ROYAL FLUSH

 

Taking the boys deep sea fishing on the Royal Flush at 1:00. We plan on catching dinner for tonight. I have to give credit to my son Jimmy. Two years ago I took them deep sea fishing for the first time and he threw up for 3 out of the 4 hours. Last year he tried again. He only threw up for 2 out of the 4 hours. I thought he would trow in the towel and no go this year. But, he wants to try again. I anticipate some extra chum for the fishes.

 

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StuckInNJ
StuckInNJ
July 7, 2011 12:02 pm

Krist. You take more vacations than Obama.

Congrats on contributing to depleting the world’s ocean of more fish.

Pigman!

AwholeDr
AwholeDr
July 7, 2011 12:06 pm

Christ, you ever heard of scopolomine (dramamine), phenergan, or compazine? You are a sadistic SOB of a father. Poor little Jimmy. I hope a shark bites off your nuts after you catch it. Few things in life are worse than being sea-sick. Nice scene, Dad taking his progeny fishing. Don’t forget to share the catch with the section 8’ers.

Axel
Axel
July 7, 2011 12:28 pm

I hadn’t had a vacation in five years. Never could afford one. I live vicariously through your vacations, Admin.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
July 7, 2011 12:40 pm

Give him some over the counter dramamine before getting on the Royal Vomit errr Flush.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimenhydrinate

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 7, 2011 12:52 pm

When you start to feel nauseous keep your gaze out to the horizon. The nausea will pass. After a few repeats the rocking motion is no problem.

cv51
cv51
July 7, 2011 12:53 pm

That post was mine sorry

Amos Turtle
Amos Turtle
July 7, 2011 1:34 pm

Hmm, a fishing yaht. We need to tax the piss out of anyone rich enough to own one or rent one. Think of all the poor kids who need laptops in kindergarten so they can succeed in the global marketplace. YOU RICH GREEDY BASTARDS NEED TO PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE.

Amos Turtle
Amos Turtle
July 7, 2011 1:35 pm

Never mind, I was having an Obama moment. Must drink more coffee.

Centerfield
Centerfield
July 7, 2011 2:38 pm

Pack some dynamite. If normal bait and tackle doesn’t work, some TNT undoubtedly will. Less sporting but equally as effective. Plus it will teach your kids to think outside of the box.

SSS
SSS
July 7, 2011 3:02 pm

Sorry, cv51. The best thing to do for sea and air sickness is to sit down, keep your head very still, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes takes away the visual input to your brain of a rocking boat or airplane. But if you’re near someone who vomits and you smell and hear it, you’re screwed. Chain reaction to follow.

Muck About
Muck About
July 7, 2011 3:31 pm

Have fun, fish deeply, think good thoughts, catch lots of piscatorial pulchritude and make good memories…

MA

KaD
KaD
July 7, 2011 3:44 pm

Ginger is very good for motion sickness too. The capsules if you can’t take the heat straight up.

bigargon
bigargon
July 7, 2011 6:45 pm

This you see any section 8 shipping on the high seas? or maybe the 30 Fathoms of Squalor?

DavosSherman
DavosSherman
July 7, 2011 9:44 pm

Super. When I was 13-17 I worked as a mate on such a boat in NY. Paid for my flying lessons. Nothing beats fishing!

DavosSherman
DavosSherman
July 7, 2011 9:45 pm

PS Keep Jimmy out of the cabin & he’ll be fine.

AwholeDr
AwholeDr
July 7, 2011 10:10 pm

Just so you know, your section 8 neighbors reported you to the Department of Health and Human Services and several other Federal departments because you did not, by law, give them 30% of what you caught or otherwise earned today. Expect a SWAT party tonight at your place.

Welshman
Welshman
July 8, 2011 8:10 am

Admin,

AND you got into your cat urine smelling Honda LOL