I don’t blame you bud, I’d rather suffocate myself than drink Mich Ultra. Just water pretending to be beer. Michelob, stop acting like someone that just got done with a triathlon is just yearning for some of your water with a hint of beer flavor. On some bullshit right there.
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)
Just because you put your goat in a hilarious chariot that you pull around on your motor-scooter doesn’t mean it’s cool to bring him into Walmart…I mean, it’s really, really close to being just awesome enough for me to allow it, but I still have to say no.
Because you would rather look like this than go bare ass on a Walmart toilet seat…
No it’s not excessive. He is just very, very business in the front and extremely party in the back. Letting you know what’s up.
Holy sweet mother of mercy! You are very frightening. Like the evil villain in a Disney movie scary.
Grown ass man looking like Mrs. Doubtfire’s adult son following in his/her footsteps. C’mon now.
This little piggy went to Black Friday…
What are bottom biscuits called if they aren’t technically your bottom? Thunder thighs just doesn’t seem to do this any justice.
Drugs and alcohol. The great debate. I mean both these guys scream “hire me & introduce me to your daughter” but which one would you go with?
I can’t think of a more badass combo than a huge red afro and shoulder pads. It just screams “come at me bro” and you know that bro won’t step up.
I feel like this guy escaped from our friends over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com and snuck his way into Walmart.
The level of give a f*ck on this lady is impressive. Not only did we throw in the towel and just go out in jammies, she couldn’t even be bothered with the extra effort of putting them on the whole way.
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