SSS has been egging me on about Henry Ford for the last few days for some unknown reason. It has spurred me to come up with a game we can all play. It seems that no matter what you write about a great individual, someone has something negative to say about the person. The game will be to name a great person and then add something negative about the person. I’ll provide a few examples to get the game started:
Henry Ford was a great man, despite being a Jew hating Nazi sympathizer.
Martin Luther King was a great man, despite plagerizing his doctoral thesis and banging anything that moved.
Barack Obama is great man, despite being a Muslim and not being born in the U.S.
Newt Gingrich is a great man, despite abandoning his cancer stricken wife.
Dick Cheney is a great man, despite being a pussy who got 5 draft deferments during the Vietnam War and shooting his best friend in the face with a shotgun.
Ingvar Kamprad is a great man, despite joining the Nazi party in 1945 and using slave labor in China and India to produce his cheap crap that he sells at IKEA.
Smokey is a great man, despite misunderstanding the metric system and using the wrong end of the ruler to measure his schlong, resulting in him confusing 11 1/2 inches with 11 1/2 centimeters.
I hope this is clear enough for everyone. I strongly suggest that you pick people who are well thought of by others on the site. I would suggest Dwight D. Eisenhower, George Bush, and Jack Welsh.
Good morning…wow, you guys had a fun night. I am cracking up at all of the posts. I know I am not really a judge in all this but I thought I would just chime in to say that if I were lucky enough to be judge, and if anyone wanted to know my personal opinion,……the winner would be LLPOH. Just sayin’…….no particular reason………….
Avalon
You stab me and Stuck in the back. Dastardly. There will be hell to pay.
Good morning, our Lady !
Good morning Eugene66!
Wow, Punk will love that … !
Still, out of the rails guys are the salt and pepper of the world.
Avalon, I bow ….. !
Avalon is a kind and gentle woman, though the Admin was wise not to hand over judgeship to her. Clearly, her opinion is easily swayed by LLPOH’s shameful and blatant ass kissing. Her impartiality has been compromised. All future TBP contest winners declared by Avalon are now suspect.
Avalon stabs Administrator and Stuck in the back.
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lol….sorry Jim! There are two pictures on this thread that made me laugh out loud. The first one was LLPOH’s post of Stuck in the pink dress. (sorry Stuck, but you even thought it was funny!), and the other was of the twin babies with pacifiers posted by Jim. But the picture that really got me was the Shrek Pussnboots picture. Who can resist that?
Punk, I thought you were my friend? ;(
Oh, wait, the Shrek cat was posted by Newsjunkie, not LLPOH. Loved it. But for some reason…..can’t quite put my finger on it……I’m still gonna go with LLPOH as the winner.
I cannot stand idly by while you and LLPOH subvert this honorable contest. I must stand by Stuck’s Post from which I quote….
“Punk — IS a great man. Period.”
Besides, I owe you one. 🙂
I hereby declare a complete tie between LLPOH and Stuck. Now can we get back to bashing Bennie and the Empire?
Hi all — quick note Ms Freud is in the hospital. Energency room visit around 4AM , extreme pain in her side, not sure what the hell is happening Sorry buds. think about us. will try to be back tomorrow. bye btw, hope llpoh won
Stuck, sorry to hear that, hope she is ok and feeling better soon.
Avalon
This is what happens when you stab somebody in the back. Ms. Freud would have been fine if you hadn’t thrown Stuck under the bus.
Back from the hospital which is just 10 minutes away.
Good News. Ms. Freud “only” has a kidney stone.
Bad News. Those are INCREDIBLY painful events. My dad had them too (twice!!) … saw him squirming on the floor screaming. They are hoping it will pass. If not, they have this technology now where they can break it up via concentrated SOUND. Wow. Not sure when she’ll be home.
Anyway, I’ll probably not be posting too much in the immediate future.
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This was one hell of a fun thread. Posting was a lot more fun than “winning”. But I must quickly make a couple observations.
llpoh is an example of Human Depravity. His resorted to sex and flattery. If this were Italy he would be on the front pages instead of Silvio Berlusconi and his 16 year old leg spreader.
And the sad thing is ….. it seems to have worked!! Even Avalon fell for his wily ways as she voted for him for — “no particular reason”. What the hell?? This is why we can NEVER let women assume power, they are too easily influenced.
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llpoh, your “Trinity” post is most excellent. Wish I had time (and energy) to comment.
Later, Gators!