Report: Nobody Fucking Cares

NEW YORK—According to a brief but conclusive report released Monday, nobody fucking cares. “Doesn’t fucking matter,” read the report in part, which went on to inform readers that no one gives two shits, so fuck it. “Seriously. Stop wasting everyone’s goddamn time.” The report further urged those who still hadn’t shut up about it to quit acting like fucking idiots and just give it a rest, for Christ’s sake.

Via The Onion


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9 Comments
Wip
Wip
May 24, 2016 10:30 am

Nothing new.

Wip
Wip
May 24, 2016 10:39 am

Actually, the ones who care are the phycos. And they’re winning.

nkit
nkit
May 24, 2016 11:24 am

I didn’t kill my wife!

diogenes
diogenes
May 24, 2016 11:28 am

Most sheeple don’t know shit and don’t give a shit.

Bob
Bob
May 24, 2016 11:49 am

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bb
bb
May 24, 2016 12:18 pm

Only problem is painful reality doesn’t permit a non caring attitude. Sooner or later you will care .If for nothing else but your own survival .

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
May 24, 2016 1:59 pm

Trump voters damn sure care about a lot of things especially the NWO Conspiracy.

Bard of Bumperstickers
Bard of Bumperstickers
May 24, 2016 3:47 pm

I don’t care more than you don’t care, to the googleplexth power. ONE UP!

Ed
Ed
May 24, 2016 6:29 pm

I fail to give a tin plated shit myself.

There.