CREEPY UNCLE JOE CAPTION CONTEST

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flash
flash
February 18, 2015 1:01 pm

sheesh..

TC
TC
February 18, 2015 1:13 pm

“Hey baby! You should see the size of my offshore banking account!”

Stucky
Stucky
February 18, 2015 1:53 pm

“When you spread your vagina around, it’s good for everybody”

Faux Queue
Faux Queue
February 18, 2015 2:10 pm

“Would you take one up the ass for your country? Your husband has.”

Tommy
Tommy
February 18, 2015 2:43 pm

‘Remember why you’re here’.

turbo
turbo
February 18, 2015 3:00 pm

Mmmmmmmm, you dont smell like ketchup at all

fortressamerica
fortressamerica
February 18, 2015 3:02 pm

Wrong creepy dude turbo. You are thinking john kerry with the ketchup comment.

Tommy
Tommy
February 18, 2015 3:33 pm

Quayle (spelling) messed up spelling potato, remember? They never let him up for air. Yeah he was a tool, but they all are. But this fuckstick, he’s got enough material for a coffee table book!

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
February 18, 2015 4:13 pm

“I want to drink your blood.”

dc.sunsets
dc.sunsets
February 18, 2015 4:20 pm

Honestly. And people wonder why I’m an anarchist.

Such clowns may be YOUR leaders…but they sure as hell aren’t mine.

Dutchman
Dutchman
February 18, 2015 4:21 pm

How about taking a ride in Uncle Joe’s playhouse van? You can even play with Uncle Joe’s ‘puppet’

dc.sunsets
dc.sunsets
February 18, 2015 4:22 pm

During the last election cycle Biden flew into a nearby airport for a fundraiser. I was incensed that they block off the entire Interstate Highway System to insure his limo doesn’t share the road with any of us rabble (some of whom presumably might dislike the guy so much that suicide-bombing him seems worthwhile…something I don’t get, but….different strokes…..)

Anyway, looking at the photos, maybe the cops were just protecting the public…………

Monger
Monger
February 18, 2015 5:10 pm

“”I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you.” –Joe Biden

DaveL
DaveL
February 18, 2015 6:14 pm

“I took Viagra four hours ago, are you a doctor?”

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
February 18, 2015 8:23 pm

“No, I am not trying to loosen your bra…you just looked in need of a shoulder massage.”

pauncho
pauncho
February 19, 2015 11:40 am

Rack my 12 gauge, and I’ll deliver a magnum load!