then you definitely should not be wearing them in public…on a Monday…at 5 PM…with your bff…who also happens to be in her pajamas.

62

I don’t know why you’re surprised, pimps like to take rides in limos too. Just gotta keep it slow so you don’t spill the Cognac, ain’t that right Pinky?

63

That’s what happens when you use too much lard in your bottom biscuits. They tend to melt all over the place. Not good.

64

That is a fancy hair piece you’ve got there. If it were on a 6 year old girl playing Disney dress up it would be adorable. On you, it’s odd and a bit frightening.

61

If you asked me what the Terminator was buying at Walmart it would honestly take me less than a second to guess camo pants and a shitload of protein supplements.

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Kill Bill
Kill Bill
November 15, 2014 12:34 pm

Freaks of the Week and a hangover don’t play well together..back to bed.

Elpidio Corona - Douche
Elpidio Corona - Douche
November 15, 2014 2:27 pm

KB, two reasons I quit drinking back in the 80’s: throwing up and hangovers. It scared the fuck out of me to violate my one rule, I went out for a drive while drunk. That showed me where I was going and it didn’t look good for el coyote.

Not to say I’m perfect, I still wake up with tacos de lengua hangovers, too much onion but late at night it seems like a good idea..

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
November 15, 2014 3:35 pm

Damn Old Canine, I didnt START drinking until the 80’s =)

Tim
Tim
November 15, 2014 3:45 pm

That picture of Arnold is fucking hilarious!

A. R. Wasem
A. R. Wasem
November 15, 2014 4:52 pm

Heeeee’s Baaaaaaack! Stand with Rand and BC-LR to all