For all the TBP sports fans, let’s see who is most knowledgeable or lucky regarding an event that will get 300% more viewers than the Commander in Thief’s State of the Union Address.
- Who wins the coin flip?
- Who wins the game?
- Total score over or under 48 points?
- Peyton Manning total passing yards over or under 300?
- Number of times Manning shouts Omaha, over or under 27?
- Final score
- Bonus question: Will Erin Andrews interview Richard Sherman after the game?
1. Seattle
2. Denver
3. Over 48
4. Over 300 yards
5. Under 27 Omahas
6. Denver 34 – Seattle 24
7. Fox will mistakenly play the hotel room video of Erin Andrews
1.Who wins the coin flip? Denver
2.Who wins the game? Seattle
3.Total score over or under 48 points? Under 48
4.Peyton Manning total passing yards over or under 300? Under 300 yards
5.Number of times Manning shouts Omaha, over or under 27? Over 27 Omahas
6.Final score? Seattle 24 – Denver 20
7.Bonus question: Will Erin Andrews interview Richard Sherman after the game? Yes. Fox will pay for Erin Andrews to stay at the Ritz Carlton and pick up the tab for a post-game celebration featuring Richard Sherman after he grants an exclusive interview to Erin Andrews.
Please note that SSS’ responses are precisely the OPPOSITE of Admin’s predictions. Book it, Dano. I love this site.
I predict a riot when the beerswilling numbnuts figure out the hotdogs are actually made from Chinese horse meat and Obama had been teabagging the nacho sauce.
I’m predicting the donkey’s will win.
The real question is:
1) will the hidden snipers in the stadium shoot some fat fuck for spilling his $25 cup of beer on somebody?
2) Will the blackhawk helicopters circling the stadium fire on innocent yuffs playing the knock out game in the parking lot on fat white fuck tailgaters?
3) Will they scramble the F-16 on standby for the game to shoot hellfire missiles at hooded yuffs selling imitation NFL gear to game patrons?
4) Will the TSA agents at the game with bomb sniffing dogs be able to sniff out farts from the ladies with episiotomies that went wrong?
5) Will Demaryius Thomas, the best reciever for the donkeys,
fuck,
5) Will Demaryius Thomas’, the best receiver for the donkeys, mom and grandma in prison be watching the game on a flat screen or a standard issue prison TV?
6) Will the 4,000 security officers at the game be busting Seahawk or Bronco players with weed (which is legal in Washington and Colorado)?
7) Does anyone know the over/under for the number of kids and adults that will get tazed by cops after they refused to comply with the order “put your dick back in your pants”?
If anyone has any answers, I’d appreciate ’em
1) Denver
2) Denver
3) Over
4) Under
5) Under
6) Who wins the coin flip?
7) Who is Richard Sherman?
I am torn as I would like to see Manning add to his legacy. Doing the best I can to ignore my feelings I say this:
Seattle
Seattle
Over
Over
Under
34 28
Yes
I will not be watching as, for my sins, I will be cleaning out my closet and my daughter’s closet, as well as my storage building, in preparation for the contractors repairing all my ceiling damage from The Great Toilet Fiasco.
You just do not want to know.
Honestly, some times I think I should approach these home remodeling projects with 5 gal of gasoline and a match!!
I expect something much worse than a power failure. Oblivion.
Hope@ZeroKelvin says:
“I will not be watching (the Super Bowl) ….. in preparation for the contractors repairing all my ceiling damage from The Great Toilet Fiasco. You just do not want to know.”
“The Great Toilet Fiasco”? Now, I DO want to know, Doc. Might be more interesting than the game, especially if it’s a blowout. You little tease, you.
Crum doesn’t give two fucks. Of course nobody gives two fucks about old crum.
My best Superbowl memory ever: I ignored the whole thing as usual and was in my basement watching cartoons with my 5 year old daughter when noise of celebration permeated the walls.
“What’s that daddy? she said. Then I remembered that the superbowl was going on and apparently “our” team won.”
“Fruit of my loons” I said. “Someone just won a ball game and you can go outside right now and make all the noise you want. No one will care, no even the police. In fact they’ll be in on it.”
Outside in the cold we went and made a ruckus for ten whole minutes. Then I read her “the 3 Little Pigs” and put her to bed. I defy anyone to top that one.
I’m just going to say I predict Seattle to win. Other than that, I predict far too much money will be spent on advertising that:
a) won’t actually enhance brand image or positioning
b) instead of delivering relevant messaging, will “entertain” consumers
c) will be an absolute waste of money, but marketers will spend it anyway, in favor of corporate greed and “looking cool” to their fellow marketers.
Not that I’m in the business… but, if you do watch the ads, tell me what you think of the “made in America” one toward the end.
The pig with the brick house was the smart one if I remember correctly. Great superbowl.
T4C ,I’m glad you got your toilet fixed but you never answered my.question from a few days ago.Picture please
HZK, In Oregon, where normal people live, they put their water heaters in the garage, or in the basement. Here in Texas, these dumbasses put them in the attic. What’s up with that?
I predict a lengthy ode to Satan, Sex, and the Illuminati during the 1/2 time show.
I also predict a 25% chance of a false-flag attack to justify war and/or martial law.
T4C, is that Re-Do bear for Hope?
I like your brief “mystery solved”. I use it whenever the beautiful blonde comes up with a problem I can easily resolve. (Which is often).
For the record, bb, you are not the first to request a pic of T4C. I suggested some time ago that admin do a spread on the “Women of TBP”. They are all hot. To give you an idea, it would be like if you put a drop of tabasco on your favorite body part. Have fun, bb, I mean watching the game, not, you know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exCEcmLw-Hc&feature=player_detailpage
1. Seattle
2. Seattle
3. Under
4. Over
5. Over
6. S – 24 D- 21
7. Yes
1. Who wins the coin flip? Saddle
2. Who wins the game? Denver
3. Total score over or under 48 points? under
4. Peyton Manning total passing yards over or under 300? under
5. Number of times Manning shouts Omaha, over or under 27? 0
6. Final score 38 to 24
7. Bonus question: Will Erin Andrews interview Richard Sherman after the game? By game you mean?
“I predict a lengthy ode to Satan, Sex, and the Illuminati during the 1/2 time show. ”
Lucifer loves football and the slut cheerleaders and those guys who pat each others asses and the drunken stupor and pre-post games prostitutes that follows.
+1 what SAH said.
Seattle
Seattle
Over
Over
Under
34 28
No
KB
You predicted under 48 points and then predicted a score of 38 to 24. Are you a math challenged American?
HZK
Tell the truth. Mister HZK clogged the toilet with a massive dump and it overflowed. 🙁
Go Denver,
The Super Bowl is the only game I watch all year.
Don’t miss Renee Fleming singing the Star Spangled Banner. Compared to her the game will be a bag of shit.
Fuck the Super Bowl. Going to a gun show, then over to a friends house who has one hell of a shooting range set up.
Funny thing is his wife will be watching the game with her friends.
1 = Seahawks
2 = Seahawks
3 = over
4 = under
5 = under
6 = 27-24
7 = Of course she will
GO SEAHAWKS!!!
Who wins the coin flip? ———— Seattle
Who wins the game? ——— Denver
Total score over or under 48 points? ———- Over
Peyton Manning total passing yards over or under 300? ——– Under
Number of times Manning shouts Omaha, over or under 27? ———– Over
Final score ——— Denver 27 ……. Seattle 25
Will Erin Andrews interview Richard Sherman after the game? —– No, but she might blow him.
TEST TEST — to see if spacing is OK —— will post picks at 5PM
NAME ——— Coin —- winner —– +/- 48 —– +/- 300 —- +/- 27 —- Seattle/Denver —– Erin
Douchenozzle – S ———- S ———- Under —– Under —– Under ——— S —————- N
NAME ——— Coin —- winner —– +/- 48 —– +/- 300 —- +/- 27 —- Seattle/Denver —– Erin
Correct Answer tbd———tbd ——– tbd ——– tbd ——— tbd ——— tbd —————-
Administrator – S ———- D ——– Over —— Over —— Under ——– 24 – 34 ——— N
SSS ————–D ———- S ——– Under —– Under —– Over ———-24 – 20———- Y
Zarathustra —–D ———–D ——- Over ——- Under —– Under ———Forfeit ———- F
Llpoh ——-=—-S ———- S ——– Over ——- Over —— Under ———34 – 28 ——— Y
Dilligaf ———–S ———- S ——– Under —— Over —— Over ——— 24 – 21 ——— Y
Kill Bill ———–S ———- D ——– Under —— Under —– Over ——— 24 – 38 ——— ?
Peace Out ——S ———- S ——– Over ——- Under —– Under ———27 – 24 ——– Y
Stucky ———–S ——— D ——– Over ——- Under —– Over ——— 25 – 27 ——— N
Nonanony #1— S ——— S ——– Over ——– Over —— Under ——— 34 – 28 —— N
Nonanony #2– Jesus! —-Jesus! —DGAF ——DGAF ——DGAF ——–JESUS!!——— J
Anonymous —–DGAF—–DGAF—DGAF——–DGAF——DGAF———DGAF —–DGAF
What do you call 30 millionaires sitting in a mansion watching the Super Bowl?
The Dallas Cowboys
I talked to my prepper friend today. He said this SB is significant, a turning point in this country. It’s the black thug society (the Seattle Seagulls) versus the proper white society (the Denver donkeys). The winner will determine the fate of this nation, race war versus civil war. There’s some crazy fucking people out there….
….. the NFL (National Football League) generates $51 million a year in ticket sales, $2.1 billion in merchandising revenue, and an estimated $2.8 billion a year for television rights, they also receive about $1 billion each year in state and federal subsidies to cover their capital costs. Many teams also take a page from the playbook of the biggest global corporations by blackmailing local governments: unless taxpayers pony up for a new stadium or major improvements to the old one, the team will simply pack up and head elsewhere. The NFL also gets a tax break through a convenient loop-hole that deems it a non-profit organization
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Hokay, I fecked up. Now, below me.
Admin on his way to victory. Seattle wins coin toss.
Suck it SSS
How about a “in game” pool?
How many commercials have black folks (blacks compose 13.6 percent of the total U.S. population) in ’em. And the second part, how many commercials make white males look like nincompoops?.
So far, 100%
Okay I understand my error. Never underestimate a Pete Carroll defense. Denver looks like Down’s kid attempting breakdancing.
Good god almighty, football is truly a boring sport. People waste their lives on this every weekend?
Haven’t seen a decent commercial yet.
Commercials make no sense anymore. I guess the “in” thing to do is to “tell a story” … and then at the very end show the product … or, in some cases just a logo. Yeah … makes a lot of sense. Spend millions of fucking dollars for a 30 second ad, and save your product for the last 5 seconds. Brilliant. And the stories don’t even fuckin make sense or tie into the product. Like that VW commercial where engineers spout wings … fuckoff you Nazis.
Jerry Seinfeld and George are not aging well. Newman still looks like he did 20 years ago.
I wasted 90 fuckin minutes of my life. I can’t wait to waste another 90.
The coke Multiculturalism commercial brought tears to my eyes.
I did like the weathertech.com commercial …. awesome car floor mats made in America. I might order some.
You’ll like this story about WeatherTech then, Stucky:
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2014-02-01/site/ct-floor-mat-maker-superbowl-ad-0201-biz-20140201_1_floor-mats-ad-agency-weathertech
“football is truly a boring sport”
You’re just not drunk enough. This is a terrible game, unless you’re a seagull fan. The half time show was pretty good. Amazing how many celebrities are selling out and shilling crap on commercials. Bono/Boner shilling for the BoA banksters. I remember when selling out was a bad thing. I’ll never buy another box of fucking cheerios as long as I live.
How much labor does it take to make a fucking rubber floormat?
Budweiser invites you to salute a war criminal. How lovely. I suspect something else is coming home and nobody will like it. Even Budweiser.
“My philosophy is, if my neighbor doesn’t have a job, sooner or later, I won’t have a job,” MacNeil said.
——- CEO of Weathertech, from the article Thinker linked
Someone put THIS guy in charge of the economy!!!!
Oh, that’s rich. Even Bob Dylan sells out for Chrysler, shills Detroit and “American spirit”. The dumb fuck forgot to mention Chrysler was bought is now owned by Fiat (and Italian company).
Z: the war hero soldier’s name was “Nad”, one testicle. Budweiser, the great American beer, owned by Inbev, a Belgian beverage conglomerate.
Bruce Willis shills for Honda, Japanese automaker.
I love that WeatherTech commercial. openly admitting nobody can open a factory in the US, use US raw materials, or create American jobs (with the real unemployment rate hovering around 11%, and 12 million people “left the workforce”). Not to worry, Obama will figure out a way to get WeathTech shut down or shipped overseas.
I’m out of here. It’s been fun but all things must end eventually. The “Wild West” is now more of a Google-censored & Approved echo chamber than the open forum that it had been for these past years. Take care all and good luck.
Bob Dylan: “let Germany brew your beer, let Asia assemble your phone, let Somalia grow your khat, but we’ll build your car.” Chrysler 200. Wonder how the American brewing industry feels about that one. Surprised they didn’t use footage from Mantua Square. Oh, those are Chrysler 300’s.
AWD, Kate still looks nice in a dress.
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The terrible hand of censorship stopping ecliptix and AWD from expressing themselves.
Give me a fucking break. No titty pictures is really cramping your free speech? Really?
Zero Hedge doesn’t allow any pictures. Do you still go there?
Cry me a river you whiny asses.
Back to football – always bet the D in Super Bowls.