SSS has been egging me on about Henry Ford for the last few days for some unknown reason. It has spurred me to come up with a game we can all play. It seems that no matter what you write about a great individual, someone has something negative to say about the person. The game will be to name a great person and then add something negative about the person. I’ll provide a few examples to get the game started:
Henry Ford was a great man, despite being a Jew hating Nazi sympathizer.
Martin Luther King was a great man, despite plagerizing his doctoral thesis and banging anything that moved.
Barack Obama is great man, despite being a Muslim and not being born in the U.S.
Newt Gingrich is a great man, despite abandoning his cancer stricken wife.
Dick Cheney is a great man, despite being a pussy who got 5 draft deferments during the Vietnam War and shooting his best friend in the face with a shotgun.
Ingvar Kamprad is a great man, despite joining the Nazi party in 1945 and using slave labor in China and India to produce his cheap crap that he sells at IKEA.
Smokey is a great man, despite misunderstanding the metric system and using the wrong end of the ruler to measure his schlong, resulting in him confusing 11 1/2 inches with 11 1/2 centimeters.
I hope this is clear enough for everyone. I strongly suggest that you pick people who are well thought of by others on the site. I would suggest Dwight D. Eisenhower, George Bush, and Jack Welsh.
First, you are wrong amout Smokey … it’s not 11 1/2 centimeters … it’s 11 1/2 MILLImeters.
Michael Vick is a great quarteback despite the fact that he tortures, electrocutes, beats mercilessly, and drowns innocent little doggies.
Sarah Palin is a great woman despite the fact that she is a shrill skank who doesn’t know shit from shinola about anything.
Stuck takes the early lead. I knew I could count on him.
David Pierre is a good man despite the fact that his valid and thought provoking views on the greatest, 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance conspiracy pulled off to perfection by our efficient, calculating and effective federal government are grossly misunderstood by the mean, close minded and vulgar bastards on this site!
Stuck is running away with this contest.
My shit smells like roses.
I’m plagarizing from Admin here in order to bad-mouth Eisenhower.
Ike was bald.
SSS can’t even follow the rules of the game. Is it time for your nap?
As great as I am, I post multiple times in a row because its a very easy way to rattle some peoples cages putting those great men in a tizzy.
Stuck is a great man although he tends to think his neanderthal frame is an intimidating factor to win internet debates
Hahhahaha
Stuck: Im bigger than you. Shutup. I am right. Shutup. I will hunt you down and break your bones like twigs. Except for that SSS guy Im skeered of!! I weigh more than you.
I am right. Always. I am six foot seven and I am never wrong and I will beat you into submitting to that fact!
At least Ford paid decent wages so his employees could actually buy the car he was selling.
Dont care one whit for the Ford foundation though.
Sorry to disappoint you people.
I have already signed a legally binding contract with the Smithsonian Institutes.
One calendar week after my funeral, which will be conducted in the Superdome in order to accommodate the vast legions of my adoring fans (mostly chicks ), my massive one eyed viper will be lifted by forklift onto a Boeing jumbo transport jet and flown to the Smithsonian, where it will rest for eternity in situ next to the impressive but much smaller John Holmes purple engine of destruction.
Does it worry anyone else that Smokey knows the nickname of John Holmes’ cock?
KB
To quote Ronald Reagan ….. “There you go again!”
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I pity you if you weigh more than 270 lbs.
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I owned three Fords my entire life. A Maverick …. after just six years the rear floor panel was rusted through and through so that the street was actually visible. A Lincoln Continental …. the engine literally seized up and froze at 92K miles. A Pinto … fuck off with the comments … I was a very poor college student in the time.
My conclusion based on these experiences? Fuck Henry Ford. Goddamned Nazi.
I pity you if you weigh more than 270 lbs. Stuck
Well, I once weighed almost, if not a little more than 250 lbs if thats any consolation. But now back to a little over 200 [I am 6′ tall]
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Smokey, some time in the future when your tomb is dug up you will be compared to Otzi the iceman or King Tut
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s1630926.htm
Ötzi’s natural mummification and dehydration in an Alpine glacier produced a “collapse of the genitalia”, which left the Iceman with an almost invisible member.
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Stuck is a great man despite the fact that he bought a Maverick, a Lincoln Continental, and (holy shit!) a Pinto. The true mark of a spyboy-hating moron is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result (needle, needle).
Incidentally, Stucky, I would never, ever mention the temperature in Arizona during the winter, despite the fact that I played golf yesterday and the sweater came off on the second hole.
Pinto. say wasnt that the worlds second disposable car after the Vega?
Ron Paul is a great man despite being a duped homosexual cur.
@ Smokey
Wikipedia says this about the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History;
“The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History contains the world’s largest collection of miniature fossilized penisis. Forensic science shows that most of these tiny penisis were never used by the original owners even once. Scientists believe these tiny penisis were just for show.”
Looks like your tool will fit in quite nicely there!
Apparently, Jim, …. you also know the nickname. That’s scary also, especially to Avalon, I think.
Ron Paul is a great man, despite delivering 4,000 babies, serving in the US military, voting no to every spending bill ever put forth in Congress, standing for liberty, and hounding Ben Bernanke to his death.
I think I win.
“The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History contains the world’s largest collection of miniature fossilized penisis. -SiNJ
Hah, May Smokey live in infamy.
Holy shit Batman!!!!!!!
Stuck lands a sucker punch on the Administrator.
Stuck, it may take WEEKS of sucking up to JQ to get back in his favor.
Or, maybe just siding with his idiotic war-for-oil side in the next showdown.
Does it worry anyone else that Smokey knows the nickname of John Holmes’ cock? -Admin
Deeply. Its also disturing some guy in ABQ decided to actually make some Throat Yogurt and give it to some woman. I think he got the Idea from Smokey.
Ron Paul’s national anthem:
“When danger reared it’s ugly head, he quickly turned his tail and fled. “
Congressman Ron Paul – active duty flight surgeon from 1963-65; Air National Guard from 1965-68.
Former Speaker Newt Gingrich – avoided the draft, did not serve
Karl Rove – avoided the draft, did not serve
GW Bush – decided that a six-year Nat’l Guard commitment really means four years.
VP Cheney – five deferments, the last by marriage (in his own words, “had other priorities than military service”)
Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani – did not serve.
Former Att’y Gen. John Ashcroft – did not serve; received seven deferment to teach business ed at SW Missouri State
Jeb Bush, Florida Governor – did not serve.
Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney – did not serve in the military but did serve the Mormon Church on a 30-month mission to France.
At least Paul, of who I am not so much a fan of, served his country unlike the neo-con chickenhawks like five deferment Dick.
Smokey’s National Anthem;
“When my tiny penis rears it’s head, I wack it off until it’s dead.”
Rand Paul—did not serve.
That’s funny. I thought you were motherfucking Ron Paul. Is your alzheimers acting up?
Rand hasn’t shot any of his friends in the face with a shotgun or left his wife after she got cancer either.
As a member of the Bowling Green Noon Lions Club, Rand Paul founded the Southern Kentucky Lions Eye Clinic to help provide eye surgery and exams for those who cannot afford to pay.
Rand Paul opposes the USA PATRIOT Act, including warrantless searches and breach of individual privacy.
I watched part of Rand Paul’s debate. He is a shallow fool. A lightweight.
I’d pay to see Gingrich debate either of those fools.
Hell, I’d pay to see Cheney debate them.
They would share the same fate as Joe Lieberman and John Edwards. Hopelessly over matched, and lose in a fucking rout on the world stage.
Cheney has no heart.
Gingrich’s 3rd wife was diagnosed with cancer last week. He is on the lookout for an even uglier wife.
Hell, I’d pay to see Dan Quayle debate either of those two fools.
Hell, I’d pay to see Homer Simpson or Forrest Gump debate them.
Smokey
Didn’t you list Forrest Gump as someone you aspire to be like?
Where’s RE? Did I hurt his feewlings?
Admin — I just voted thumbs up on the post listing who did/did not serve.
It went from 0 ….. to 7 !
You are very welcome.
Stuck
You’ve got the magic thumb. That’s what she said.
Stuck is a great man……..when he is not banging toothless, AIDS infected, one-legged midget Mexican hookers in Tijuana.
Stuck, I regress. I thought you left me out of your TB’ers tribute, I should have read closer.
Stuck is a great man………….this site would be pitiful without his great knowledge and insight.
I also gave myself a thumbs down on my previous post, I am truly sorry of my error.
And as you can see Matt, I voted Thumbs Up on BOTH your posts … even the one that badly hurt my feelings.
I don’t know why you have free reign. You just do. It’s not like I ever had a best freind named Matt. And why the fuck did your parents name you after something we wipe our feet on? I do forive you, of course.
Thanks Stuck, I owe you one, payable next time Smokey forgets to take his meds and picks a fight with you!
George W. Bush is a great man.
George Bush is a great man, despite being a coke headed, draft dodging, deficit doubling, nation building, socialist program instituting, moron.
Gore Vidal is a great man except for the fact that he is the Number ONE 9-11 batshit crazy wingnut Truther of all time and because he sees a Conspiracy behind every rock.
It bothers me not one whit that Admin and Smokey know the nickname of John Holmes’ member. However, should Punk know that info, I would be crushed.
Jimmy Carter is a great man despite having the common sense of a gnat.
Obama is a great man despite being the offspring of a Kenyan and a mountain gorilla.
Condoleeza Rice is a great woman despite being able to eat corn thru a picket fence.
Al Gore is a great man despite trying to turn off my air conditionng and heat so as to keep his 10000 square foot house cosy.
Congress is a great institution despite using the American people like a cheap crack whore.
llpoh comes on strong, giving Stuck a real run for his money.
The winner will be determined by number of thumbs up at 10:00 pm eastern time tonight.
Matt,
Tread lightly.
Stuck for POTUS 2012!
TS and PM both ES.
Stuck is a good man despite changing positions like a woman changes shoes.
SSS is a good man despite rendering judgements like a drunken Punk at a frat party.
Stuck is a great man despite dropping his pants in trade for even a single thumbs up.
Admin is a great man despite coddling terrorists like newborn babes.
Muck is a great man despite eating his meals thru a straw.
Goldorack is a great man despite speaking no English.
SSS is a good man despite never cleaning his hooka.
Kill Bill is a good man………….wait, what are we talking about?
Smokey is a good man despite his being too soft on welfare receivers and colored folk.
Smokey is a great man despite measuring with a ruler when a micrometer would do.
llpoh is a great man, despite thinking every Muslim cat is a terrorist.
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Stucky said, in a yellow screened post no less,
“RE — IS a great man despite the fact that he; 1) writes 10,000 word posts, 2) hates American exceptionalism, 3) hates rich people, 4) wants to kill off infants and old people, 6) is a secret owner of a Potlatch Store ……. wait …. maybe he’s not great after all?
Stuck is a good man despite the fact that he can’t even fucking count correctly to 6. Here’s what the number five looks like, Stuck…………………….5. It goes right after 4 and just before 6.
Stick with me, kid. You’ll learn a lot.
It’s hookah, Matt, not Hooka. You spell as poorly as Stucky counts.
I know where the fuckin 6 is. I have big fat fingers … I have a small laptop keyboard …. the two do not mix well.
Save your insults for the anti-CIA thread I submitted … should be posted any minute now. You’re gonna LOVE it!!
Stuck,
Have you not a shred of decency ?
Excuses, excuses.
Admit you fucked up, and quit blaming the fucking keyboard.
llpoh is a great man except for the fact that he is shamelessly trying to win this contest by submitting many posts and hoping he can fool all you TERRIFIC AND SMART (I love you all) TBPers into voting thumbs up … which I know you WON’T do because you don’t like being used in such a despicable manner ….. because you REALLY are terrific and smart (and I really do love all of you) … and you’ll instead do the right thing by voting thumbs up for me,