You’re not even Irish. You’re a hot tempered Italian.
AWD
March 17, 2014 1:29 pm
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Stucky
March 17, 2014 1:30 pm
Try to say five times quickly …….. “Irish wristwatch”.
Stucky
March 17, 2014 1:33 pm
Oldie but goodie ….
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John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.”
She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?” John said, “Here’s to spending
the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”
“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub
with a toast about you, Mary.”
She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only
be in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time
I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”
AWD
March 17, 2014 1:36 pm
An Irish doggy picture for Avalon
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Avalon is Italian if I remember correctly
Avalon
March 17, 2014 1:40 pm
Awe look at that dog…adorbs. Yep, half Italian. Half of some other stuff sprinkled in there. No Irish, I feel left out of this holiday.
Sensetti
March 17, 2014 1:40 pm
Sensetti’s Irish
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all
Avalon
March 17, 2014 1:49 pm
I’ll wear this hat today
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Roy
March 17, 2014 1:50 pm
Jim – The regular Irish take the dishes out of the sink before they piss in it.
Anonymous
March 17, 2014 1:51 pm
I dont like St Patricks Day because my birthday is on the 18th and everyone is hungover and doesnt feel like partying.
I got this from a friend that won’t be at my birfday party
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Thinker
March 17, 2014 1:51 pm
Jim, just be sure to not pronounce the SS in Aussie like esses — they’re zees. Like “Auzzie.” Make sure you get the u in there.
And I hope you’re ready to drink. A lot. When I worked for AUSTRADE, it was nothing for them to put down 2-3 bottles of wine at dinner. Per person.
AWD
March 17, 2014 1:55 pm
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TeresaE
March 17, 2014 2:00 pm
Roy, what’s this “regular” Irish?
It’s either shanty, or lace-curtain, not “regular.”
Old saying.
I’m a tiny, tiny, bit Irish, more common ancestors in Scotland than Ireland.
But with my auburn hair, green eyes and freckles (at least in the summer), I surely am 1/365th Irish.
Happy Saint Day to my fellow descendants! And to all the honorary too.
AWD
March 17, 2014 2:20 pm
Aussies are great people. Very down to earth and relaxed.
Q: What’s Irish and sits around on the back porch all day?
A: Paddy O’Furniture.
LOLz…
Happy St. Pat’s day, Mr. Quinn. Hope the snowstorm doesn’t affect you too much.
Thinker
We got two inches of snow and it took me an hour and half to get into work. The pussies on the road can’t drive in flurries.
Just found out my new Dean is an Aussie. I hope he likes realists.
Jim – Are you shanty Irish or regular Irish?
Roy
Shanty Irish means poor and disreputable. That sounds about right.
Hey! We are NOT poor.
Avalon
You’re not even Irish. You’re a hot tempered Italian.
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Try to say five times quickly …….. “Irish wristwatch”.
Oldie but goodie ….
—————————
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.”
She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?” John said, “Here’s to spending
the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”
“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub
with a toast about you, Mary.”
She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only
be in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time
I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”
An Irish doggy picture for Avalon
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Avalon is Italian if I remember correctly
Awe look at that dog…adorbs. Yep, half Italian. Half of some other stuff sprinkled in there. No Irish, I feel left out of this holiday.
Sensetti’s Irish
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all
I’ll wear this hat today
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Jim – The regular Irish take the dishes out of the sink before they piss in it.
I dont like St Patricks Day because my birthday is on the 18th and everyone is hungover and doesnt feel like partying.
I got this from a friend that won’t be at my birfday party
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Jim, just be sure to not pronounce the SS in Aussie like esses — they’re zees. Like “Auzzie.” Make sure you get the u in there.
And I hope you’re ready to drink. A lot. When I worked for AUSTRADE, it was nothing for them to put down 2-3 bottles of wine at dinner. Per person.
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Roy, what’s this “regular” Irish?
It’s either shanty, or lace-curtain, not “regular.”
Old saying.
I’m a tiny, tiny, bit Irish, more common ancestors in Scotland than Ireland.
But with my auburn hair, green eyes and freckles (at least in the summer), I surely am 1/365th Irish.
Happy Saint Day to my fellow descendants! And to all the honorary too.
Aussies are great people. Very down to earth and relaxed.
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