WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Proof that whether it’s heads or tails you can still lose.

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The only clear explanation here is this young lady grew by 14 years in a matter of minutes. That is the only reasonable thing to cause those pants to be that tight and for an adult sized person to be on the floor in the toys aisle.

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What in the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks are you dressing for? “It’s super cold outside so I better dress warm, but I don’t want my milk to spoil under all that heat so I’ll cut out a little moonroof for ‘em.”

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Damn you for wearing giraffe jammies. Now all I can imagine in my mind is a giraffe with those long necks doing that black girl Mmmm Hmmm neck swivel thing.

215

Well of course Bigfoot is real. How could I look myself in the mirror if I didn’t take the guy with a goat on the roof of his car seriously?

216

Is that what a combover looks like before it’s ready? Just a weird side patch of hair growing? Don’t do it buddy, embrace the bald.

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To be fair, if I had hair like that I’d try whatever I could think of to shift your focus off of it.

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♫ Ooh, yeah! All right! We’re jammin’ I wanna jam it wid you. We’re jammin’, jammin’, And I hope you like jammin’, too. ♫

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In case you were in the mood to drive and catch hepatitis at the same time.

211

Not quite sure what’s going on here. I mean obviously I know every childhood storybook is being ruined in one picture, but outside of that I’m lost.

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People do know that doing your business in a Walmart parking lot isn’t necessary right? They are open 24 hours with public bathrooms. I know they may not be the world’s best bathrooms, but they provide more privacy than a car door.

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It’s been a while since we’ve had a “Who Wears it Better?” so we thought we’d celebrate by winning gold baby. Who ya got?

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I don’t want to make any accusations here, but if given a lineup where I had to spot the dude that has bodies buried under his mother’s basement, I’m taking the guy with a stuffed dog sewed onto his shoulder.

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This guy better be damn good at MMA to have the you-know-whats to walk around with a side ponytail hairdo like that.

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Probably buying some jewelry for his anime girlfriend. I’m not quite sure how computer cartoon things wear jewelry but then again I’m not sure how people have made up relationships with them either so whatever.

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I don’t think they quite get the full understanding of what a drag race is…

203

Perhaps you should just stop f*cking entirely. Saying it, thinking it, doing it. Stop it all. Just a thought.

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I don’t want to discourage you from buying anything, but do you even know how many times you’ll accidentally titty-dial someone on Facetime? I accidentally do it with my fingers all the time, I can’t imagine how frustrating it would be with a whole titty slopped on the screen.

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If you had that many sick tribal tattoos you’d never wear a shirt either. Stop being so jelly haters.

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
January 10, 2015 8:13 am

It reminds me of walking through a woodlot that has been hard hit with disease and insect infestation- this occurs not long after a particularly bad ice storm or hurricane where there has been damamge to upper branches and leaders and the trees are weakened. They begin to exhibit all kinds of outward manifestations of their weakness and decline, from cankers and burls to downward projecting suckers and gnarled leader development. Eventually they succumb to their infirmities and die out, whole acreages that simultaneously go to rot and death as a collective forest. That which was once healthy and productive comes to an end en masse.

I check out this particular weekly post, weekend after weekend with then initial thought of “this cannot possibly be real” and end the scroll through with the logical conclusion that “this is a profoundly weakened and terminal population manifesting that illness through outward appearance”.

My daughter is endlessly pained by my pointing out individuals that exhibit obvious signs of inner decay both physical as well as spiritual. Not long ago we saw a particularly obese young woman whose exposed skin was covered in tattooed skulls and I made a point to discuss with her the implications of such displays. People may claim that it is a demonstration of “individuality” or a means of expression- and I suppose that’s true- if by that they mean the individual is expressing it’s inner spiritual and physical dissolution.

I hate that these things get posted here, but I also understand the connection to the rest of what is happening, so I ought to be grateful. There but for the grace of God….

Billy
Billy
January 10, 2015 1:14 pm

The “Fuck the Fuckin Fuckerz” hag has my vote for biggest piece of dogshit white trash…

“Mom” has auburn hair. “Daughter” has brown hair. Then there’s the two “nigger in the woodpile” mulattoes walking with them…. somehow, I seriously doubt they were adopted…

Females like that are just “defective”. Something seriously wrong with their wiring… either hard-coded into their DNA or perhaps they suffered something like heavy-metals poisoning when they were little…

Those kinds of females would fuck a poisonous snake, so long as someone held the head for them…

Valerie Noelle
Valerie Noelle
January 10, 2015 1:39 pm

These pictures are so unbelievable. I am always speechless and left with a profound feeling of sadness. And then I read “hardscrabble farmer”s reply. He hit it on the nail! There is so much feeling about these pictures and the emotions they bring, I could not have said it better!

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 10, 2015 1:50 pm

CHEER up ,says bb…..this is why GOD made 308 hunting rifles…BILLY just paid 600 dollars for 308 SAIGA WITH 21 INCH BARREL.WILL SHOOT IT MONDAY .I WILL LET YOU KNOW IF IT IS WORTH 600.

bruce
bruce
January 10, 2015 2:26 pm

Valerie,
Don’t feel so bad. When TSHTF and we all have to do our best to survive they will be the competition.
i’ll wager most of those on TBP will have the edge.

yahsure
yahsure
January 10, 2015 2:35 pm

I keep seeing people at the store wearing pajamas.What is with that? To lazy to change clothes?
And all those really nasty fat women wearing skin tight clothes. Please cover up! I’m going blind.

Gubmint Cheese
Gubmint Cheese
January 10, 2015 3:29 pm

Thanks for the reminder. Avoid Walmartians.

I haven’t set foot in one of these dumps since I bought a goldfish for one of my kids 5 years ago.

I know some Wal-marts have McDonald’s in them, Is there a nationwide tattoo franchise deal set up with them yet?

indialantic
indialantic
January 10, 2015 9:58 pm

Aberrant, shoddy personal appearance and poor body hygiene are usually signs of emotional problems, depression or dementia. Psychosis is defined as “loss of contact with reality”. Some of these people remind me of cattle in a feedlot.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 10, 2015 10:12 pm

Good news!!… they just built a new Walmart up the street next to a Whataburger. I can’t wait to see the pics from that.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 10, 2015 10:14 pm

Walmartians…LOL, I am so stealing that.

EC
EC
January 10, 2015 10:42 pm

The tramp stamp with the too tight jeans is Billy’s ex-GF, notice the Scandinavian features