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robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
June 27, 2015 12:31 pm

Wow, that’s the way the Dixie flag should be proudly displayed. Sure would like to have her flag on my pole; reminds me of the one I had as a young man. Bet she gets lots of salutes. A guy could sure hold those Stars and Bars close to his heart and fo certain feel a glow deep inside.for that Southern Cross. Keep your powder dry boys, The South will rise again. Southern Born, Southern Pride. That’s Southern Pride like the Rebel boys left back home and were fighting for; old gorey can’t touch that. Wonder if she is a “yellow rose” from Texas? Bet she has Bonnie Blue eyes.

Stucky
Stucky
June 27, 2015 1:15 pm

Her belly-button is waaaay to elongated. Or, is that her vaginny?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 27, 2015 1:53 pm

We grew up in Texas where we sang Dixie and scorned Northerners, not to the point of calling them Yankees but we were suspicious of a northern accents.

I believe it was the movie The French Connection that allowed us to see that not all northerners were scum. Then came the rash of NY movies with Al Pacino, Jon Voight that presented the city of a million stories as a dirty dumpster worse than the unforgiving cracker Florida of Cool Hand Luke.

My, but Southern women have a lovely accent. Did I tell you of the time me and Jimmy were picking up on a couple of older women and one of them, when she finally spoke, had a Jersey accent that killed me, I was surprised and if WTF? had been a popular expression back then, it would have been my question.

EL Coyote who loves to watch California girls
EL Coyote who loves to watch California girls
June 27, 2015 2:16 pm

White girls, is there any mood they can’t improve?

bruce
bruce
June 27, 2015 6:37 pm

There are dozens of Confederate Battle Flags flying in town today as many people and some small business owners unfurled them in defiance of sissy ass PC rules, restrictions and Government BS. That and the “me too factor”. A bunch of people are flying little Battle flags from car antennas. The Battle Flags are every where you go this sunny Saturday here in BFE Texas.

Much to Wall Marts dismay their parking lot is full of Confederate flags waving from car windows and pickup truck beds. It looks like a mini Rebel Convention of Duck Dynasty people. A few Battle flags are flying below the Stars and Stripes but mostly on their own. The media really has the folks all riled up. The Cops are out watching all the people waving the flags but haven’t done or said anything that I know of.

Two doors down my wife’s sisters are doing a brisk business selling Rebel flags, Come and Take It Texas flags and such along with various Confederate, anti PC, anti Government, anti everything bumper stickers, decals, cups, coffee mugs, t-shirts and such along with a small variety of secessionist stuff. Never let a Big National distraction go to waste. Sell em the T-Shirts while their hot.

It all started this morning with a few guys waving some Battle Flags near the two main intersections in town. Besides my wife’s sisters I hear there are people selling confederate stuff at the flea markets and few along the road sides.

To show my solidarity with no one I’m flying a giant Jolly Roger over our store today.

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
June 27, 2015 8:11 pm

@Admin
Now THERE is a great combination!!
Two of my favorite Flag themes, along with the Black “A” for Anarchy flag.

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
June 27, 2015 11:16 pm

Admin, in most cases I think your posting are pretty smart. This posting is pure genius.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 27, 2015 11:32 pm

Stucky says: Her belly-button is waaaay to elongated. Or, is that her vaginny?

If you think that is a vajayjay, I’d say your legendary white moccasin has been blown out of proportion.