WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Wow! I’m honestly surprised you have survived this long after giving your man-card away.

Thanks for hanging your white ass out. Now you look like the Mexican flag. Congrats? Or perhaps felicitaciones?

Wowzers! I’m honestly 100% impressed right now. You are completely nude, yet somehow managed to still have bad Walmartian fashion! Who wears those sandals?! Like really? You’re nasty bits are on full display and I still can’t stop looking at those Air Jesus sandals.

I hope nobody tried to catch these leprechauns yesterday. I feel like instead of a pot of gold you would have found a 1987 van with ropes and handcuffs waiting for you.

You may think that’s cool now, but if the new Ghostbusters movie turns out to be an embarrassment to the franchise you’ll quickly regret this decision when people trash your car. And by people, I mean me.

I can’t figure out if he is pulling his pants up now that he is leaving Walmart or if he is pulling them down now that he has finally escaped.

What the f*ck is that? I don’t even need our friends at WTFtattoos.com to analyze this thing because it’s on another level of stupid & atrocious.

I feel like him quickly turning and staring at me is the the beginning of a horror movie I want no part in.

I see you’re trying to “goat” me into an overreaction for having an animal in Walmart unnecessarily. Well it’s not going to work.

I’m starting to think people walking around in hospital gowns are less Walmart’s problem and more of the hospital’s issue now. Seriously, how loose is security there that people just break out constantly? And why the hell do they head directly to Walmart?

That’s a sweet uniform for everyone that is unemployed and sits at home smoking weed and watching Netflix all day.

I’m not going to make a banana joke for this little furbaby creature. I’m not going to make a banana joke for this little furbaby creature. I’m not going to make a banana joke for this little furbaby creature.

Kinky Kitty huh? Well, I suppose that’s better than “Insert Here”, “Sit On My Face” or “Will Trade Sex For Nacho Cheese”.

You’re not alone bud, this is how we all feel when we need to go to Walmart for shampoo and Little Debbie Oatmeal Pies while battling 75 carts along the way.

I have a feeling you will regret wearing that into Walmart…

Purple – now the official color of “crazy lonely”! For real, that’s less adorable and more kinda sad.

Stylist: What’ll it be?
Her: Give me that Cousin Eddie hat.
Stylist: Say no more.

I don’t think you understand how clothing works. Like at all.

When someone tells you the aliens are coming so you prepare the best you can…

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