United States
Main Export: U.S. companies
National Cuisine: Seconds
Percentage Of Happiness SSRI-Induced: 72
Resting On Laurels Since: 1957
Infrastructure: Works fine after good whack with wrench
Greatest Moment Of Happiness Average Resident Will Ever Experience: Going to batting cage at the Family Sports Center
Infant Mortality: So, here’s the thing with that…
I’m glad the U.S. made the list. I feel soooo much better now.
Bob.
After 200+ years of independence, I’m surprised Haiti didn’t make the list. Probably due to the lack of pickled ice.
AUSTRIA
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Most popular career choices: Dictator, Body builder.
Government: “You will follow orders!”
Populace: “OK”
Cuisine: Breakfast, sausage. Lunch, sausage. Dinner, sausage.
Key Ally: Germany
People they hate the most: Germans
National Anthem: “Fuck you Germany”
Greatest Cultural Achievement: Elevator Music
2nd Greatest Cultural Achievement: Black population, 2 people …. somewhere.
3rd Greatest Cultural Achievement: Lederhosen, it ain’t just for queers.
Ah, good ole Onion.
They left off the #1 happiest state in the universe:
Denial.
I’ve never met anyone living there that wasn’t blissfully happy with it.
Never.
Festunghohen Salzburg! When I studied there a lifetime ago I knew a Nigerian guy who’d learned passable German in an intense month-long program in Munich. Only problem was that he said his “ch’s” like he was from Hamburg. Not sure Rufus Wainwright helps with your assertion that lederhosen can be worn by heterosexuals. I could start wearing them in order to buttress you, though. [img?zz=1 [/img]
(damn site keeps telling me duplicate comment.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlATOHGj9EY
dilligaf
fucken hilarious.
In the U.S. ……
“Percentage Of Happiness SSRI-Induced: 72”
Percentage of Americans who know what SSRI means: 1.