SHITTY RESEARCH

Can you believe scientists receive funding to conduct shitty studies like this one? These scientists conducted “exhaustive” studies of dogs shitting. Maybe they should expand the study to humans. I always align myself in the west-southwest direction when taking a shit.

What is the purpose of this crappy science? What value does it add to anything? Do taxpayers pay for this crap? Who gives a shit?

Pointer Dogs: Pups Poop Along North-South Magnetic Lines

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JIMSKI
JIMSKI
January 6, 2014 8:19 pm

Reminds me of the study better homes and gardens did of the fecal matter content of underwear. At that point i knew i would never have the worst job in the world someone at BH & G has that job

Stucky
Stucky
January 6, 2014 8:27 pm

I shit when I listen to a Democrap.
I vomit when I listen to a Republicrap.

There. I just saved the gub;ment half a million Obongo-notes. I’m claiming that on my taxes.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
January 6, 2014 8:48 pm

How in the fuck to you expect Universities to maintain their worthless departments unless they receive funding to conduct worthless studies?

Kiil Bill
Kiil Bill
January 6, 2014 8:51 pm

Gonna have to realign the commodes…

Kiil Bill
Kiil Bill
January 6, 2014 8:54 pm

Universities to maintain their worthless departments unless they receive funding to conduct worthless studies? -Z

Everyone wants to fund their ideology, until they dont.

Llpoh
Llpoh
January 6, 2014 9:27 pm

Jeezus. Interesting bit of trivia but I doubt it was worth paying for.

AKAnon
AKAnon
January 6, 2014 9:50 pm

After years of running teams of sled dogs, my observation is that they shit in the direction they are running/being dragged by their teammates. If there was a proclivity to North/South magnetic, I didn’t catch it. But then, I wasn’t sponsored by a Federal grant. Shitty science, I guess.

El Coyote
El Coyote
January 7, 2014 12:04 am

can’t be worse than counting larvae casings at the body farm

platoplubius
platoplubius
January 7, 2014 12:14 am

But in more important news…the Sun’s northern pole has flipped polarity….part of the 22year event….I wonder if this has anything to do with the “polar vortex?” (2nd link)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/video-sun-has-flipped-upside-down-as-new-magnetic-cycle-begins-9029378.html

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/01/05/1267317/-Polar-Vortex-Jet-Streams-Stratospheric-Warming-events-Rossby-Waves-and-Arctic-Blasts#

scott
scott
January 7, 2014 6:58 pm

The next time I’m driving down the road and see a dog taking a shit, either in it’s yard or the neighbors, I will look at my GPS to see if it’s aligned north-south. How brilliant. I never would have known that. All of the dog owners in America would like to thank Uncle Sam for that very interesting study.

Here is another shitty study that’s hard to believe: Two years ago, the Government blew $592,000 of the taxpayers money trying to figure out why chimpanzees throw poop. Talk about crappy science!