If Biographies Were Titled Truthfully

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Chicago999444
Chicago999444
February 9, 2014 10:41 am

One little thing… why do men take potshots at Pelosi on the score of her appearance? She looks pretty damn good for a person over the age of 70. I mean, this woman is 73 years old- is she supposed to look like Angelina Jolie or somebody at that age? There are a lot of things to dislike about Pelosi, but her looks aren’t one of them.

The obsession with physical appearance in people whose jobs in no way depend on their looks, is characteristic of a narcissistic, decadent culture.

Billy
Billy
February 9, 2014 10:59 am

“The obsession with physical appearance in people whose jobs in no way depend on their looks, is characteristic of a narcissistic, decadent culture.” — Chicago

Erm… I think when it comes to Pelosi, they’ve got a point…

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Welshman
Welshman
February 9, 2014 11:01 am

No, Miss Lube Rack looks good for her age, but I still would have no trouble dropping her in a back yard shredder for mulch.

Chicago999444
Chicago999444
February 9, 2014 1:34 pm

If you think the woman whose pic you posted hasn’t been worked on extensively, I have some great property in Detroit to sell you. Zone high rise, ripe for development, EZ financing.

Stucky
Stucky
February 9, 2014 1:55 pm

Chicago999444

WHERE did I say Raquel was worked on extensively? OF COURSE that’s not natural.

But, Pelosi’s face looks like it was worked on by the Butcher Of Baghdad. Raquel had a real doctor.

Merryl Streep, 64, has never had plastic surgery. She is good looking for her age … unlike Pelosi. Surely, you understand the difference.
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El Coyote
El Coyote
February 9, 2014 3:08 pm

bb, 1. Chi Town has never sounded crazy. Two. Are you saying TBP is now in the therapy business or do you mean you are in therapy? Finally, that plumber’s crack on another post reminded me of you, though I’ve never met you, do you think I need therapy?

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 9, 2014 3:37 pm

Pelosi’s soul is so fucking ugly it just oozes out of her face. The image used in this post is one of the better ones I’ve seen. Part of the reason she is physically ugly IMO is that she is in her 70’s and looks like that. It’s just not natural. I’m with Stucky though, I judge the bitch on her actions more than appearance.
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