SSS has been egging me on about Henry Ford for the last few days for some unknown reason. It has spurred me to come up with a game we can all play. It seems that no matter what you write about a great individual, someone has something negative to say about the person. The game will be to name a great person and then add something negative about the person. I’ll provide a few examples to get the game started:
Henry Ford was a great man, despite being a Jew hating Nazi sympathizer.
Martin Luther King was a great man, despite plagerizing his doctoral thesis and banging anything that moved.
Barack Obama is great man, despite being a Muslim and not being born in the U.S.
Newt Gingrich is a great man, despite abandoning his cancer stricken wife.
Dick Cheney is a great man, despite being a pussy who got 5 draft deferments during the Vietnam War and shooting his best friend in the face with a shotgun.
Ingvar Kamprad is a great man, despite joining the Nazi party in 1945 and using slave labor in China and India to produce his cheap crap that he sells at IKEA.
Smokey is a great man, despite misunderstanding the metric system and using the wrong end of the ruler to measure his schlong, resulting in him confusing 11 1/2 inches with 11 1/2 centimeters.
I hope this is clear enough for everyone. I strongly suggest that you pick people who are well thought of by others on the site. I would suggest Dwight D. Eisenhower, George Bush, and Jack Welsh.
Llpoh is a great man despite having to overcome Stuck getting in at the top of the page where all the thumbs up occur and having to overcome Stuck’s shameless thumb whoring.
Stuck is a great man except when he pleads and whores his way into your pants. I for one am an honest businessman and I will not stoop to his level of deceptive practices. I will keep my integrity and do the opposite. I hate all of you and you can all go fuck yourselves if you don’t vote for me.
Stucky said,
“I know where the fuckin 6 is. I have big fat fingers … I have a small laptop keyboard …. the two do not mix well.”
Are you denser than a neutron star or what? You missed the number 5, not 6. I want you to look down at your keyboard right this very instant. Do you see something that looks like this: 5. It’s right above the R and T keys and has a % sign above it.
Do you see it? You do? Good.
Now look to the left of the 5 key. The key should look like this: 4. Now look to the right of the 5 key. That key should look like this: 6.
So here’s what I want you to do. The next time you are listing things numerically, your list of items should appear in the following order:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
If you do that, you’re going to appear to be a very, very smart man to your readers. And you’re welcome for this helpful hint.
Loyd Blankfien is a great man despite the fact that he has ass raped the American public and extorted trillions of dollars from the taxpayers.
Carrot Top was a great man despite the fact he had to pump thousands of cubic feet of nitrous oxide into the theater to get a laugh.
John Holms was a great man despite the fact he stole his cock’s nickname from mine.
Punk,
You fool. People have been saying Carrot Top is dead for at least 4 years now.
llpoh — OK … those two pics, the ones that look like my sister … fucking hilarious.
The post where you (ah-hem, cough cough) told TBPers to fuck off isn’t working quite as well as planned.
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How’s I do?
Stuck – I ignored your commandeering of my monicker, as Admin said that the decision is solely based on thumbs up. Thumbs down will be ignored. So there.
Punk is a great man despite his wife making him sleep on the couch.
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(Please note the fluffy toys he sleeps with.)
Avalon is a great woman despite her poor eyesight.
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Smokey is a great man despite how he measures his pecker.
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Come on folks – I am trying really hard here! Stuck, the lousy thumb whore, got off to a huge lead as he started first. Some of the above stuff is funny. Give me a break, will you. He’s under Mrs Freud’s thumb and this is my chance to catch up. He has undermined me at every turn. Put the boots into him, why don’t you?!
@ llpoh
Ain’t that just fucking great! Posting porn and babies and stuff about Smokey’s pecker. Why don’t you post a pic of Sarah Palin’s tits while you’re at it?
Like I have a fucking chance now?
You know … if Jim decides to divide thumbs up by the number of posts you’ll wind up with a tiny Smokey peckerish number.
And I thought I was the biggest whore here??? Shame on me. That mantle is all yours now … whore!!
Punk is a great man despite his seduction technique.
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Stuck – I am just sick of you winning via all your dirty tricks , sniveling and begging. Now that you are being out sniveled you go all righteous. Surprise surprise.
Stuck is a great man despite whining like a little baby when he is getting his ass whupped.
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LLPOH is a great man despite his fierce croc head Avatar mysteriously disappearing to be replaced by this splay-legged whore monster thingamajig.
LLPOH’s pitiful display of begging for thumbs.
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Sarah Palin is a great woman despite having small tits.
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Admin is just pissed because I posted that picture of him and Avalon together. Never mind his cheap attack on me.
LLPOH,
Hate to be the one that breaks it to you, but this game is fixed.
The Administrator can’t afford NOT to throw this match, because Stuck will leave him high and dry in any future battles with me. The Administrator decided the victor while writing the article.
Can’t say as I blame him. As bad as I have whipped him lately, he is surely desperate now.
Doing anything he can to salvage his reputation as one of my formerly worthy adversaries who rues the day he tangled with Smokey.
Stuck will be declared victor in this rigged farce.
Avalon – after that great photo of you I posted, can’t you do some of your computer magic and stuff the ballot box for me?
Smokey – I am one step ahead of you there. I am beginning to make overtures to the one person that can even influence the Admin – Avalon. Not only that, she is the one who actually knows how to run the system. If I can just get her attention, I may be in with a chance.
How can Avalon say no to such a beggar?
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Avalon is a great woman despite having to wear glasses.
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Avalon is a great woman despite red being her favorite color.
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Another great thing about this plan is that the Admin dare not say a word in opposition to any of these posts. Plus he knows them to be factually correct. Bwahahahaha.
Avalon is a great woman despite having to take vacations with the Admin.
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DP is a great man despite his dental problems.
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Stuck wins with 12 thumbs up
Admin comes in 2nd with 10 thumbs up
LLPOH loses big time despite his groveling to Avalon.
I count,
LLPOH————-81 THUMBS UP 24 THUMBS DOWN
StuckInNJ———46 THUMBS UP 35 THUMBS DOWN
Winner, despite starting several hours late, in a fucking LANDSLIDE
L L P O H
As usual, Stuck sucks shit and is the big LOSER.
Tough shit Stuck.
The competition was on individual posts, not cumulative posts. I AM ADMINISTRATOR.
I HAVE SPOKEN.
STUCK WINS.
Admin turns to cheating, exactly as Smokey predicted. Admin stated the rules as: “The winner will be determined by number of thumbs up at 10:00 pm eastern time tonight.”. I CLEARLY had the most thumbs up. Not even close in the end. But, as can be expected from an accounting type, as he didn’t like the numbers he changed the rules.
I will have to resort to the Official Site Judge for a ruling. SSS – please inform the world that I won fair and square. Also please note that I was generally kind in this, and didn’t resort to calling you a booger eating spook or anything similar simply to curry favor with your enemies.
The Administrator comes through in predictable fashion in an obviously desperate attempt to shore up his rapidly crumbling base of sycophant ass-kissers who have repeatedly been on the losing end of TBP flame wars.
Smokey – your powers of deduction are truly amazing. Unfortunately, Admin has not thought this through. While he maintains his sycophant, Stuck, and so keeps the fight with you at least close, sometimes, he did not realize that with his shameful thumb manipulation he has now drawn me into the fray. Woe is him.
Stuck promised to check in at 10 pm, but obviously he’s so ashamed at the outright attempted theft that he won’t dare show his face.
Congratulations on your overwhelmingly one-sided massacre LLPOH.
It was not even close.
Smokey and LLPOH after Administrator hands down his ruling.
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LLPOH,
Yes. You can no longer sit on the fence while I fight the good fight.
Destiny has called you.
Time to man up.
Smokey and LLPOH – Time for bed.
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Stuck is putting on 3 pounds of chapstick in preparation for a marathon kissing of the Admin’s ass. Stuck knew he was whupped, and even conceded defeat. Here is a photo of Stuck now running around the ring claiming victory:
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Here is the Admin begging forgiveness:
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Breaking news. If we use Smokey’s method there is a new winner.
ADMINISTRATOR 77 thumbs up 17 thumbs down = Net +60 thumbs
BWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I still declare Stuck the winner, but the two whiners need to know that they lose either way.
Admin
Let Avalon decide. You’re prejudiced. LLPOH has the edge for funny pictures, with YOU tied as a non-participant. Stuckey jumped in first with some good stuff.
Avalon rules.
Admin – there you go, counting thumbs up on posts that do not meet the parameters – So and so is a great man despite … is the game. You counted them all, didn’t you.
I call on Avalon to judge this! Avalon, please look at all of the nice photos I submitted. You are indeed the greatest and worthy of adulation.
Avalon is asleep. She has delegated responsibility to me.
Stuck wins!!!!
Seriously, the guy admitted to owning a Pinto. That will stay longer than the memory of the win he receives here…
Count on it.
Punk
I think I have a soft spot for Pinto owners. My first car was piece of shit Ford Capri with a roll back sun roof.
Punk – nice kick to the Stucky balls. However, failing to crown me winner will haunt you for some time to come. I know you are pissed about the photo of you on the couch, but dammit, the Admin has cheated me out of a well earned victory.
Rahm Emanuel is a great man despite possessing “little man syndrome” and being a backstabbing, lying, good for nothing, piece of horse dung!
DID I WIN?!?!
Check out this shit! The whole Blagojevich story smells like the inside of a cat lady’s apartment!! As soon as Blagojevich railed against B of A suggesting the state shouldn’t do business with B of A, the next day apparently was the culmination of an FBI investigation and subsequent arrest. I call bullshit!
http://www.nbcchicago.com/blogs/ward-room/Blagojevich-Wants-Phone-Calls–115552979.html?dr
Blagojevich Wants “Missing” Phone Calls Recovered
Rod Blagojevich says there is a missing undercover tape which can prove his innocence. And his lawyers have filed a motion in federal court, asking the government to produce it.
The former governor’s lawyers say the tape in question documents a conversation between Rahm Emanuel and John Harris, who was Blagojevich’s chief of staff. The motion says the purported missing call, if it exists, would prove that Blagojevich had no intention of selling Barack Obama’s vacant senate seat.
To be certain, the evidence of such a phone call is purely circumstantial. In their filing, the attorneys note that a report issued by the Obama transition team found that “between the time Mr. Emanuel decided to accept the position of Chief of Staff in the White House, and December 8, 2008, Mr. Emanuel had about four telephone conversations with John Harris, Chief of Staff to the Governor, on the subject of the Senate seat.”
They argue that the government has only tendered three of those conversations.
“The fourth and final phone call is the call that is mysteriously missing,” writes defense attorney Lauren Kaesberg. “The government never turned over this pivotal recording, nor a transcript of this call.”
“Through piecing together multiple documents after the first trial,” Kaesberg continues, “Blagojevich uncovered the fact that the December 8th phone call…took place.”
During a Tuesday morning campaign appearance, Emanuel made his most extensive comments yet on his involvement in the Senate transactions, noting that the transition team report on the matter noted that “nothing inappropriate” had taken place.
“The governor’s representative said, ‘What’s in it for us,’ and I responded, ‘You’ll get thanks and appreciation.'”
That closely tracks a Nov. 11, 2008 undercover recording played at the trial. When told of Emanuel’s position that all he would offer was “thanks and appreciation,” Blagojevich is heard saying, “They’re not willing to give me anything except appreciation. (EXPLETIVE) them!”
The U.S. attorney’s office declined comment. The two sides are due back in court in two weeks.
I can hardly wait to see what happens tomorrow on theTBP version of “grumpy old men ” starring stuck, smokey and llpoh.
Matt – feel free to join in. This is an activity for young and old.
SSS – it has not escaped my attention that the first time you had to pass judgement against the Admin you ducked and ran for cover like a little pussy. I didn’t know you had sold your soul for your judgeship. And here I thought you were an honorable judge to be revered and called upon in time when justice is needed.
But now I find that the Admin has filled his key political appintments with yes men lacking the courage of their conviction. Mubarek could learn a thing or two from you guys.
And to make matters worse, the Admin has obviously blocked my posts out of Avalon’s site, else I am sure she would have stormed to my rescue.
Smokey
Bad news: the Smithsonian has a strict policy of disinfecting all new exhibits. Therefore, once they pump all the bullshit out of your viper, it will be exhibited in a matchbox.
(Golly, I hate being late to the party. I could have done a number on Abraham Lincoln for the edification of the Administrator. Another time … )
Btw, Stucky … we have wallaroos in my region.
Voting fever, Admin, don`t let this feature die.
Even if you have to cheat to keep it alive. 🙂