Doc: Why don’t you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?
Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I’ll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so the fat bastards can get a taste of home while they’re at it.
Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are ya, insane?
Connor: No I ain’t. Charlie Bronson’s always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He’s got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You’ve lost it, haven’t ya?
Connor: No, I’m serious.
Murphy: Me too. That’s stupid. Name one thing you gonna need a rope for.
Connor: You don’t fuckin’ know what you’re gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What’s this ‘they’ shit? This isn’t a movie.
Connor: Oh, right. [picks up large knife out of Murphy’s bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid fuckin’ rope.
Connor: I’ll get my stupid rope. I’ll get it. This is a rope right here.
Doc: He left me his c-c-c… He left me his c-c-c… Oh, he fucking gave me this. Fuck! Ass!
Rocco: So, like, you’re not just talking about mob guys, right? You’re talking about pimps and drug dealers and all that shit, right?
Connor: Oh, yeah.
Rocco: Fuck. You guys could do this every goddamn day!
Murphy: We’re sorta like 7-Eleven. We’re not always doing business, but we’re always open.
Connor: That is nicely put.
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Paul Smecker: Television. Television is the explanation for this – you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling – that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don’t do that!
Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: God.
Rayvie: What?
Donna: Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
Paul Smecker: Oh, isn’t that beautiful? All the lowlifes in quiet city Boston start dropping dead and *you* think it’s unrelated! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police to do my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe!
Donna: You killed my… my…
Rocco: Your what?
Donna: My… Rocco: Your fuckin’ what? Huh? Your what, bitch? Rocco: [puts gun to his own head] I’ll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat’s name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious, little… Rayvie: Skippy! Skippy! Rocco: Oh, Jesus! What color was it, bitch? Rayvie: Don’t you fucking yell at her like that you prick! Rocco: [turns gun on Rayvie] Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can’t buy a pack of smokes without runnin’ into nine guys you fucked!
Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships. Rocco: Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix’n’match shit’s gotta go. Doc: What? Connor: A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn’t it? Murphy: And don’t cross the road if you can’t get out of the kitchen.
Ah young Daryl, suh-weet!
I just recently watched this for the first time, nice call Harry!
Dirty Irish song
yep.
i think he’s the best character in TWD by far (only seen thru S3)
this is one of all time favorites, came out on video my freshman year in college and it quickly became popular, particularly as a drinking game. take a shot of beer everytime they say “fuck”. hint: it’s a lot so you get drunk.
i’ll be watching it tonite with a pint of guinness (for anyone interested it is on Netflix Instant).
One of the best movies of all time…
One of the funniest lines in that move, I thought, was when Greenly said something about having a better chance if they dragged a potato on a string through south Boston… then the boys come in and Daryl says something about having better luck with beer…
I really, really love that movie..
Defoe standing in the street yelling “THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!” like he’s a fire and brimstone precher… 🙂
I think I’ve watched this movie about a dozen times – great movie, too many great parts to list. Haven’t watched it? Two brothers stop the bullshit and p.c. shit, and take on what they know to be evil. Five stars.
Dafoe’s character ripping the boston pd is great, especially for theories like “serial crusher” and “big friggin guy” and “Symbology” and “Nameology”
My favorite line, and I really can’t tell you why, is when they shoot up the russian mobsters and they’re looking around, and one comments on how they’re pretty good at this, and the other says ‘Yes We Ayre!’ – its the way he says it that is so damn funny. I use that one whenever it fits.
I have Netflix. I might have to watch it. But, Jeebus Mary Oreilly ….. c’mon now!!
How can a guy still be alive when a 30 pound porcelain toilet hits him in the head?
How can a guy even walk after jumping off a 4 or 5 story building?
And why do the fuckin Irish have their own goddamn holiday anyway?
Its one of my favorite over the top action movies. Just ridiculous fun through and through.
Saw the movie for first time last night.It was a lot funnier then I thought it would be .Great movie.Will have to watch it again.
Stucky,
Watch it, i think you’ll enjoy it. Dont take it seriously though, its purposely over the top.