The End is a process, not an event. The story below is just another step in the process. No job. No money. No intelligence. No common sense. No prospects. No work ethic. No problem. No money down. No payments. The iPhone 6 is yours. This is the end my friend.
No Money, No Problem: You Can Now Lease An iPhone With Nothing Out Of Pocket
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/12/2014 10:53 -0400
Subprime cars, subprime houses, and now subprime iPhones… on layaway.
Exclusive for iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus Unlimited Data, Talk and Text for only $50 per month
New iPhone For Life Plan allows consumers to get the iPhone 6 for $20/month, iPhone 6 Plus for $25/month, both for $0 money down and guarantees a new device every two years
Sprint is proud to offer iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus, the biggest advancements in iPhone history, beginning on Friday, Sept. 19. Demonstrating the best value in wireless Sprint will offer the Sprint Simply Unlimited Plan exclusively for iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus, giving new and existing customers unlimited data, talk and text while on the Sprint network for only $50 per month. Sprint will allow iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus customers to connect to its fast LTE network, including Sprint Spark, an enhanced LTE service. Customers can pre-register starting today at www.sprint.com/iphone and pre-orders begin on September 12 at www.sprint.com/iphone, Sprint retail stores or through Sprint Telesales at 1-800-Sprint.
In addition, Sprint introduced the iPhone for Life Plan, the most economical way to get any new iPhone 6 or iPhone 6 Plus. iPhone 6 is only $20 per month for 24 months for a 16GB model, and iPhone 6 Plus is only $25 per month for 24 months for a 16GB model – there are no out-of-pocket costs and the plan guarantees a new device every two years. At the end of 24 months, customers in good standing can upgrade, purchase the leased phone or continue leasing on a month-to-month basis.
“We have made a commitment to offer the best value in wireless to any individual, couple or family, and we are excited to offer our customers the innovative iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus with an exclusive unlimited plan,” said Marcelo Claure, Sprint CEO. “In addition, we’re proud to introduce a revolutionary new way for American consumers to acquire the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus. Our iPhone for Life Plan allows customers access to iPhone 6 with the industry’s lowest monthly fee of $20 with no out-of-pocket costs, and it guarantees a new device every two years.”
And so the time has come to add Non-Performing iPhone Loans, or NPiLs, to the financial lexicon.
Remember: it doesn’t matter if you actually have no money to buy your phone, as long as your phone tells the world that you have money.
Sprint is the next Radio Shack… it’s teetering on the edge now, and this is just another desperate attempt to stay relevant and attract customers before their collapse finally comes. The fact that they’re already scraping the bottom of the barrel in consumer targeting will only hasten that demise.
Speaking of death throes, Sears has been given two years to live:
http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20140912/BLOGS10/140919948/rip-sears#
Thinker
That is shocking. Who could have predicted that Sears would go under? That’s almost as crazy saying JC Penney won’t survive. 🙂
Sooner or later, they will pass a law that you must have an iPhone account in order to buy, sell or trade in ‘Murica. All transactions will be recorded through your device and Big Bubba will bless your continued freedom in this great land of the free.
It seemed like a marriage made in heaven; old money meets cheap dish.
The times they are a changing. Anybody going to this year’s KKK/NAACP BBQ?
Mr. Chen, you’re spot on, only it’s already happened. Anyone with a yahoo email account is seeing a demand prior to log in to update your password AND give them your smartphone number so they can send a text in case there’s a “problem” with your account. Talk about a backdoor way of phishing for wireless phone numbers! And how ’bout we neanderthals still carrying “cellphones” without text capabilities?
Thanks, WC, the obvious just doesn’t get by me.