SOMEBODY CALL BRUCE WILLIS

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bluestem
bluestem
December 9, 2014 1:45 pm

That’s a lot of time to sit back, eat popcorn and wait for the show. John

Stucky
Stucky
December 9, 2014 1:55 pm

This asteroid is mentioned in the book of Revelation and appears in the middle of the Great Tribulation.

Now is the time to repent.

The end is near.

Dutchman
Dutchman
December 9, 2014 2:03 pm

This is so fucking absurd. Nobody can do anything about it. So why worry?

If the extinction asteroid hits – then the population will shrink to what it was 5000 years ago.

TE
TE
December 9, 2014 3:07 pm

Bring it on!

What is one more potential population smashing event dangling over us?

Cripes, everyday we inch closer to the end.

Statistically if not in actuality.

For everyday that our earth avoids a massive rock slamming into it the odds of it happening increase exponentially.

Just like for everyday that our country is not bombed or attacked, statistically the chances increase for tomorrow. And that statistic is true whether or not we kill 1000 innocents while taking out 30 “guilty.”

Sad Bruce is getting so old, we would need the younger John McClane to save us now.

TE
TE
December 9, 2014 3:10 pm

Stuck, just curious, but since we are supposed to be moral in our every day doings, isn’t ANY time the “best” to repent?

I repent when I’ve realized I screwed up, waiting for death seems like the corrupted and lazy way.

Hugs.

card802
card802
December 9, 2014 3:41 pm

In two years I’m going to max out every credit card I can get my hands on and party like it’s 1999.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 9, 2014 4:38 pm

I’d rather we send Bruce Willis to make SURE it’s coming straight at us.

Tommy
Tommy
December 9, 2014 4:53 pm

Just send Pelosi, Reid, Boxer, Feinstein, and Obama – they fuck shit up wherever they go……throw in Boehner and McConnel and its a lock.

Stucky
Stucky
December 9, 2014 5:15 pm

“Stuck, just curious, but since we are supposed to be moral in our every day doings, isn’t ANY time the “best” to repent?” ———TE

Yes, indeed my precious grasshopper, for the good book sayeth (really) —- “TODAY is the day of your salvation”.

This is so because our days are numbered … yet, no one knows that number. Jeebus spoke in a parable about a man who was wealthy and healthy …. “THIS VERY NIGHT your life will be demanded back from you …”

But, like the thief on the cross, many people try to game the system by waiting until the very last moment. Admin, the fallen Catholic. Llpoh, and his heathen religion. SSS, who trusts in the CIA. Indentured Servant, who adores the stars but not The One who made them. bb, the moron whom Jeebus will spew out of His mouth. Yea, virtually every TBPer (but, not you) is hell-bent on “living it up” as they roll the Cosmic Dice. Hence, da Lawd has called me to preach the gospel of repentance, even at this late hour.

Got all that?

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 9, 2014 5:34 pm

If anyone tries to steer the extinction asteroid off course I’ll personally go to their house, kick ’em in the fuck and cut off their head with nail clippers.

TE
TE
December 9, 2014 6:05 pm

Thank you for the giggles Stuck.

Apparently your planets are all lined up correctly today, you are nailing it!

If you have any epic posting you are working on, it appears that now is the celestial time for you

🙂

yahsure
yahsure
December 10, 2014 1:50 am

Paint an x on the ground and lay there and wait. It’s just one thing after another. Incredible.

EC
EC
December 10, 2014 5:18 pm

Asteroid, banker survival kits, it all makes sense now.