Hey buddy, what gives?!?! What gives you the right to cover up Panama Jack like that? That’s just a friggin tease right there man.
Ok, so stay with me here. You’re out at a bar and you have a few dozen drinks, followed by too many shots to count and then somebody (probably your drunk self) slips you a little something extra in your drink and then you stumble across these two male damsels out twerking on the dance floor. Which one are you taking home you odd mofo you?
I mean, technically what they’re doing isn’t “half assed” because those are covered, but it just seems less “hey bro check out my bod” and more “ehhh my pile of shirts is all the way over there; f*ck it I’ll just go like this.”
I’m just waiting to see a tiny Mario Kart go flying off of Rainbow Road here.
It’s just so damn literal up in here right now!!! ♫ Cash rules everything around me CREAM, get the money, dollar dollar bill y’all ♫
…..R.I.P. ODB
Who would have thought taking your child on an actual African safari trip would be safer than a Walmart safari trip?
No this picture isn’t out of focus; that’s just how hookers look in hell because of all the blur from the heat and flames.
Well even though they aren’t wearing much and I’m not even sure any of that is classified as clothing, I suppose we can still do a “Who Wears it Better?” I’m going with weird Harley Quinn looking chick. – And if you love some friendly & gross competition, don’t forget to pick up a copy of our newest book People of Walmart: State of Emergency so you can see people of walmart from each state battle it out for supremacy!
Clearly that fancy leather belt is just for looks because it definitely isn’t doing its job properly…Also, did you get bit by a huge vampire?
You can’t have a pussy in the men’s room!
Ahhh yes, you know summer is around the corner when the gunts starts coming out of hibernation.
Orange you glad you don’t have to go home with her?!?!
Looks like she got spanked by the Stone Men from Game of Thrones. What the hell, cover your booty hole girl.
You’re probably the type of old patrolman that would encounter his suspect, get all nervous and prematurely shoot his load…thinking it was just a taser gun of course!
True love is finding that woman kind enough to pop your back zits on a bench outside Walmart…No, that doesn’t sound right. That can’t be what true love is right? Please tell me that’s not what true love is!
This dude looks like he filmed about 15 different Zubaz commercials in the 90’s.
Those are the saddest looking buttcheeks I’ve ever seen. Like if Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh was reincarnated as a buttocks, this would be him.
Happy Mother’s Day? Maybe? I’m not really sure. It seems your that Mom behind you thinks you’re a bitch too? Crazy apples don’t fall far from the vagina? I don’t know. Is that an expression? Can we make it one?
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That mother-daugter pic is sad sad sad. My wife and I have a 19 year old daughter. Tough times, tough times.
I’m in Portland Oregon today. Walked in a Wal-Mart this morning and was surprised that there were maybe 25 people in the whole store. Got everything I needed .Got out of the store in less 45 minutes. No crazies , no rudeness , no little kids running around. It was nice.
Portland is a beautiful city with a lot to see .Wish I had more time but must go back to work.
These people and dignity have never even been in the same room together.
Damn!
bb, have you seen I-S up there anywhere?
BW up there with the butt warts, she is real!
bb, please keep us posted on your location, I’m playing a game called Where’s bb?