This isn’t Comic-Con and you aren’t any sort of superhero. Dat ass doe? That might have superpowers, I’m not gonna lie.
We got ourselves a BOGO in aisle strange. Which look would you go with? Less hair, less color or more hair waaay more color?
Let’s all take a big jump (and I’m talking a big jump) and ignore the general part of you having a Walmart wedding….You’re gonna have it in the beer aisle? Not even the Home & Garden section for some decoration? Going straight for the beer garden instead? Okie dokie.
Even Walt Disney himself would give you an odd, out of the corner of his eye look that says “You’re a little weird man. Bring it down a notch or two.”
It’s that crazy ex you hit with a car but she still just happens to casually show up in the same places you go.
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Total idiot apparently steps out of 1988 and steps into a prison hospital bed!
I’m not sure what’s worse; the fact that your board shorts need suspenders or the fact that they aren’t even working.
George Clinton ain’t got sh*t on you lady!
In the American culture, when a woman’s thong is hanging out, she desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love. So are you going to find out if the carpet matches the drapes on Raggedy Ann over there or are you going wild with the zebra?
The little girl playing hide and seek inside that woman’s hair may be the G.O.A.T.!!! What’s that? It’s just more of that woman’s creepy hair? Scuba Steve, damn you!
Oh the high price of fashion these days. Who needs internal organs to survive anyway?
I don’t even know what to say here. A quarter of your beard is missing and your muff tickler is crooked. You are a mess bro.
The Oakland Raiders have a section called ‘The Black Hole’ in their stadium. They also haven’t made the playoffs since 2002. Therefore their team has played about as well as what comes out of the black holes that we frequently see on this site.
It’s going to take that whole shelf to get me drunk enough to want to sleep with you bud. Those smooth buttcheeks don’t hurt though…
Sadly Borat wore it better…
Considering Tennessee isn’t even close to Australia I’m going to assume you stole that kangaroo from the local zoo. So if any zoo is missing a little joey, Walmart should be the first place you should look. Seems logical.
You look like the person who invented sagging back in the 90’s and are still trying to hold onto it like it isn’t foolish.
Listen lady, you didn’t need to actually spell it out with your jersey there; the Kid Rock booty shorts already told us you have no f*cks to give.
I find it odd that they patterned that bra off of a swift, majestic & proud animal like the cheetah….because you’re none of that.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
What really scares me is that none of this is considered shocking or unusual anymore.
I don’t get these people. Don’t they watch TV so they at least get a little bit of fashion sense?
Or, well, that may be the problem?
My guess is that Bob Dylan, the Chicago 7, the Manson Family, SDS, the Black Panther Party, Malcolm X, MLK Jr, the Weather Underground, Hollywood, Woodstock, and The Hombres were all contemporary Cultural Communist Fellow Travelers. Obama prototypes.
Bob, you catch my drift, great. The cultural revolution of the 50’s and 60’s gave us this blue jean Babylon.