A leopard entered a private school in India’s southern Karnataka state, injuring three people, as well as causing the school to be evacuated. The big cat was barricaded in a classroom while police were called in to capture it – hopefully alive.
MEANWHILE….IN INDIA
Studies show that up to 86% of leopards in India’s school system have cheated, plagiarized or have been awarded inflated grades.
M’gumpu – shown above – who is Chief of the Indian Leopard Cooperative, denies the cheating allegations, only saying through a translator that leopards are not mindless killing machines and as leopards are a very small misunderstood minority in India, and they should be given the benefit of the doubt.
Though how “Grrrrowlwlwwwwlll!” translated to all that, is still a mystery.
I’m surprised they didn’t eat it. Probably cuz it had too many dots, even for dot-heads.
Stucky, if this had happened in Africa, the score would be Leopard: 14, Africans: 0. Until the leopard got tired of amscraying Africans, then they would burn it at the stake for being a “witch”… then they’d sell the ground up body parts to the Chinks in lieu of boner pills…
Hmm…I have a conference call/skype with the folks in India next Thursday..I’ll have to ask them about this .
Billy,
If the leopard ate 14 africans it would die from food poisoning.
One can hope this happens with a certain HNIC returning to his homeland.
Noah’s neighbors were concerned about Noah’s Vision but reasoned that no flood could be that bad so they commissioned Dick and Jane to build a smaller Ark at the last minute of course; everyone would share their food, there would be no sexual taboos and since PBS made it clear that big predators were the most important animals to the environment, they would load extra leopards, bears, wolves, coyotes, alligators, etc. Dick and Jane couldn’t agree on the design but let only their special friends have contracts. When the flood did actually come, thousands of Sodomites crammed into the Ark. The rest isn’t history.
India has no “gun culture” so the beast was safe.
Meanwhile, in TX a potentially aggressive armadillo was spotted giving the stink-eye to passers-by in a school zone, so three guys with 50 BMG long rang rifles drew lots about which one would get to mount the tiny bits of flesh that were left after they got done hitting said dangerous animal with $500 in ammunition.